⚜ INCORRECT QUOTES ⚜
Bringing back an old tag game!!!
Rule: use this generator to create “incorrect quotes” for your wip
(I feel legally obligated to post something actually about Faerie's Dawn today and I want to meme these idiots lmao)
Cloud: Tell me a little about yourself. Nova: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
Nova: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five pm, okay? I don't KNOW!
Nova: I will be using so much pink you’ll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.
Sky: You're violent. Nova: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Nova: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat? Sky: I don’t usually eat with losers. Nova: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?
Nova: Branch, you’re in charge! Sky: Branch, can we start a fire?
[while waiting outside the principal’s office] Nova: What are you in for? Cloud: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Nova: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Cloud: Cloud: Cloud: We live very different lives. Nova: Yes, we do.
Branch: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. Nova: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
Nova: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Branch: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Nova: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I've never met a burger I couldn’t eat.
Nova: Branch's amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shake him! Sky: That was him ignoring you.
Sky, at Nova's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. [leaves] Sky, leaning over Nova's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Nova, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
Sky: I hope you have an explanation for this. Cloud: We have three, actually! Nova: Pick your favorite.
Cloud: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room. Sky: Why did you say that so vaguely? Nova and I are literally the only people you called in here.
Sky: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
Sky: [trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark] Sky: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Sky: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No... Sky: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Sky: [writes] You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
Cloud: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Sky: But did I make you cry? Cloud: [cries on the spot] Sky: ... shit.
Sky: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Nova. Sky: Sky: Don’t tell them I said that.
Cloud: What language do they speak at the center of the earth? Cloud: Core-ean! Sky: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there, so they don’t need a language! Cloud: Core-ean.
Cloud: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong. Sky: [sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt] I just like the way it tastes.
Branch: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Sky: Sky: I like you.
Steely: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Sky: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Steely: We have a problem. Branch: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Steely: What the fuck. Steely: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Steely: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy!
Steely: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Cloud: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel! Branch: A realist sees a freight train. Sky: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Achilles: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Nova: That sounds like a challenge. Achilles: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Nova: ... Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Achilles: There is no challenge!
Achilles: Okay, how do I look? Be honest. Cloud: There’s no critic more honest than Sky! Sky: Bad.
Achilles: We all have our demons. Achilles, grabbing Steely: This one’s mine.
Eve: Asa, don’t go picking a fight with Ailwyn. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. Asa: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.
Asa: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!
Asa: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
Asa: [walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone] Eve: Hey, Asa, how was your day? Asa: [picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Eve] Hell. Eve, watching this unfold: (whispers) Who hurt you?
Eve: What's worse than a heartbreak? Steely: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Branch: Waking up in the morning. Asa: Waking up.
Steely: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Cloud: Y-you were putting it in cold water?? Sky: Steely. Answer the question, Steely. Steely: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Steely: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water? Cloud: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Sky: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Cloud: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Sky: It takes less than a minute. Cloud: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??? Sky: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Cloud: Like seven minutes?? Nova: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Sky: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Nova? Your stove is enchanted! Steely: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Branch: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
[during a group project] Branch: [does 99% of the work] Cloud: [has no idea what’s going on] Nova: [says they’re gonna help but does not] Sky: [disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end]
Just a silly thing I felt like I had to make lol.
Ik you guys don't know half of these characters lol. But it's fun foreshadowing for later... and still funny 😉
(Idk should I @ the whole Faerie's Dawn list? I'mma just @ my "everything" taglist and anyone I know who's really into FD lol)
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