NO I DON'T WANT FASHION TIPS ON HOW TO HIDE MY BIG BELLY. MY BELLY IS NOT HIDE-ABLE, AND I AM NOT COSPLAYING AS A SKINNY PERSON.
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN FASHION ADVICE THAT TELLS ME HOW TO HIDE WHEN FASHION IS ALL ABOUT BEING SEEN.
I NEED A BLUEPRINT FOR HOW TO STYLE WITH MY BIG BELLY, NOT IN SPITE OF IT, YOU COWARDS.
I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THIN PEOPLE DON'T GET FASHION ADVICE THAT STARTS WITH "well first of all let's completely disguise what you look like because it's disgusting, obviously" (well, old people of all body types do, but that's a post for another time). FUCK YOU. I WANT TO EMPHASIZE MY BELLY IF ANYTHING. I WILL COVER IT IN GLITTERING FISHNET AND STRIP DOWN ONSTAGE FOR THIS BURLESQUE ACT WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.
I AM NOT AN AMATEUR. I AM A PROFESSIONAL HOT FAT BITCH. I AM NOT A HALF-MEASURE. I AM A CUP OVERFLOWING TIMES 6. I AM A MEAL THAT CALLS FOR SECONDS, THIRDS, AND SHARING. I AM BOUNTY, I AM SOFTNESS CARING, AND I AM NOT SEEKING AN AUDIENCE FOR ONLY THE FIRST 115 POUNDS OF ME.
















