I was reading your bsd organization leaders as parents and was wondering if I could get something similar but with a young teen child around Kyoka and Kenji's age?
(I'm sorry if this is redundant)
NO I love writing family headcanon sm so if you request something like this ill definitely be writing it.
I know I haven't been active lately. I don't use Tumblr much and i have to study🥀 anyways here you go anon
BSD organization leaders with a young teen!reader
You'd think he would be strict as a father but no. He just says one disappointed sentence and you feel like you've dishonored ten generations of ancestors.
You’ll be like, “I got into a fight at school.”
His reaction ”I see.” That's the punishment
Is it a metaphor?? Is he disappointed?? Proud?? Is this a test??? (He knows exactly what he’s doing.)
Once you came to his room ”i accidentally threw a rock at the police and I need legal advice.”
He thinks something is wrong with you but no you're just like this.
You go to his office and say dumb things just to get a reaction. He doesn't even flinch.
He adapts like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
“Use the other towel if you’re pretending to be a ghost. That one’s still damp.”
You see him holding back a smile everytime.
Your scrolling at 3am with brightness on 100% Fukuzawa will appear in the doorway then take away your phone like he's sealing a cursed sword.
If you get in trouble with the law he refers to you as ”my child” formally. It makes a difference, trust.
He enrolled you in martial arts without asking. You’re not sure if it’s because he wants to pass on his swordsmanship or because he caught you holding scissors wrong.
If you add sugar to your tea he stares at you like you committed war crimes. ”If you wanted candy water you should of said so.”
Ranpo starts questioning your intelligence and your snack preferences.
“Are you good at math? How many jelly beans are in this jar? Go.”
Atsushi knows what you feel. He knows what it's like to lose everything and end up somewhere new. But he's shocked- “I can’t believe the President is raising a Gen Z child”
Yosano is like your older sister now. “If anything hurts tell me right away. Doesn't matter if it’s physical or not.”
You once told Kunikida that his notebook would be cooler if it had stickers.
“You... had so much potential.”
Dazai is canonically good with kids. He takes you out to get icecream. Knows how to get words out of you (lmao) asks if ”You got any weird talents?” while he's smiling like an idiot.
You try to befriend Kyouka. She's not loud herself but she defends you when you get scolded.
Kenji gives you organic milk ”drink this, you'll grow taller.”
Silly with Elise but actually acts like an adult around you.
Gives you vitamin gummies in the shape of organs
When you fake sick to skip school he says:
“Convincing 6/10. Next time add slight shaking and glassy eyes.”
Regular checkups. You know what a stethoscope feels like on your back more than most medical students do.
“Open your mouth wider. Don’t be dramatic, it’s just a tongue depressor.”
You learn all the biological terms.
“Lower quadrant or upper quadrant?”
He’s bluntly honest. If you ask where babies come from, he gives you a scientifically accurate 30 minute explanation.
He gives off the illusion of freedom. But you start to realize every street you walk down has a Port mafia member hanging around.
“Wait… am I being babysat by Higuchi in sunglasses and a wig.”
He’s one of those horrible at phrasing it dads.
“I feel like I’m not good enough.”
“Statistically speaking, you probably aren’t.”
“But neither is anyone else. You’ll be fine.”
You can't enter his room without permission and there's no expectations.
“Boss said no exceptions.” hello?? That's crazy???
He will compare you to Dazai in the most unhinged ways possible.
“Dazai used to sneak out by picking the lock with a spoon.”
You once skipped school and Mori was SO unbothered.
“Nice try. Dazai once staged his own funeral. You’ll need to try harder.”
He bribes you constantly. Get good grades and he will buy you whatever you want.
Chuuya’s not the type to get involved in things he doesn’t have to, especially when it involves Mori's private matters.
But he makes sure you don't even stub your toe because well, your father will question it even if it's small.
Higuchi babysits you when Mori leaves you to her. She was very nervous around you at first.
“Are you cold? Hungry? You don’t look well. Wait, are you feverish? Should I call- no. I’ll handle it. I was trained for this. Probably.”
“I love my job” she says her eye twitching as Mori hands her another file for “bonding time” with his child.
Hirotsu is not the type to teach you how to kill. He’d rather teach you how to read body language or defuse a conflict with words first.
Calls you “Young Master” or “Young Lady” (even if you tell him to stop).
Corrects your kanji. Answers every “why” you ask, no matter how stupid.
Kouyou will teach you how to hide a knife in your sleeve, walk without sound, and kill without a sound. (if you choose that path)
To be honest Dazai wouldn't be nice to you or empathize with you.
You cry? He’ll use it to manipulate your allies. You ask him for help? He’ll smile and walk away if he doesn’t use it against you later. To him everything is leverage. Even your pain.
Remember when he told Q that he would rip their heart out next time? The same applies to you.
I'm so sorry you had to see this💔
He’s not strict, he’s tired.
You could show up to breakfast in a full demon cosplay and he would just go
“...That’s nice. Eat your eggs.”
He protects your civilian status at all costs.
You’re not registered as an ability user (even if you are. Doesn't matter if you're evil.)
Despite running Special Division for unusual powers, Taneda would never train you for combat unless absolutely necessary.
He does NOT let you near sensitive documents.
You will not meet Dazai. You will not walk near PM territory or ADA.
You make one (1) mistake and he says “Small mistakes are how buildings fall.” Okay sir?? I just dropped my water bottle??
You said “I might drop out and become a criminal.” He just handed you a folder titled ’Projected Consequences of Your Stupid Plan’ that contains: Maps, survival plans and a detailed list of who would and would not bail you out of prison.
You asked for a game console. He said no so you emotionally ghosted him.
Later that week he bought you a Switch, 3 games and a note left: “I will not be emotionally manipulated. Enjoy.”
You show him a TikTok video and he just goes “This is how nations fall.”
Still says “why are you like this” at least twice a day.
If you turn out to be a criminal? He becomes Chief Taneda, not your father.
He will step back operationally and reassign your case.
Taneda will not be the one to strike but he will not interfere when the Special Division comes for you. That's the only mercy he can give.
Ango just goes “...Of course.” he knew.
He doesn’t treat you like a child. He treats you like a walking diplomatic liability.
If Taneda dies or is weakened, you will be placed under surveillance. Which means he now owns your future.
Tsujimura assumes you know how to kill a man with a pencil. You might not. She doesn’t care.
Ayatsuji thinks you will be an interesting file in the hands of Special Division one day. Probably one that ends with criminal activity.
