baby fruit bat bruce and parent coded reader musing... Late 90's or early 2000's is the time frame...
So your roommate has a gig that she works at on weekends. She doesn't really ever talk about it much. The only mention of it is if she ever DOES go missing it's the dolls fault....
Whatever that means.
And while you don't want your life to become something straight out of a horror movie. It seems like you no longer have a choice.
You had been short on the rent this month. And if this is how she wants you to pay her back so be it.
You can do this! You chant to yourself as you drive down the twisting roads all the way to the Wayne's manor. And while the house stands tall and imposing, clearly it has seen better days.
Everyone you know has said it hasn't been the same since the previous owners passed on.
The butler- Alfred shows you where you will be staying. He gives you a list of rules and most importantly what is expected of you tonight. On a fancy yet no doubt expensive paper with ink no less! Though the fact it's written in such a fancy cursive kind of throws you for a loop....
With that you are given some alone time to put your things away before meeting the butler to help ready a few things before he leaves for the evening.
There are lots and lots of dolls in the guest room you will be staying in tonight. Seems like your roommate wasn't lying about that. you then decode the note before getting started on tonight's tasks.
-You feed all the animals and take the dog on a walk. Then you make sure all the blinds are open to let the moonlight in, and make sure the the side door is unlocked. In a few key areas you stock the fridges in the guestrooms of the house- V8 packets of tomato juice seems to be a common theme.
You wonder who lives here, surely the butler isn't keeping an empty house of this size ready for no one to come home to.
When you've finished everything you realize that you weren't supposed to stay out so late... The note specifically requested you be in your room before midnight. And with the foot steps coming closer you panic and go to hide in the next room. No one else was supposed to come, you are sure of that.
The greenhouse doesn't feel like it's a part of the same house- it's freaked you out since your first night here. the air is so much more humid here. And fruit tree's fill out almost every space of the greenhouse. Underneath one of the orange tree's you find a hiding space. It is just your size. And foolishly you think you are safe and undetectable to whatever intruder has come.
But this only works for so long before you can hear the sound of footsteps approaching you....
And oddly enough, suddenly you don't really remember why you were hiding down here.... Did you drop something down here ? When you look up there are bright, bright burning blue eyes are piercing into your very soul...
Any worry you held washes away and you begin answering any questions that your new friend has to ask you.
"Come on, it's not good if we are late! The sun will be rising soon!". The young boy says before helps you out of your hiding spot. His hand so closely intertwined with your own. You could not pull away even if you tried. Bruce knows he isn't supposed to bring humans back to the nest... But he's kept a close eye on you all week. And if Alfred hasn't sent you away, he must like you a lot too!
Bruce has been secretly wanting for company beyond Alfred- though he did not realize humans could be so fun! Maybe with you staying close by that loneliness deep within Bruce's heart could finally start to fade.
Someday he is positively sure of it. You were absolutely perfect after all. Though oddly enough you seemed to have a lot of wrong ideas when it came to vampires.
"So, vampires really are not repelled by garlic?". You curiously ask.
"Most aren't- I just am allergic, somehow". You nod, storing that information carefully away. Unaware of the bond beginning to form between you and the young vampire fledgling. Compulsions were hard for even the most strong-willed humans to avoid. And even if not for that, you would have felt pity for the lonely orphan. Perhaps though not as much as to try and fulfill the role of a parent- to the tiny fruit bat prince of all vampires.
"If you can pass your medical exams, I will buy you a dozen more tropical fruit trees".
CouldI was looking at your other account and I liked the headcanons of the father figure(kny)and I wanted to ask for one. the father who is someone more sentimental but his face is stoic. It's like you see him from afar and you feel that he's rude until you talk to him and he talks to you very happy and with a big smile. Thank u for this
An: for the fathers I go with their occupation from other fics.
Mitsuri's ff is a Baker. Giyuu and Rengoku's is a retired hashira. Shinobu's is a doctor. Obanai, muichirou, sanemi and tengen are people from their past.
Some of them takes place during the training arc
Demon slayer masterlist
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Tengen thinks that your intimidating aura is flashy
Makio is similar to Tengen but she wised you had the attitude to match your face
Suma makes you laugh a lot and doesn't understand how anyone can even think you could be rude
Hina thinks you're the sweetest man she's met
Hashira training is harsh and Tengen was working the young slayers to the bone. You were helping Hina, Makio and Suma cook/distribute the food.
As you made your way around passing out food, the chatter died down. You didn't notice but what you did notice was Tanjiro talking in a group.
His eyes beamed when they met yours. You walked over making the boys shiver away from you.
"L/n is nice to see you again."
"You to Tanjiro." You gave him a soft smile, "Would you like some more."
"Yes, please." He offered his bowl.
"Y/n yours supposed to be working not talking." Tengen called out to you. You ignored him and turned to the trainies aroudn you.
"Did you boys eat your fill?"
They all nodded and you said your goodbyes. as you were walking away you heard the boys quietly bumbard Tanjiro with questions.
"How are you not scared of him?
"You talk so causally with him, I'm jelous."
"How'd you get him to smile?"
You laughed to yourself.
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I can see Kyojuro practicing smiling with you so that, in his words, it becomes natural
Ubuyashiki jokes about you getting your unfriendly vibes from being around Shinjuro
Senjuro doesn't think you're intimidating but he's bias
You Senjuro and Kyojuro were at the market buying things for dinner. It's always nice to get out of the house every once in a while and the villagers are very kind, especially since the Rengoku family is known slayers.
On this particular outing a group of kids (5 or 6 of them) were playing around the food booths. As Senjuro was picking out ripe fruit you watched as one of the smaller kids stopped playing and went to the closest stand, coincidentally the one you were at, and attempt to grab as much as they could.
You stopped them by grabbing anything and leaned down to their height.
"You and your friends have a nice distraction but stealing isn't okay so how about we pay for this huh." You tried to smile like Kyojuro taught you but it made you the kid cry instead.
You were flushed as you tried to get the kid to calm down, their friends came to see what was the problem but when you turned to them with a helpless expression they cautiously apporached you.
You look at the crying child, "There no need to cry." You turn to the group of kids, "and there's no need to steal. Grab whatever you need and I'll pay for it."
At that you and the group of kids went stall to stall buying enough food for them and their families.
One the walk back to the house.
"I think you handled that well. I mean only one kid cried." Kyojuro patted your back.
"ONLY ONE?"
"Its better than all of them crying right?"Senjuro chimed in.
You sighed, "I guess."
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Obanai thinks you have a screw loose
You can act tuff and scary but you're literally a golden retriever
Obanai had just gotten back from eating out with Mitsuri to find you passed out, bleeding from the head while Kakushi fussed over you.
He rushed over to find out what happened but when he saw the look on your face he wanted to walk away.
You had a stupidly wide smile on your face as you held onto a broken tree branch.
"I don't know what happened I went to go make tea when I heard a thud. I'm so sorry Mr. Obanani." They cried but Obanai ignored them.
"What did you do." He questioned.
"I saw that a bird had fallen out of its nest so I put it back but on my way down the branch broke." You confessed still smilling like an idiot.
"Take him to Shinobu." He sighed as he looked up at the tree you fell from to see the mama bird staring back at him.
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I honestly find Sanemi to be nice but in a brutally honest mean way ya know?
Genya likes having you around, especially when Sanemi is around
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Mui doesn't say much about but he would compare you to a sting-ray
You are pretty to look at and harmless as long as no one hits are one nerve that only he can
"Oh Mui, be nice to them they look exhausted." You said, "Just cause Tanjiro isn't here doesn't mean you can bully them." It was the end of the day and the trainers were washing up.
"Its training, They'll be fine if they're strong enough."
You sighed and patted Mui on the back before checking on the trainees.
"Are you boys okay?"
"We're fine, sir."
"Are you sure?"
It looked like a few of them wanted to say something but they decided to keep their mouth shut.
"Then I guess none of you would like these sweets courtesy of the love hashira." You gestured to a cart full of treats. In an instant, they surrounded the cart and ate their fill.
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twins
that's all I have to say
Giyuu was being followed by Tanjiro all day. You were asleep when he burst in your room asking for help.
"Y/n please help me." He shook you awake. You yawn and rolled over, clinging to sleep.
"Good morning, L/n." An enthusiastic voice called from your door causing you to shoot up. Looking over to Giyuu you mouthed 'he's still here' before getting up and opening your door.
"Good morning, forgive me for my appearance I didn't expect you here again." You blocked his view of your room with his body.
"You seem tired, sorry for bothering you."
"Oh, you're never a bother. Here for Giyuu?" You smiled.
"Yeah but I haven't seen him yet."
"Why don't you wait in the front I'm sure He'll show up sooner or later."
"Okay, thank you."
You watched a Tanjiro wobbled to the entrance of the estate. You gently closed your door and turned to giyuu.
"Seriously. You can't just talk to him." Your face dropped.
"He's persistent."
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Shinobu likes that fact that your scary because no one has the balls to aruge with you about treatment
Aoi likes when you come to help for the same reason.
"Oto-san, can you help Aoi in the infirmary?" Shinobu said knocking on your door.
Sighing you stopped what you were doing and got presentable.
"Of course, how many slayers are there?"
"Full house."
"What happened to them?" You gasped as the two of you walked to the infirmary.
"Most of them are from Sanemi and Obanai's training."
"I'm gonna strangle those two." You hissed as you opened the door to the infirmary.
Shinobu is scary all by herself but the two of you together is suffocating.
"Good you're here. Please help." Aoi begged. You laughed as you watched the triplets go around with trays of medicine and got to work.
You handled everything with care and precision, Unfortunately, when you were focused you had an RBF. The trainees knew they were in good hands but they couldn't help but feel nervous around you.
As you said goodnight to everyone you smiled and wished them well.
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Mitsuri had only seen you mad once and that was when she got her uniform
"Y/N I FOUND A STRAY KITTY." Kanroji burst into your bakery with the kitten wrapped in her haori.
"Aw poor thing." You cooed as you wiped your hands on your apron, then took it off. You carefully took the small thing into your arms and brought it to an empty table in the dining area.
The cat was huffing like a dog. It was overheated.
You quickly got it some water in a dish.
As the day went on, you and Kanroji watched over the cat as it slowly gained the strength to walk again.
"So what are you gonna do with it?" She asked as it purred in your lap.
"I'll keep em." You smiled as your patrons watched the adorable scene, silently waiting for you to take their orders. They wouldn't dare say it tho.
Familial! Alastor is Reader's Adopted Dad from life
Description: When you bring home your new partner (platonic or romantic), neither your dad, nor your son are enthusiastic about it. So for the evening, they decide to put their hatred for each other aside and unite against their common enemy.
(Notes: CW Alastor, mentions of murder, death, violence) (manipulation) (gender neutral reader) (Reader is Alastor's adopted child) (Reader is an adult) (Reader has an adopted son)
❀ This oneshot is based on the I'm a Grandpa! Headcannons I wrote a bit ago. I recommend reading them before this but you don't have to! ❀
❀ Reader has a partner in this; they are written as gender neutral and can be platonic or romantic! ❀
Words: 6,497
Alastor never thought he and Amon would ever agree on anything; aside from the fact that they hated each other, of course.
The young boy had been a complete nuisance to him since the day they'd met, but because you seemed to love him so much, he'd had to constantly play nice with the child and act like the doting 'grandfather' you expected him to be.
How he hated being called that.
The Radio Demon himself had adopted you when you were very young. He'd had his own reasons at the time (mainly entertainment value and the avoidance of suspicion being a single dad would bring him), but he'd always been an attentive and loving father to you, despite being a cannibal serial killer underneath it all.
Since you'd grown after his death, it seemed you'd chosen to follow in his footsteps and take in a child of your own; a choice he wished he could have prevented you from making. Not only that, but you seemed to expect Alastor to love the boy!
Amon was a disaster of a child. Where you had been well-behaved, kind, and polite, he growled at people like a feral cat and only ever answered to you. But on top of that, he hid his more violent tendencies so you'd think he was a better-behaved kid than he actually was; masking it all behind a sweet smile and a deep love for his parent.
It almost reminded Alastor of himself when he was younger, which was what he hated about it.
There was no room in the Radio Demon's heart (if he had one) for anything but his love for his child, entertainment, and the radio itself; and it seemed Amon felt much the same way about his parent as well.
Which meant the two of them were constantly competing for your attention, whether you knew it or not. Sometimes you would be tending to Amon; making him food or supervising him as he played or tucking him into bed, and your father would suddenly barge into the room claiming he had 'urgent news' or that whatever he needed your help with simply could not wait another second as he pulled you away from your son; not forgetting to smirk triumphantly at the child from behind your back as the two of you left.
Conversely, there had been plenty of times where you'd been enjoying tea with Alastor, listening to his radio broadcast, or exchanging gossip, and Amon had come running into the room claiming to be gravely injured and in need of your help, or that he'd had a nightmare or something else had occurred that needed your attention. Seeing that evil smirk reflected back at him by the child as the two of you would leave hand-in-hand always made Alastor grit his teeth.
More recently, though, a third party had surfaced that was now beginning to demand your attention more often than not; putting both grandfather and grandson on edge.
You had gotten a partner. Alastor wasn't sure when it had happened, considering he made it his job to oversee most of what you did in hell, even if he wasn't technically present (the power to manipulate shadows while remaining mostly undetected only seemed to become more useful now that his child was in hell with him). He wasn't able to get any answers out of Amon either, as expected, but it seemed that the boy was just as confused as him about how this could have occurred.
Nevertheless, you had a partner now. You'd broken the news to them both at dinner one night, not even realizing how the news sent them both silently spiraling in their seats.
Your father had pretended to be mostly unbothered, asking when that had happened. You'd explained that it was new; that you and your partner had only decided to call one another that recently after having hung out a few times. Amon seemed to choke on his food at that and you gently patted his back as Alastor nodded, calmly congratulating you while being sincere about none of it.
And now, a day later, you would be bringing your partner to dinner to meet the 'two most important people in your life.' Alastor also despised being called that. As your father; the very man that had raised you, shouldn't he have been the most important person in your life? It shouldn't have mattered that you'd now taken in this...parasite!
At present, both he and Amon stood in the living room of the home you all shared, waiting for you to come through the doors with your new partner. Based on the boy's tense muscles, Alastor gathered he hadn't been put in this situation before, meaning this was, indeed, the first serious partner you'd had.
And, with any luck, they would also be the last.
Neither of them seemed willing to take a seat as they waited, remaining with their eyes fixed on the door. Alastor knew you were about a block away from the house right now thanks to his shadows, but as for the kind of person you'd be bringing home, he would have to wait until you arrived to find out.
He glanced at Amon again, who had gotten himself dressed up and presentable for dinner on his own. When asked, though, Alastor would of course claim he'd helped the boy like he was supposed to have done. Thankfully, your son looked much more presentable than he had the day Alastor met him.
The Radio Demon silently sighed as he recalled how you and him had reunited in hell. After so long apart, it would have been a completely lovely moment, had the child not been there to ruin it.
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You and Amon had been walking down one of hell's many streets. Apparently, he wasn't very enthusiastic to meet whoever you'd been looking for because he dragged behind you slightly as he walked. Still, he remained silent and didn't complain so you let him get away with it; glancing back every few seconds to make sure he was still alright and following behind you, not that the kid would ever have dreamed of allowing himself to get separated from his parent.
At the time, Alastor had already managed to locate you through one of his shadows, and with the knowledge that you really were in hell now, had begun casually making his way in your direction as if he, too, was on a simple stroll.
That was when he'd finally gotten within your earshot and, knowing you would recognize his voice, turned to the nearest demon to ask them for directions he didn't actually need.
The second you heard him speak, you'd recognized him as your papa from when you were alive and had nearly teared up as you gazed at him. In turn, the Radio Demon's eyes had landed on you as his smile softened into something more genuine.
"Papa...?" You called, stopping in your tracks. Amon stopped too but kept his eyes trained on the ground, not wanting to interact with whoever you were talking to. He was content just to trail after his parent like a lost puppy and prevent any harm from coming to them with his own hellish powers, it seemed.
Immediately, Alastor had appeared beside you and pulled you into a hug as you finally let the tears spill out of your eyes. "Finally, my little one, I've found you." He said softly as you leaned into the hug. Just like when you were alive, it seemed you were the only person the Radio Demon was so comfortable touching, and he held you close to him as he took in the fact that he really did have his child back after all this time. "How I've missed you..."
The moment was promptly interrupted, though, when he noticed the little boy standing directly behind you. Upon noticing his sudden silence, Amon had looked up to meet Alastor's eyes. Not only that, but he'd glared as if the Radio Demon had done something wrong by hugging his own child (Of course, Alastor didn't deny that he had done plenty of wrong things but this was certainly not one of them).
Seeing Amon like that immediately made rage bubble within the overlord and without a second thought, he'd created a tentacle that appeared from the ground and grabbed the little boy, pulling him away from you.
A random child following his own kid around had to have bad intentions, after all, so in his mind, he'd been protecting you.
You, of course, realized what was happening almost immediately and called out to Alastor. "Dad!" You shouted as you pulled away from the Radio Demon and turned back to your child, who was currently dangling upside down in the clutches of a black tentacle-thing. Amon, however, seemed less than concerned as he swung over the ground, simply snapping his fingers to create a black hole behind the two of you. It started sucking in everything nearby, aside from you, and Alastor's smile seemed to only get angrier as he was slowly pulled further and further from you now.
"Amon, what did I tell you about using your power in public?" You said as you placed both hands on your hips and turned back to the boy. The black tentacle holding him only seemed to tighten its grip now though; as if trying to squeeze the life out of him. Behind you, Alastor was having to grip a crack in the sidewalk to keep form being sucked into your son's pit of death, which only made his own power that much more violent as Amon was raised higher in the air; probably to then be dropped back to the ground again.
"Dad!" You called, but it fell on deaf ears, "Amon!" Neither one of them made another move or even looked at you and finally, your patience began to wear thin. Taking a step between the two of them so your body now blocked their views of one another, you put out both your hands. "Both of you; cut it out!" Your voice boomed and this time it was finally enough to make them both stop; freezing as their powers ceased. Amon fell to the floor now that there was no tentacle holding him up but was relatively unharmed. You sighed in exasperation.
Gesturing for your son to come over and stand by your side- which he promptly did- you turned back to the Radio Demon. "Dad," you spoke in a calmer tone now, "This is Amon; I adopted him when I was still alive." Alastor's eyes widened at that but you just turned back to the little boy.
"Amon, this is your grandpa."
"This is the guy you told me about?" The kid asked with a tone of slight disgust. At the moment, Alastor's own disdain wasn't being hidden very well either and you sighed.
"Yes; we're all family now." You made a point to look at your dad as you said that; who rolled his eyes but didn't protest. He was aware a good few years had passed since his death, and that you'd been left all alone since then, but a part of him had always hoped he'd never have to deal with you bringing in...extra family members like this. What was next; a pet dog? A spouse?
"We've been looking for you since we got down here," you went on to explain to the red deer-like demon, "I wanted you to get to meet your grandson." Internally, you'd hoped this meeting would have gone better than it did. After all, you'd always hoped for your dad to be proud of you; especially when it came to things as big as this. Alastor, noticing this, did his best to hide how much he hated the situation.
"I see," he said with a sigh before finally turning to Amon, who still stood by your side. Bending down, the Radio Demon held a hand out to the child. "Then I suppose it is a pleasure to meet you...child." He trailed off as Amon took his hand and shook it; his grip more firm than that of most adults. Neither of them enjoyed the physical contact with one another but so long as you were watching, they had to play along.
Alastor stood up straight now, turning his back to you so you wouldn't see how he immediately wiped his hand on his jacket. It was at times like this when he missed the days where he used to carry a pack of wet wipes for sanitation, like when you were little.
"Now, I suppose since you both are new, you haven't seen much of what hell has to offer!" He exclaimed, immediately putting on a cheerful attitude that made Amon's glare worsen, "Allow me to give you a personal tour!" You smiled at that, placing a hand on your son's shoulder. Of course, there were many things you and your father would have to discuss now that you'd been reunited, but for now, you just wanted to enjoy being able to be around him again after having lost that in life.
"We would love that, dad." Amon had to disagree, but he kept quiet about it, nonetheless. Alastor's grin widened and he immediately took you by the arm, ignoring how the young boy immediately moved around to walk on your other side.
And thus began a feud between grandfather and grandson.
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The door to your home opened now and both Alastor and Amon stiffened as you entered, followed by a sinner neither of them recognized. They looked nervous but your smile only widened as you shut the front door behind the two of you.
"And here they are!" You exclaimed with pride as you gestured to Alastor, then Amon.
"This is my dad and this is my son, Amon." You smiled brightly. The other sin waved awkwardly as the Radio Demon's head tilted in both intrigue and disgust. Amon crossed his arms but gave them a curt nod.
"N-nice to meet you both!" Your partner squeaked as you attempted to ignore the obvious fear in their voice. Of course, you briefed them about your family. Amon, as a sinner child with some extraordinary powers, could be quite intimidating, and Alastor was the feared Radio Demon himself. You'd made sure your partner knew what they were getting into beforehand, but nothing could have prepared them for quite how scary this moment would be.
"Pleasure to be meeting you, quite the pleasure!" Alastor spoke, though his supposed enthusiasm didn't match his tone at all as he did so. The sinner beside you nodded and then Amon spoke up.
"Pleased to make your acquaintance!" He said, displaying all the manners you'd instilled in him over the years. Your smile widened, feeling slightly reassured by their welcomes. Though, you could still sense the growing tension in the air. Deciding not to let it fester, you turned to your partner.
"I still need to finish up making dinner; want to help me?" You asked. They nodded almost too eagerly, wanting nothing more than to be away from the rest of your family. Your dad's eyes narrowed at that.
"Need I remind you, dear, that I am hardly unequipped when it comes to the kitchen?" Alastor called as you began making your way to the door, followed by your partner. "I am more than happy to offer my assistance!"
"Or I can help!" Amon said, eager to prove himself as the more helpful one of the two.
"That's okay!" You told them with a kind smile, "I think we've got it handled. Why don't you two set the table and we'll meet you in the dining room in a few minutes?" Your partner looked beyond relieved at that, wanting a few minutes alone with you to discuss whether this night really was a good idea. Neither Amon, nor Alastor seemed enthusiastic about their assigned task but they didn't protest either; letting you head off into the kitchen and closing the door behind you.
Once you were gone, Alastor snapped his fingers, summoning a few of his shadow creatures that then ran off to set the dining room table like you'd requested. Amon ignored his antics, heading for the room himself, but with no intention of actually doing the chore you'd assigned. It wasn't lost on him how the shadow creature set every place at the table beside his own so he got to work preparing his own spot. That way, it wouldn't look like he'd been slacking.
Alastor came into the dining room too, but rather than helping out at all, he simply pressed his ear to the wall connected to the kitchen in the hopes of hearing your conversation with your partner. Sure, he could have sent a shadow in to listen to you, but then there would be too much risk of you noticing it and getting mad at him; something he would have preferred to prevent right now.
Once Amon's place at the table had been set, he went over to the opposite corner of the same wall and pressed his ear to it as well.
Not much could be heard from the kitchen, aside form your occasional laughter and light chatter with the sinner you now seemed so fond of. It made the Radio Demon's blood boil just hearing it, and judging by the clear glare on your son's face, Amon was no fan either.
"Why do they even need him?" He asked as he crossed his arms and stepped away from the wall now. "We don't need any more surprise family members." It wasn't lost on Alastor how the child glanced his way while stating the last part.
However, having confirmation of the child's dislike toward your partner did give him an idea.
"I couldn't agree more," he replied, sending a look at Amon, whose glare only deepened, "I suppose all we can do, however, is wait and hope they eventually break things off with one another." He gave a shrug before inspecting his nails in disappointment. Just as he'd hoped, that sentence was enough to plant the seed of an idea in your son's head.
"Or speed up the process." Amon said with a mischievous grin now. The Radio Demon made a show of raising his eyebrow at that.
"Why, are you suggesting we break them up ourselves? A scheme, perhaps?" He asked with fake surprise in his tone. Amon just nodded. Alastor pretended to pause for a moment, letting the boy continue.
"I don't like you," he admitted, "And I don't like having a grandpa now, but I like them even less." He tilted his head toward the kitchen, referring to your partner. "So I think we should call a truce; just long enough to get rid of them." Alastor's smile only widened. It seemed this boy really was like a younger version of himself, and right now, he was thankful for that.
"I suppose that would solve both of our problems," he admitted with a hum, "And for the record, I do not enjoy having a grandson now, either." There was another pause before he finally brought to light the question he'd been wanting to ask this whole time. "Alright, then how about we make a deal?" Green smoke appeared on his hand and Amon shielded his eyes form its bright light.
"I'm not supposed to make deals with anyone," he said carefully, glancing at the wall of the kitchen, where you were. Alastor supposed that, after having that rule drilled into you by him upon reaching hell, you'd passed it down to your son, too.
"This wouldn't be a deal for your soul," he clarified, "More like an...Agreement. You and I work together to break up their relationship tonight, and the obligation ends there. The catch is that you must be willing to work with me until then, dear grandson." The term of endearment felt more insulting to Amon than anything, but after a moment, he nodded, taking the hand of his grandfather reluctantly.
"Alright." He replied, and with that, the deal was (quietly) made.
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After what felt like an eternity, you and your partner came out of the kitchen, bringing the food you'd prepared into the dining room, where you set it on the table.
"We saved you a seat!" Amon exclaimed happily, pointing to the chair beside him. There were plenty of spaces at the table, so it wasn't as if he needed to do so, but you did as he said in order to please him anyway. The way they'd set it up, you sat between your son and your father with your partner directly across from you as if they were being interrogated. They chuckled awkwardly upon realizing this but didn't bring it up.
You started passing around the food, allowing your family members to take whatever they wanted and helping Amon serve himself as needed. Meanwhile, the glances exchanged between Alastor and the little boy went unnoticed by you.
"So, what is it you do, my esteemed fellow?" Alastor asked your partner, though his tone held anything but genuine curiosity. They gulped.
"W-well..." They began as you nodded encouragingly, "...I work in technology." That gave the Radio Demon pause and there was a slight static noise before he replied.
"I see." He said, "And what sort of technology do you work with, then?"
"M-mostly television," your partner admitted carefully, "I work for Channel 666, specifically." You could sense the growing tension at that; your dad had never exactly been fond of television. You'd grown accustomed to it, though, especially because Amon had always loved it. Turning to him, you expected a more positive reaction, but instead were met with an unamused ten-year-old.
"Sounds boring." He said and you nearly choked on your food. The Amon you knew would never have thought that; had something happened to your kid?
The rest of the meal passed mostly in silence, aside from your occasional contributions. Alastor was more than happy to divulge memories between you and him as he'd raised you, and Amon was always glad to talk about how much he loved his parent, but the second you tried to bring your partner into the conversation, they both promptly shut down.
It was very awkward.
Finally, everyone finished their food and Amon turned to you with an eager expression; as if he'd just remembered something very important.
"(Preferred Parent Name), remember that drawing I was working on earlier?" He asked as politely as possible as Alastor stared from behind your back.
"Yes, is it done already?" You asked, excited to see the final result of the project he'd been nurturing for several days already. The boy shook his head but pushed his chair back.
"No," he admitted, "But could you please come pose for it? I need the reference if I'm going to draw you, too!" He was already standing and taking your plate off the table, as well as his own. He deliberately ignored both Alastor and your partner's dishes as he awaited your response.
"Of course, sweetheart," you grinned, ruffling his hair as you pushed your own chair back and went to stand up, "Maybe we can all come see-" Before you finish your sentence, Amon interrupted.
"No!" He nearly shouted. Behind you, Alastor's smile tightened in a way that told the child to watch his tone when speaking to you. "I...Don't want anyone to see the unfished drawing but you." Amon said, gently taking your hand now. "Please? I promise it won't take long!"
You still seemed unsure, turning back to your partner, who was shaking their head urgently in the hopes it would prevent you from leaving them all alone with the Radio Demon. Unfortunately for them, though, your dad piped up before they could.
"Why not humor the boy, dear?" He asked with the soft, genuine smile he only ever extended towards you, "After all, I assure you I'm perfectly capable of entertaining our guest in the meantime!" He practically spat the word out but you didn't seem to notice as Amon continued tugging on your hand.
"Alright, alright," you told your son with a chuckle before glancing back at the terrified sinner, "I'll be right back!" You assured them, and then with that you finally disappeared into Amon's room.
Now left alone with your dad, your partner turned to face Alastor again, only to see the Radio Demon already staring them down with a sinister smile. His eyes had turned into radio dials that seemed to be glowing in the now dimly-lit room.
"Now that we're alone," Alastor spoke as radio static began seeping into his tone, "I believe there is something we must discuss."
The sinner jumped out of their chair and scrambled back as Alastor seemed to grow, climbing over the table towards them. Black tentacles started growing out of his back and there was a green glow wherever his overlord powers persisted.
"P-please, I've done nothing wrong!" They tried to shout, only to be silenced as one of the tentacles grabbed them and squeezed around their body. Alastor was towering over them now as he stared into their eyes with his own.
"What you've done is get involved with a family in which you do not belong." He snarled. His antlers, which had previously been small, had grown off his head now and tapped against the ceiling with how tall he was. "So, if you value your life, here's what you're going to do..."
Before the Radio Demon could finish, though, the sound of a door opening nearby caught his attention and in an instant he'd reverted back to normal, standing over your partner as their shaking body collapsed on the ground. They gasped for breath; unable to take their eyes off him for fear he would kill them if they did.
"My dear!" Alastor called as he noticed you now coming back from Amon's room, followed by the young boy, "Finished his drawing already, has he?"
"Only the sketch," the child replied calmly. A whole conversation was exchanged between the two of them through their eyes, with the Radio Demon questioning why they hadn't been gone longer and Amon seeming having been unable to keep you distracted much more. "But it will be enough for me to work with when I feel more inspired."
You glanced at your partner, who was still laying on the floor, and raised an eyebrow. Seeing the realization begin to appear in your eyes, Alastor promptly spoke. "I was just helping this fine fellow off the floor!" He explained as he extended his cane towards the sinner now, "It seems they are quite clumsy." He stared into your partner's eyes, daring them to say anything other than an agreement. Luckily, they seemed to get the message.
"Thank you..." They managed as they grabbed ahold of the end of your father's cane and allowed him to pull them off the ground. He nodded in response.
"Well, I'm glad you two are getting along..." You replied, though you were clearly suspicious. You weren't an idiot; you knew how your father was. And though you hoped he would have gotten over some of his overprotective tendencies since you were an adult (and a parent) yourself now, you wouldn't have put it past him to be plotting something.
Before you could think much more about it, though, Alastor spoke up again.
"While we're on the topic," he began, bringing up a topic you certainly had not been on, "I wanted to show you where I decided to hang that painting; the one you so generously gifted me last week!" He didn't even need to fake an enthusiastic tone at the memory; after all, his own child had gone out of their way to buy him such a nice piece of artwork simply because they'd thought he would like it! He was touched.
"Oh," you said, remembering that he'd mentioned wanting to find a place to hang it up, "I'm sure wherever you picked is great, dad." You glanced at your partner again and Alastor could tell you didn't want to leave them alone a second time, but he wasn't about to back down either.
"Why, thank you, dear, but this is your home too! I want to make sure you appreciate my interior decoration skills as much as I do!" He exclaimed, "It had slipped my mind before, but now that I recall, it simply cannot wait!" He started heading for the hallway again, gently taking you by the arm. You sighed but didn't protest.
"Alright." You said before looking back to your partner and son, "Amon, be nice, okay? I'll be right back!" And with that, you disappeared once again.
Your partner sighed in slight relief. Though they could tell your son didn't like them any more than your dad did, he at least seemed less dangerous than the Radio Demon, they thought.
The boy's immediate glare told them they'd likely thought wrong, though, and he snapped his fingers, immediately creating a black hole behind them that began sucking nothing in except the sinner themselves. A targeted black hole, one could call it.
"I don't like you." The child told your partner, "I'll make your death look like an accident." He was, of course, very good at doing so. He'd hidden almost all his violent tendencies from you for years, after all, and he wasn't about to let his dear parent find out he would be behind this, either.
You would definitely ground him for life if you did.
"Please, Amon!" The sinner cried as they held onto the carpet for dear life, "Just tell me what you want! I could be the best second parent you could ask for!" The boy's expression darkened at that and the black hole seemed to only get stronger.
"I don't want another parent!" He shouted, glad Alastor was using his powers to prevent you from hearing any of this from the other room, "The one I have is perfect! I don't need grandpa, and I don't need you!" His power's increased strength was enough to finally break your partner's grip on the carpet now and they went flying back towards the black hole.
Just before they were engulfed, though, the hallway door opened once again and Amon was forced to make his powers disperse in order to prevent you from seeing the scene.
"(Preferred Parent Name)," He said with a smile as he turned to you, "How was Grandfather's painting placement?" Alastor's eyes narrowed at the title but he said nothing as he followed you into the room. Unfortunately, he could only make the viewing of a painting take so long, and you two had been back before he'd wished it.
"Perfect, as expected." You grinned back, then noticed your partner on the floor, "Did you fall again?"
They were still shaking slightly but they gulped at the sight of Amon's dark glare. "They seem to lack spatial awareness tonight," the boy said with a shrug before stepping forward and offering his hand to the sinner. "Here, please let me help you up." Since his back was turned to you, your son smiled evilly down at your partner and they couldn't bring themselves to accept his offer, even if it would upset you.
Pushing themselves off the floor on their own, they drew in a breath and then turned to you. "Can we talk in private?" Your eyebrows raised at that but you nodded, gesturing for them to follow you into the hallway. They did so, scurrying after you as they eyed Alastor cautiously.
Once the two of you had disappeared, the Radio Demon turned to Amon with a satisfied smile, both of them knowing exactly what this would be about.
"What is it?" You asked your partner with concern. They took a deep breath, remembering that you'd warned them your family could be eccentric. They'd been prepared for some weirdness but hadn't expected anything like this.
"I don't think I can do this," they admitted, your face immediately falling at the words. "I can't get along with your family."
"You promised you'd try," you said, feeling very dejected, "I told you who my dad was and you said it didn't matter!"
"That was at the beginning of our relationship!"
"So?" You asked.
"So, I didn't plan for us to be this serious!" Your partner finally replied, "I didn't think I'd end up having to meet your family!" You froze at that. Meanwhile, Alastor and Amon, who had their ears pressed to the hallway door, both exchanged angry glances at the idea of anyone daring speak to you like that.
"You told me you wanted us to be permanent," you said in as calm a tone as you could manage.
"I do," your partner replied, gently taking both your hands in their own.
"Then...Can you please try to get along with them?" You asked, "They both mean the world to me." Your partner sighed. They'd known this about you since before you two got into a relationship. Your family was too important for you to ever brush them aside, and if they couldn't make that relationship work, they knew there was little chance their relationship with you would either.
"Fine." They said finally, "I'll try." After all, you would be with them for the rest of the evening, wouldn't you? It wasn't like your dad or son would have another chance to try and kill them with you present.
Outside, Alastor and Amon's smiles both widened creepily. Had your partner simply told you what they'd done, they knew you would have believed it. After all, they had less than perfect reputations when it came to violence. But since they'd chosen to keep quiet about all that, it seemed the game was still on.
"Thank you." You smiled, pulling the sinner into a warm hug. They took it in for a moment and then you pulled away. "I'm going to go to the restroom, so please try to at least talk to them while I'm gone?"
The second you said that, your partner's face fell. They were so dead. You didn't seem to notice the fear that appeared on their face as you turned and headed for the restroom. They gulped, debating whether to heed your request and face the family members again or stay right here where it was assumably safe until you returned.
Their choice seemed to be made for them, though, when the door to the hallway slid open and an inky black tentacle moved toward them. They wanted to scream, but before they could, it grabbed them and squeezed once again, dragging them back into the living room where it closed the hallway door behind it.
There, both Alastor and Amon stood with sinister smiles as they watched the tentacle hold your partner up. Amon snapped his fingers again and another black hole appeared; this time directly below where the sinner was dangling. They let out a cry of fear, only for it to be cut off by the pressure of the black tentacle.
"We tried to warn you to get lost." Amon said as he crossed his arms in supposed disapproval, "Now you have to pay for it."
"I couldn't have said it better myself," Alastor added as his eyes became radio dials once again. With that, the tentacle let go of your partner and they were dropped into the black hole. They screamed as the bottom half of their body was enveloped by it and they were about to fall all the way through when the door to the hallway opened once again and everything returned to normal with your partner panting on the floor.
"(Preferred Parent name)!" Amon called as he ran over and hugged you for no apparent reason. You smiled and wrapped your arms around him before looking up at Alastor and your partner.
"Everything alright?" You asked. The Radio Demon was about to reply but the sinner spoke before he could get the chance.
"No!" They shouted, "Everything is most certainly not alright!" They stood from where they'd been laying on the ground; still panting heavily. "I can't take it anymore! I've been nothing but cordial to these...Monsters! And they still hate me! I'm done!" They stomped towards the front door as your eyes widened.
Again, Alastor felt they'd missed the big point of him and your son having tried to kill them but it only worked in favor of his plan so he supposed he could let that slide.
"What do you mean?" You asked, following after your partner as you let go of Amon.
"We're done!" They finally shouted, turning back to you, "Don't contact me again; all of you are insane!" They gestured to the three of you before turning and slamming the front door behind them. You froze for a few seconds as they left.
After a moment, though, the tears you'd felt coming on finally fell and you sunk to your knees. Immediately seeing their opportunity, Alastor and Amon moved in to hug you; one of them on either of your sides.
"It's okay, (Preferred Parent Name)," the little boy comforted as he leaned into your right shoulder, "They seemed like a meanie anyway!" You chuckled through your sobs at that. Leave it to your kid to always notice those red flags before you did.
"The boy is right, darling," Alastor added, "And you still have your family here to support you! When you feel a bit better, I'll make your favorite recipe, hm?" You sniffled at that before nodding.
"Thanks, dad." You said softly as you leaned into your father's embrace. Amon leaned into yours too and you held him in a similar way to how you would a giant stuffed animal. "You two are the best...I guess that's why you're my two favorites, huh?"
For once, neither of them felt anger at having to share that title. You closed your eyes as you wiped some of the tears form your cheeks and Amon exchanged a glance with the Radio Demon, who seemed surprisingly content. Like before, no words were needed between them to convey what they wanted to say, and after a minute, Alastor nodded down at the boy approvingly.
It would likely be the last time he ever did so, and soon they would go back to their usual dynamic, but at least for tonight, you'd managed to bring the two of them together. It seemed having a grandson wasn't the worst thing; Alastor realized.
If nothing else, the little boy had proved himself quite useful in the face of a challenge like today, and he could appreciate that.
GUYS PLEAAASEEEE HEAR ME OUT YOU GUYS DONT GET IT,,,, INSTEAD OF BEING THE YOUNGER SIBLING OR THE CHILD WHY NOT BE THE OLDER SIBLING OR THE PARENT,,, GUYS PLEAAASSSEEEEE 💔💔
I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF IF I MUST BUT PLEAASSSEEE HEAR ME OUT LIKE BEING AVENTURINE’S OLDER SIBLING OR BEING LIKE A PARENT TO UHHH IDK SUNDAY AND ROBIN?? OR LIKE A PARENT TO BOOTHILL
GUYS I SWEAR I AM OKAY NO I AM NOT PLLEAAASEEEEE 💔💔💔
Pls,,,, if anyone has any ideas,,,, drop them to me,,,, i will kiss u,,,, and offer u a ring,,,,, PLS 💔💔
Don't like BxB? -> Don't read - And minors, please don't read!
err.. part 2 to this thingie.
Tags : Idk, belly buldge - I don't know what it is but uh- seeing other ppl having seggs, I suppose & uh- please love me >-<
When Reader was quite sure that Toji was 'asleep', he took all of the man's clothing off. He gazed over the scars and the muscles that adorned the man, kissing each and every single one of them.
Toji wanted to laugh. He thought the man in front of him would get in and wreck him from the get-go but was surprised when the hot dilf, Reader, kissed his imperfections. Toji made sure to let out a small moan and felt Reader's actions coming to a halt. He heard the bealt's cling clings and Reader opening up a drawer.
Father Reader put on an XXL condom [worry not, toji can take it] and lubed his fingers up. He lowered his head down to Toji's inner thighs and he started rubbing the, sadly, hard marshmallows. But, then he shoved his fingers inside of Toji which made him yelp and pull at Father Reader's hand. "A-Ah.. you were awake.." Reader mumbled as he continued to prep Toji's hole. "R-Reader, stop!" Toji said as he gripped the man's arm, sadly, his grip couldn't do anything to him and Reader continued to prep him.
When Reader finally inserted his cock into Toji, Toji saw stars. Reader just stayed still for a good 2 minutes before going hard from the get-go. Toji started moaning uncontrollably.
"A-Ack! Reader, no! Slow down, you're gonna break my stom-mph!" Reader covered Toji's mouth with his hands and still continued to pound onto the little curve, trying to go deeper and straightening Toji's colon. Toji suddenly paused with wide eyes, eyeing the door. He saw his Megumi. "W-Wait, Reader! Sto-" Reader just slapped toji's fat ass before continuing to pound into Toji into oblivion.
Reader glanced at the door and smirked. Maybe he should try Megumi next time..
Hi Can I Order The Hashiras In A Setting Where Your Father Ignores Them For 24 Hours To See Their Reactions.
Like those tik toks where people ignore their pets
An: for some fathers I go with their occupation from other fics.
Mitsuri’s ff is a Baker. Giyuu and Rengoku’s is a retired hashira. Shinobu’s is a doctor. Obanai, muichirou, sanemi and tengen are people from their past.
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Rengoku
Rengoku is incredibly dense
He had broken a family heirloom
as punishment you decided to ignore him
you got senjuro to ignore him too
“Y/N”, “HELLO, Y/N” He said in vain as you read a book from your shelf. Although you couldn’t focus on the book because of Rengoku’s constant talking you so you stopped reading and moved to helping senjuro clean the house.
"Hey Sen, I can take it from here. You work to hard, take a break." You say taking the broom from him.
"Ah thank you Y/n-san." He walked past Rengoku without saying a thing.
Rengoku genuinely thought he was dead.
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Tengen
You and tengen always get into fights and you wanted to see what would happen when a fight was starting and you decided to ignore him
You act like he’s a ghost
his wives watch as he annoys you trying to get some sort of reaction
They watch as he pokes you, yells in you ear, and plays with your hair until you gave up
“Will you stop!” You shouted at him.
“Ah so you can hear me, you were just being annoying.” He starts walking away with his arms behind his head.
“HOW WAS I BEING ANNOYING. YOUR THE ONE WHO WOULD STOP PESTERING ME.” You wanted to through something at him but seeing as their was nothing to throw you stood there yelling.
“SAYS THE ONE THAT WAS IGNORING ME.”
“THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.”
Makio, Hina and Suma stared as the two of you went back and forth for what seemed like hours
obanai
he hates it
has snake bite you while he slaps your back (cause he couldn’t reach you head) and tells you how stupid it was to try and prank him
sanemi
You ignored him because he curse out genya
at first he though you were joking
but when you made ohagi and ate it like he wasn’t there he knew you were serious
constantly pushing you around in hopes of getting your recognition
muichirou
He ignores you back
turns into you trying to get him to talk
“Mui, I’m sorry it was meant to be a joke.” You say following him and his crow as he takes a walk in the forget.
“Mui.... Mui, please talk to me.” His crow get annoyed with you and starts pecking you to leave muichirou alone. Muichirou turned around at the sound of you struggling and grabbed her (the crow is a girl and love mui in the manga).
“What was I doing again... Oh right, ignoring you.”
“Mui wait.”
Giyuu
he is super hurt
follows you everywhere hoping you’ll look at him
goes to your house
“y/n are you alright.” No response.
“Y/n?” he says quieter this time. You wanted to talk to him so you decided to stop.
When you turned around to talk however he was already gone
Shinobu
how dare you
you go around doing your tasks but when the task involve her you don’t do them
at first she thought you were just being lazy
but when this went on for another day she tried to scold you but you just walked away
she was extremely offended
Mitsuri
cries
you had to stop really fast
she thought you hated her
you couldn’t have her thinking that so you said it was a prank
she got over it really quick and hugged you untill passed out.
“You don’t hate me.” he sniffles.
“Of course I don’t how could I hate my own daughter.” You say while comforting her by patting her head.
ANON ASK: Hey! I was wondering if you could write a doc about the reader adopting child sasori or just like providing him the love and support he needed after his parents passed away? 😭
Note: I wasn't going to post this yet because I'm on mobile and at work, but then my phone plan went to shit and I think we all deserve some soft happiness this Friday morning.
This whole situation is hard on everyone and starts off rough. Sasori is not mean or nasty to them ever. He just needs time but he's incredibly thankful for them being a shoulder to cry on. Despite her best efforts, Chiyo didn't quite click with him the way [Y/N] did.
They encouraged his interest in puppets and would try to help where they could. Sasori loved it and liked to work in the quiet of their room instead of the workshop Granny Chiyo gave him.
Oh oh! It took about three months for him to knock of [Y/N]'s door and ask if he could sleep with them. Poor baby was having constant nightmares.
Imagine it. [Y/N] is sitting up in bed reading or writing or fiddling around with something. A very soft knock makes them look up and say, "come in." They expect it to be Granny Chiyo, but seeing Sasori brings a smile to their face.
He takes a few steps in and closes the door.
"Yes, Sasori? Are you alright?"
He looks down at his feet and softly shakes his head 'no.'
[Y/N]'s expression shifts to one of worry, "is there anything I can do, dearie?"
He snaps his eyes up to her and confidently shakes his head 'yes.'
They move to go to the small child but he beats them to it and starts climbing his way up the bed. They move the blanket for him and he snuggles his way into their side. He lays there content and falls asleep. For the first time in months he doesn't have a nightmare.
