Holyshitballs dream, will fix this up later. Woke from a dead sleep with this scrumptious idea.
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You find yourself sitting comfortably in a strangers lap at the pub. His friends all but consume the table as the man you're currently perched on says you're his bird. You are not. He knows that, you know that. In fact, you had just met this man at the bar counter. Overheard his friend with the odd hair choice make fun at him about finding a girl. You decided to have some fun on your last two weeks of vacation.
So you strutted over to his table and claimed his lap for yourself. His big thighs easily supporting your weight as you weave an arm around his neck.
"Sorry im late, Honey." You say sweetly and drop a quick smooch to his masked cheek.
There's a 2 second delay from the man before a big arm closes around you, a deep "hmmm..." rumbled out of him before a, "Just a tad late."
Another 2 seconds before the man with the questionable hair stutters with his mouth hanging open. The other two say their hellos, and you respond in kind.
While mohawk man is still tongue-tied, you type out a quick message on your phone, making the screen be in plain sight for the man who's now rubbing his thumb on your jeans.
- Sounded like you needed a rescue at the bar, so here I am, your girl in shining armor.
You felt the chuckle that came after.
Yada yada little bit later and you've hit it off with his friends, the two of you easily selling the whole girlfriend thing. You make mohawk flustered when he had asked if you even knew his name (lap guy) and you acted all embarrassed, "Well I'd tell you what else I call him but I'd be punished for it later."
Lap guys arm tightening around you and the way his hand grabbed a handful told you all you needed to know. You were giddy about being right.
your phone chimes, a friend:
-you okay over there?
Once again you hold your phone in your 'boyfriends' line of sight.
-yeppers! Plus its freezing in here and this man is a furnace so im nice and toasty! He also bought me fries!"
Your friend shoots back with,
-chips, they call em chips. You've been here for 2 months and still say fries. 😂
Lap guys puts his head on your shoulder and you smile.
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-rubs my hands together like a fly-
I can work with this hehehehehe yes brain give me moreeeeeeeee.
