i’m d and this is my character ever; she has a few problems but hopefully everyone will love her as much as i do.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: death, coercion, bribery, etc
[ gemma chan, cisfemale & she/her ] did you know that EVER CARLTON was on full disclosure? yeah, apparently the FORTY year old BOOKSTORE CLERK was hiding THAT THEY WERE ONCE A PART OF A CULT. i never would’ve expected it from our resident RECLUSE. i wonder how they’ll deal with this, considering how KIND & WITHDRAWN they are.
stuff known because of full disclosure’s article
she was a part of a cult
at least twelve people died as a result of actions by the cult.
she was married to the leader with six other women
her family paid to keep her name out of the media
she’s from a fairly wealthy family; carlton is not their surname it’s the name she changed to when she had to form a new life.
they made her leave the family and start her own life with a stipend of money so that she wouldn’t be tempted to stir up trouble.
she wouldn’t have anyway but that’s moot.
tidbits
she’s 40 years old
she 100% regrets everything that happened during the cult issues but doesn’t know how to make shit better.
she is a good person beneath it all but was influenced by her family to keep quiet.
she does feel she was a victim but refuses to allow that to influence how complacent she was with the things that happened.
most of her actions were coerced.
she wants a quiet life and to fall in love again but instead keeps people at arm’s length because of how fucked up everything is.
she’s amazed at how many people she knows that were affected by articles on fulldisclosure
damage finds damage, etc.
she has a pet cat named orwen.
she lives in a small studio apartment even though she could afford something better with her family’s money.
she doesn’t use much of it unless it’s an emergency and lives on her paycheck from the bookstore.
she feels as if Adam ( @adamharworth ) is her family now so she wants him to succeed.
she was looking into adopting but realized the background check would bone her; she can’t even foster and it’s sad for her.
[ ariana grande, female & she/her ] did you know that MORTICIA PACINI was on full disclosure? yeah, apparently the TWENTY-SIX year old MORTICIAN was hiding HER BROTHER DIED IN THE CAR ACCIDENT THEY GOT INTO WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING. i never would’ve expected it from our resident RECLUSE. i wonder how they’ll deal with this, considering how INTELLIGENT & EASILY IRRITATED they are.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: car accident, death
she’s heard every single addams family joke you can think of. if you think you just made up a new one, you didn’t. she’s heard it before
she grew up in a very gothic household (like literal creepy big house with iron gates that had access to that creepy old graveyard like in the movies)
people used to think the pacini family were vampires and honestly, morticia never denied it, she enjoyed freaking people out. she still goes along with it even as an adult
her nicknames are morty and tish but she doesn’t mind being called morticia as long as you’re not making fun of her. she knows how to drain your blood without you knowing
she’s tattooed out the ass. she’s got sleeves, her entire back is done, her neck is done, her legs are pretty full. and she’s still planning on getting more
if you don’t know who she is, she’s that short little shit decked in all black with the black lipstick, the dark eye shadow and the weird colored hair (it’s purple right now)
despite her creepy appearance, she’s really nice. she might be a woman of few words and give off a weird vibe, but she really is a nice person
she has three (yes 3) babies. there's the twins, booker & parker (3 years) and there's baby tucker (9 months). they're all girls (she purposely picked out unisex names so if they so decided that they want to use different pronouns, they don't have to change their names to sound more masculine) and they are the loves of her life. so things were going really good with her and baby daddy. they were in love, he was fantastic with the twins and was the perfect father. but then morticia told him she was pregnant again and in the middle of the night he snuck out and left and never came back. so she hasn't seen or heard from him in a year and a half and she's still really salty about it
TRIGGER WARNING: car accident, death
so in march of 2019, her mother asked her to pick her baby brother up from daycare on her way home from a job she had at a partnering funeral home. all was going good. she'd felt a little weird all day, but it was just about tucker's due date so she figured it was a pregnancy and labor thing. after she picked her brother up from daycare, everything was going fine until she felt really weird. by then it was too late for her to be able to act accordingly because it came on so suddenly that all she remembers is being extremely tired and confused, and then she blacked out. unfortunately she was driving when she blacked out, ran a red light, and a truck with a green light didn't notice them and ended up t-boning the car in the back left right passenger seat. right where her baby brother was sitting. she was told that he felt no pain because he died on impact, but she was hysterical when she found out the news. she has always blamed herself even though it was an accident caused by a medical emergency. there's nothing anyone can tell her to make her feel better about it. she knew she should have gone home when she started feeling weird, but she stayed at work.
what the doctors say happened was that her blood sugar dropped so low so quickly, it caused her to pass out. the impact of the accident sent her into labor and she gave birth to a healthy, uninjured little tucker eloise pacini. morticia herself thankfully only endured a few scratches, but she wished she could have traded places with her brother
[ tommy martinez, cismale & he/him ] did you know that NOEL GARCIA was on full disclosure? yeah, apparently the TWENTY FIVE year old CHEF was hiding HE’S LIVING UNDER A FALSE IDENTITY TO AVOID HIS PAST. i never would’ve expected it from our resident ARTISAN. i wonder how they’ll deal with this, considering how PASSIONATE & STUBBORN they are. // written by pepper: twenty three, est, she/her.
it is i, pepperoni mcpony back once again to bring you yet another messy ass muse. i am once again on that new muse juice, but also kind of on the recycled muse juice like i’ve used this fc and this name before but it didn’t work out, so i’ve changed a lot about him and revamped him and so now he’s better than every babeeyyy. down bellow will be a bit about noel, or rather dante if we’re being technical. you can just call him noel though. full disclosure (badum tss sdkjsdkj) this is gonna be messy as hell, because noel’s inspo is more scattered than percy’s but we’re gonna push through folks.
BIO ;
okay so noel’s family is kind of inspired by the quinns (from ‘you’ on netflix), the castillos (from how to get away with murder) and like henry gouldings family in crazy rich asians.
dante isaac campana was brought into the world in madrid spain with a silver spoon dangling out of his mouth. you’d never guess from looking at him, what with his hobo chic style and generally unkept appearance but it’s the truth. he came in this world out of a well paid surrogate as the second child of the infamous sofia and gabriel campana. and he wanted for nothing because of it, his parents made sure of that.
gabriel was a ceo and sofia was a wildly successful author, and from the moment noel could breathe his parents had his whole life set up for him. after all they wanted their son to be successful and they planned to make sure of it. a hefty trust fund in his name, to be accessible at the age of eighteen. a place in the family business that he would fill the moment he finished university. they even had an arrangement for who noel would marry eventually, before he was even old enough to understand what the concept of marriage was. it was all planned out for noel without the slightest bit of input from noel himself, and dante was just supposed for accept that. the funny thing is at first he did.
after all he was young and he had no reason not to. he loved his parents deeply at first, and they probably loved him in return, even if they had a bit of an odd way of showing it. dante’s parents were the type to shower their children in superficial affection. buying them things. kissing and hugging them when there was someone around to see. encouraging them only when it came to pursuits that they approved of. sure noel could draw, and learn guitar, and learn piano, as long as those things were just hobbies. as long as he didn’t forget the plan because The Plan was law.
dante only became aware of how conditional his parents love for them was when his elder sister started to slip under the pressure they put on her shoulders. anya campana was about fifteen at the time, and dante, six years her younger, had to watch as his sister crumbled. anya had always cared too much about what their parents thought of her, about impressing them and making them proud. it didn’t help that her parents made it clear that they would not accept anything less than excellence. the pressure drove anya to substance abuse, just to take the edge off, just to make things easier. it wasn’t long the weight of their parents expectations had drove anya to a full on addiction, all in the pursuit of success. but of course when dante’s parents found out they had no sympathy for her. only disappointment. their father had every plan to make anya, his eldest, the head of the company when she came of age, but that ‘slip up’ cost her the role. instead the position would be given to dante, and anya would be sent quietly to rehab. it was an eye opening experience for dante, honestly. to see just how replaceable their parents saw them.
the truth is the campanas were fake. plastic. sure they smiled in the public eye and the relationship between the siblings at least was genuine, but the truth was gabriel was cheating on sofia when he thought no one was looking, and sofia had openly slapped each of her children across the face at least once, usually when she got a bit too much wine in her. the older dante got the more and more he felt his love for his parents becoming more of an obligation than anything tangible.
when dante was thirteen, around the time anya’s second stint in rehab, all hell broke loose in the campana household. initially dante thought that his mother had uncovered one of his fathers many affairs again, but instead it was much worse. his mother had discovered his father had an illegitimate child with dante’s favourite childhood nanny of all people. considering sofia couldn’t have children herself (hence the surrogate for both of the campana children) and even gabriel was struggling with impotence, this was a shock and a slap in the face. only emphasized by the fact that dante’s ex nanny had passed away, leaving dante’s father as the kids legal guardian.
and so suddenly dante had a younger sibling. it was a situation that took getting used to but it wasn’t long until dante adored them, and the feeling was quickly mutual. while dante’s father could barely interact with the child without inciting his wife, and dante’s mother treated them with coldness, dante and his sibling became painfully close due to circumstance.
for years it went on like that. the three campana siblings all attempting to impress their parents for different reasons. his youngest sibling to feel less like an outsider, dante just because he knew no other way, anya because she desperately wanted to get back into their parents good graces. but anya never could do anything quite right, always somehow ended up messing up spectacularly and publicly. until one day, anya disappeared.
dante and his younger sibling were the first to notice. his parents just assumed that anya was on another bender, and when the siblings brought this to their attention that’s exactly what they said in reply. but they were wrong. in 2012 anya campana was kidnapped and held for a ransom of one billion dollars. dante can still remember getting the ransom call. he can still remember the sheer panic, the cold fear. and he can still remember his father refusing to pay the money. trying to negotiate with the kidnappers, as if anya’s life was just another deal. he can remember begging his father just to pay the money, because it wasn’t like they didn’t have it. but his father was convinced he could get the kidnappers to lower the price, or that the police would find anya before he had to pay it. they didn’t. anya campana died in the winter of 2012 at the hands of a couple of common criminals, all because their father apparently had his own idea about the worth of each of his children.
dante was furious and disgusted and grieving. his sister, his confidante and likely one of the two people in his life to love him unconditionally, was gone. dante officially snapped when his mother had the audacity to write a book about the experience. by the time the book was picked up by a publisher, dante had packed his bags, liquidated his trust fund, taken his younger sibling and fled spain with two new identities for them both. his sibling was under the age of eighteen at the time, so the campanas really could have called the police and reported dante for kidnapping, but dante knew that his parents wouldn’t risk making a scene so soon after the spectacle that anya’s death was. he and his sibling would be safe for a while as long as they laid low. and they did. dante -- now known as noel garcia-- and his sibling moved to san francisco and have been keeping a low profile ever since.
honestly, noel adapted to the american dream like a fish to water. having a new name, having no one in this continent knowing who he was, finally being out from under his parents thumb -- it was all so freeing, and noel really dove head first into that feeling. ever since he’s just been living the life he always dreamed of having. doing exactly what he wants and nothing less one hundred percent of the time (which is exactly how and why he got married, and is still married honestly). he lives his life on pure free spirited impulse one hundred percent of the time, with exception of rare show of responsibility he puts into helping raise his younger sibling. he tries to live his life in a way he hopes would make his sister proud. he’s determined to live enough for the both of them.
somehow, despite the multiple private investigators his parents have undoubtedly sent to find them, they’ve remained undetected. that is until full disclosure decided to expose him. now noel is just waiting for the day one of his parents shows up at his door demanding he come back to take over the family business. he isn’t looking forward to it, but he is kinda looking forward to finally telling them to fuck off, which is really the only silver lining.
PERSONALITY ;
god who knows folks like i said dkjsdjksd noel is a mess in my brain
PASSIONATE THOUGH! god he’s so passionate, like noel just feels everything on 10 one hundred percent of the time. The type to get teary eyed over a dead bird, but also the type to like stay up five days straight working on a project because he can’t get it out of his mind
despite this thinks romantic love is a straight up myth lmao because of his parents relationship, so we love a contradictory king. a bleeding heart but also a philiophobe.
nurturing honestly? but only with people he actually cares about like his sibling and wife. a dad friend i suppose.
but also impulsive. like the type to suggest going to vegas on a whim and get WILDLY FUCKED UP DRUNK, but also that really coherent drunk who can be doing body shots one minute and be trying to gently coax someone else to drink water the next.
thinks he’s funny! sometimes he is tbh. very sarcastic honestly.
a big ol’ flirt just naturally. also bi, so equal opportunity for everybody.
very touchy feely tbh because he’s a tactile person.
a live and let live kinda guy like actually,,, so close to a hippie that percy is triggered.
a bit promiscuous but he’s okay with it. he’s a hoe but he knows it you know.
the most generous person when it comes to money and kindness. the type to sit down with a homeless person and end up giving them his jacket, five hundred dollars, and a new outlook on life.
the type to hold a grudge until the day he dies, but also the type of person who can’t NOT help someone who needs help you know. like he hates his parents but if his mother called him tomorrow like i want to see you one last time before i die, he would fly out to spain to see her smh he might not talk to her the whole time because he’s petty and like ‘there, you’ve seen me’ efjkdsfj but he’d do it.
very liberal. literally can’t talk to conservatives without wanting to physically fight them. has definitely gone to a protest and gotten arrested for punching a nazi. luckily was released before the whole living with a fake identity thing could be found out.
HEADCANNONS ;
alright now onto the fun stuff.
deaf in his left ear and has been all his life. it’s kind of difficult for him to hear a specific person talking in a crowd of too many people, especially if you’re standing on his left so he might straight up text your instead. also if you’re standing on his left side in general, he might turn to face you better to hear you.
noel’s occupation is a chef at a restaurant but in truth at heart he’s an artist. like his art is his heart, and it’s actually very popular and he gets a lot of offers from people wanting to buy it but he can never part with anything he’s made so he always refuses the offers, no matter how much money the customer is bidding. he has refused offers on grounds such as ‘i didn’t like the vibes he was giving off’ or ‘that asshole was wearing a jack johnson shirt’ or even, once ‘pretty sure i saw that guy in a dream once. he fucking sucked.’ so most of his art decorates his and evie’s apartment instead, and he’ll even give some to friends for free. noel actually wants to become a full time artist but considering how picky he is about who actually buys his art, it’s unlikely because he’ll literally make no money. hence, being a chef. no matter what noel enjoys seeing people enjoy his food, so it works out.
actually learned to cook from his family chef, and hasn’t really had time to get any professional training but he really wants to. he has absolutely snuck into culinary school very briefly before just to sit in on a few classes. just pretended he went there and made a bunch of friends and learned a lot of stuff, and even taught some culinary students a few things. but he was eventually discovered and kicked out rip, but it was a great time while it lasted.
honestly pretty good at anything having to do with his hands, hence the artisan label. noel is the type of person who knows nothing about like mechanics but can like fix something if you put it in front of him. likes to make furniture as a hobby so hit your boy up if you want a sexy chair. also makes sculptures and does a bit of pottery, like your boy has his fingers in more than a few pots
intelligent in the way that he just has a lot of pretty well informed opinions like if you want a fun fact don’t go to noel but if you want a good insightful conversation he’s your man.
a big defender of the environment.
has a bunch of tattoos. i imagine him with at least one sleeve and he’s probably starting another. is seriously considering a neck tat. his parents would hate it and that just makes him love it more.
honestly got married a bit because it was a choice he got to make for himself that his parents had no control over. the thought of his parents still believing he will be playing into the arranged marriage they had laid out for him only for him to tell them he already married his bandmate was super satisfying.
doesn't do drugs at all, the most hell do is smoke weed. used to see his sister at her worst (aka withdrawal symptoms, two overdoses) and so he doesn’t even want to be close to anyone who does drugs, cause he can’t do that again.
if you watch jenna marbles i want you to know that noel is julian in the kitchen and julian in the kitchen only
surprisingly has a green thumb? can revive almost any plant with relative ease
never learnt how to ride a bike tbh
surprising the type to get into physical fights when he’s drunk, which he hates, because it reminds him of his mother.
WANTED CONNECTIONS ;
younger sibling ; if you’ve guessed that i’m going to put a wc into the main for noel’s younger sibling than you’ve guessed right but if anyone here wants it before i put the message into the main let me know!
claire to his brad ; ... please. i’m begging here. noel is a chef but i haven’t decided where and i really want him to have a chef friend or baker friend who he just messes around with in the kitchen. maybe they even make amateur funnily little gourmet-makes-esque youtube videos where noel doesn’t show his face because he doesn’t want his parents to see but sdkjsdkj he’s like julian behind the camera, making comments and having a good time. give me this.
a virgo ; speaking of julian, noel does have julian energy and so he therefore probably needs a jenna. please give him someone to help with his impulse control. someone to say, hey, maybe you shouldn’t deep fry that turkey in a huge vat right outside your apartment in the middle of may. maybe you should just take a nap. you know?
a love hate relationship ; honestly i just want someone who noel actively despises but still helps out anyways. like he doesn’t like who they are a person, but he can’t leave them alone, because they’re usually in some sort of trouble and unfortunately noel just can’t watch people implode.
one night stands / hookups / previous dates ; noel’s marriage is open but since he was keeping his whole marriage a secret in the first place these people probably wouldn’t have known that at the time sdkjsdkj but noel is perfectly willing to explain that now that full disclosure has exposed them and he’s got no more secrets to keep.
a best friend ; or two! i’d love a bromance for him and another close friendship that doesn’t have to be a bromance, just someone who he’s really close to.
okay this has gotten hella long so i’m gonna stop now but like this if you want to plot and i’ll come running! and to anyone who got all the way to the end of this... you’re the real mvp. <3
[ madelaine petsch, cis female & she/her ] did you know that TAYLOR SHAW was on full disclosure? yeah, apparently the TWENTY-FIVE year old PART-TIME BOOKSTORE CLERK was hiding HOW SHE STOLE MONEY FROM ONE OF HER EX-BOYFRIENDS THEN GHOSTED HIM. i never would’ve expected it from our resident ICE QUEEN. i wonder how they’ll deal with this, considering how GENEROUS & RESERVED they are.
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she loves her family dearly. to the point where she was willing to do anything for them. they took care of her, gave her things she wanted, and supported her. which means a lot to the girl.
by the time her senior year came up, she thought things were going so well, but they weren’t exactly. sure, she was doing great in school, had a boyfriend, and had a good relationship with her parents. the one thing that went wrong was the financial situation. her mom became unemployed and her dad was beginning to struggle with payments and groceries. the only thing that came to taylor’s mind was helping them out.
her boyfriend at the time was rich and for her, desperate times called for desperate measures. she took any cash he had, watches, clothes, and anything else she was able to get her hands on. right after, she sold them and never spoke or saw him again. she already moved elsewhere for college.
to this day, she does feel guilty and has always considered apologizing, but days turned weeks, weeks turned to months, and before she knew it, it’s been a couple of years. she never had the courage to face him and say sorry. nonetheless, she doesn’t regret it. she was helping out her family and kept telling herself it was for a good reason
(there’s probably more i could possibly mention, but i’m sleepy and i’ll leave it at this)
well HELLO there----neighbor i’m only kidding. hi, i’m lia! i’m a sf native, actually. born and raised and currently working in and tbh it’s a pain in my ASS. but alas, it’s the city of cultural and ethnic diversity and i love it.
this is scarlett. ( i also play sawyer but i’ll post something else for her ) for more about her click here & here. i know this is a very short intro but i’ll try to not get too wordy. but if you wanna link up or wanna get to know more about scarlett, hmu and i’ll be so glad to talk with you!
[ victoria pedretti, cisfemale & she/her ] did you know that SAMMY CASCELLA was on full disclosure? yeah, apparently the TWENTY FOUR year old COOK was hiding SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER MOTHER'S HUSBAND AND SHE'S NOT OVER HIM. i never would’ve expected it from our resident HOT MESS. i wonder how they’ll deal with this, considering how PASSIONATE & IMPULSIVE they are.
i made this muse just because i’m obsessed with victoria so here we go with a made up bio!
sammy strikes me as the kind of girl who grew up very neglected??? she definitely had everything she wanted when it came to material things but her mom was probably like always out fucking her tennis instructor or something and her dad was always on business trips
definitely was raised by her nannies who probably taught her how to cook so when she was home alone she could make herself dinner when her parents werent home
she probably started said affair with her mom’s husband a) before they got married and b) with intentions of just fucking with her mom but caught FEELINGS
she’s definitely a lil obsessive but in a cute way (not on some love from you shit... she’s not that wild she’s just gonna make 30 different playlists and cry over some tequila)
sidenote i think maybe her grandma had an inkling about the affair and cut her out of the will but she’s doing FINE on her own and doesn’t claim her family anymore
i feel like her family owns some like... fitness brand like nike or something so she could be living LARGE but shes living medium yknow
hello, it’s me again. ( lia ). and this is sawyer, my skateboarding, never-been-kissed, sibling caregiver lesbian sweetheart. to find out more about her click here & here. if there are any questions, just hmu!!
[ alex fitzalan, cis male & he/him ] did you know that JOSEPH BENNETT was on full disclosure? yeah, apparently the TWENTY-FOUR year old FUNDRAISING COORDINATOR FOR A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION was hiding THAT HE OWES OVER $10,000 IN CREDIT CARD DEBT. i never would’ve expected it from our resident LOST BOY. i wonder how they’ll deal with this, considering how ERRATIC & DUTIFUL they are
get ready for a bullet point bio lmao
so this is joseph aka ‘joey’ -- he’s the older brother of maggie bennett but the younger brother of jude bennett
his childhood best friend is diego and they’re #Bros
he has a great heart
He’s Straight
and a lil Dumb
he was raised with a toxic masculinity mentality that he’s trying to shake off but it’s really hard
all he’s wanted to do since he was a kid was just to help people and now he has the chance to do that.
joey’s horrible with money--that being said he always likes to treat others out to coffee and to dinners and such because it’s his way to telling them he enjoys their company.
it started when he went off to college and his parents paid for his tuition but when he moved to sf they stopped doing that so he had to take out loans
he worked to pay off those loans but to pay for everything else? like basic necessities, clothes, etc? he opened up credit cards as a quick fix to that problem
and he was unaware of the consequences and what it would be like if he didn’t pay his credit card fees
working for a nonprofit does not pay much at all
he likes smoking pot ( don’t tell mom ) it’s legal though so who cares!
he played basketball in high school and was the star shooting guard
has only ever had one serious girlfriend
he’s like super friendly and wants to be friends with everyone
loves to play video games but is really bad at them
and yeah that’s it i think
if you wanna holla, gimme a dolla. jk but if u wanna plot smth shoot my a quick mssg!
