hydra

i wish i was a pillbug

[goodgatsu]

[starhairtie]

Amongst all of the tumblr sexybird debates, crow this, penguin that, there is one challenger that has remained... under the radar, so to speak.

I find this unacceptable, therefore I shall present my case to you today, fellow tumblr nerds.

I present the HOTTEST tumblr sexybird around:

. ..

....DRUMROLL PLEASE....

I know, it brings a tear to my eye just looking at this FINE chunk of meat :'D Now, onto the reasonings: 1. Just LOOK at this juicy, tender flesh.. who wouldn't want to take a bite?

2. A key part of Tumblr Sexyman culture is the breaking of barriers of what's allowed to be quote unquote "sexy", and look at this plump offering right up here on a rack, quite literally: nice thighs. tender flesh you can just rip into, the mass appeal it draws from the masses with the unassuming taste that got beloved by the Earth community. I fail to see what qualifications for Tumblr sexyman/bird this wouldn't pass. 3. Don't take it just from me folks, after interviewing others asking about the image, they were asked to provide any word that came to mind, responses include: "succulent", "mouth-filling", and "fatty and juicy". Such vivid, bold word choice chosen by these people, clearly laying down the foundation for people to one day unabashedly say, "DANG, that is one sexy bird!"

Now that I have informed you of this avian snack of the century, I bid you ado while also reminding you to vote this bird for tumblrsexyman/bird 2026!

Thank you and goodnight

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Have been informed by op that this was made at 3am

[hydrasaura]

idk why but i was so disappointed that there wasn't a pic of a shoebill instead

[herpsandbirds]

Geelvink Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus speciosus), male, family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Palau Biak, Numfor Islands, New Guinea

photographs by Hery Sudarno

[praguegirl]

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[hydrasaura]

I think one of these days imma re-write Diana's lore the way i like it and block everything else that is or will be canon ❤️‍🔥

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[slutpoppers]

From Naruto Shippuden

[mexican-neji]

tenten isn't here because she isn't considered a girl

[my-dailydreams]

[hydrasaura]

I am skinny like a twig and filled with extreme rage i think it's working for me but i don't recommend this to ppl

[hydrasaura]

Kuvira could've went full Eren Yaeger mode if she was really THAT BAD

[grezzirossi]

Truth hurts 🥲

[sunsickle]

made a stupid long ranking of every Moira skin only to find Overwatch has never done anything sexier than this

[hydrasaura]

EXACTLY EXACTLY

[hydrasaura]

I gotta draw this pannel with Diana and Hira

[questions-about-blorbos]

Does your Blorbo wear makeup? (Normal, barely noticeable concealer that’s normally applied on actors in live-action media does NOT count, the makeup has to be very clearly visible — such as lipstick, eyeliner, eyeshadow, etc)

Yes. In canon. I enjoy seeing them in makeup

Yes. In canon. But I do NOT enjoy seeing them in makeup

Yes. In my headcanon only (not canon)

No

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[hydrasaura]

Ooof, if Moira starts experimenting on kids next then she will not be that far off from Bondrewd as a character and idk how to feel about that.

[hydrasaura]

This is still my fav video to ever come out of the Steven Universe fandom

[herpsandbirds]

Ecuadoran Horned Anole or Pinocchio Anole (Anolis proboscis), family Dactyloidae, Ecuador

ENDANGERED.

photograph by R. Jaffrey

[hydrasaura]

Miraculous Ladybug season 6 finale postponed 🫩 I can wave my weekend dope goodbye