okay here are some MORE of my fav omgcp quotes 2/2 (part 1 here):
"All hail rock lord." - idk lmao
"So, Rans, a little bird told me that you are somehow still a Jbrizzle virgin? WOW!" - Shitty
"Adam Birkholtz, why on EARTH are you shouting at Ransom in commons at 7am." - Bitty (true captain material right here)
"I'M AN ECON MAJOR, CHRISTOPHER." - Holster
"BLUEBERRY! BLUE! BERRY!" - Tater (nooooo, blueberries make my tummy hurt, Tater).
"Good morning, Jack Zimmerman's personal pong palace?" - Shitty
"Five on the beef. Brush the fuckin' narp goss and nip ched all season, bro. Ripped." - Chad L. from lacrosse (one of my faves)
"Bitty hears what the haus hears." - Bully
"I can't believe...American main-stream music nollning." - Louis
"HE WINS!! He defeated me! I'm moving into the basement. Into the DARKNESS." - Dex
"The Craigslist ad said and I quote 'Must be motherfucking down to motherfucking CLOWN.'" - Shitty (iconic)
"Judy and your cousins are coming over and I'm gonna-I can't believe she would indoctrinate-Judith Phelps. I'd like to have a word about my son and your preservation heretics." - Mrs. Bittle
"THIS?! IS OBSTRUCTION- OF JUSTICE!! I HAVE RIGHTS!! AS CAPTAIN OF THIS TEAM-AS A STUDENT OF SAMWELL- AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA- YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! LET GO OF ME!! I HAVE RIGHTS. I WANT TO SEE A LAWYER. OR A CHEF!" -Bitty (im crying laughing)
"Human mothers can call on supernatural strength when their young are threatened!!" - Chowder (god i love him so much)











