Rise of the Guardians: reaction to finding out you fem guardian is North's wife and that they have been married for centuries and no one knew until now.
Your eyes sparkle with mirth as you watch Jack's jaw practically hit the floor. The normally unflappable winter spirit is rendered speechless upon discovering that you, his close friend and Guardian comrade, have actually been married to North for centuries.
"Wait, wait, wait," Jack sputters, holding up his hands. "You're telling me that you two have been husband and wife this WHOLE time? How did none of us know this?"
You chuckle and exchange an amused glance with your husband. "We prefer to keep our private life private, Jack. North and I decided long ago that our marriage wouldn't affect our duties as Guardians."
"Well, you sure fooled me," Jack laughs incredulously, running a hand through his windswept hair. "I mean, I've seen you two together countless times and never suspected a thing! Guess North is pretty good at keeping secrets in his workshop, eh?"
North lets out a booming laugh and claps the young Guardian on the shoulder. "Ah, is not so hard to hide in plain sight! After all, I am master of stealth on Christmas Eve, no?"
"Fair point," Jack concedes with a grin. His eyes suddenly light up with mischief as a thought occurs to him. "So...I guess this makes you the famous Mrs. Claus then, huh?" He waggles his eyebrows at you suggestively.
You roll your eyes good-naturedly. "Yes, Jack, I suppose it does. And no, I don't spend my days baking cookies."
"Nah, you're too busy making eyes at your hubby over here!" Jack makes exaggerated kissy faces and bats his lashes. "Oh North, however did you keep your hands off each other at Guardian meetings? The passion, the stolen glances, the - oof!"
His theatrical monologue is cut short by a snowball to the face, courtesy of yours truly. "That's enough out of you, Frost," you warn, fighting back a smile.
North guffaws and slides an arm around your waist, pulling you close. "Do not tease, Jack. Is epic romance for the ages!" He presses a whiskery kiss to your cheek.
"Ugh, get a room, you two!" Jack mock groans, covering his eyes in feigned disgust. But you can see the happy glint in his eyes, the sparkle that says he's truly glad his two friends found love in each other.
You know the Mrs. Claus jokes and good-natured ribbing are only just beginning. But you wouldn't have it any other way. "Come on, you troublemaker," you say fondly, ruffling Jack's hair. "Let's go see what other secrets we can uncover around this place."
With matching grins, you and Jack zip off through the workshop, ready to unearth more mysteries and make more mischief. Just another day in the life of the Guardians.
Your heart races as you and North finally reveal your centuries-old secret to the other Guardians. Bunnymund's eyes grow wide with shock as the revelation sinks in.
"Wait just a bloody minute," he sputters, ears twitching. "You mean to tell me you two have been married all this time, right under our noses, and none of us knew?!"
He looks back and forth between you and North incredulously. North chuckles and puts a burly arm around your shoulders.
"Ah Bunny, you know how much I love surprises! And this was best kept secret of all." He winks at you playfully.
"I...I don't believe this," Bunny stammers, still reeling. "Y/N, you're really Mrs. Claus? For centuries? I thought that was just a myth!"
You can't help but giggle at the look on his face. "Surprise! Sorry we didn't tell you sooner, Bunny. We wanted to keep our private life, well, private."
Bunnymund runs a paw over his face, collecting himself. "I just can't believe it. All those times North mentioned his 'special sheila' and I thought he was talking about the sleigh!"
North guffaws loudly at that. You elbow your husband. "Nice to know where I rank compared to the sleigh, dear."
"Ah but you are much more fun to ride, my love," North whispers suggestively in your ear, making you blush.
Bunny makes a face. "Ugh, I did not need that mental image, mate. TMI."
He sighs and throws up his paws in exasperation. "Well, I suppose congrats are in order, even if it is a few hundred years late. Just warn a bunny next time before you drop a bombshell like that!"
You laugh and thank Bunny, relieved he's taking the news relatively well, even if he'll never look at you and North the same way again. Your secret may be out, but it was worth it to see the look on that silly rabbit's face!
Sandy's eyes go wide with shock as the realization sinks in - you and North have been married for centuries without anyone knowing! The little golden man floats there for a moment, jaw dropped and dreamsand swirling around his head in a flurry of exclamation points and question marks.
Slowly, a broad grin spreads across his face and he zooms over to you, grabbing your hands and spinning you around gleefully. Dreamsand fireworks explode above his head as he silently expresses his joy and amazement at the surprising revelation. He points to the ring on your finger, then makes a heart shape with his hands.
Once the initial surprise fades, Sandy steps back and regards you and North with a look of curiosity, stroking his chin. A dreamsand timeline appears, centuries long, with a ring at the beginning. He points between you and North questioningly, clearly wondering how and when this secret union began so very long ago.
But the confusion is quickly replaced by warmth and happiness. Sandy flies up and warmly embraces first you, then North, silently congratulating you both. More dreamsand hearts, doves and wedding bells appear above his head, showing his earnest delight at your long, successful (and impressively discreet) marriage.
He looks at you both with new understanding, piecing together little interactions and moments between you and North over the centuries that hinted at a deeper connection. Sandy winks cheekily, amused that he never suspected the truth before, but clearly thrilled for you both.
The Sandman takes your and North's hands and joins them together, then bows his golden head as if officially recognizing and blessing your union, even if it is centuries after the fact. His smile is bright enough to light up the whole room, showing nothing but pure joy and support for your eternal partnership and love.