MC: mentally: “That’s not romantic. That’s a public health concern.”
MC, out loud: “We’ll be making love after the bloodwork clears, darling. And maybe a tetanus booster.” 🖤
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MC: mentally: “That’s not romantic. That’s a public health concern.”
MC, out loud: “We’ll be making love after the bloodwork clears, darling. And maybe a tetanus booster.” 🖤
🐹 Faust, accidentally cute & deeply concerning
Faust: “At first, you were only a very interesting guinea pig.” MC: 😐 Faust: “But now you’re my precious guinea pig.” MC: 😐😐 Faust: “…That was romantic.” MC: “IT WAS NOT.”
“You know what else she can’t handle?”
“My dick!”
girl please