#fe16 khalid

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Original post by @fe3h-incorrect-quotes.

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Byleth: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Linhardt: I would say infinitesimally. Claude: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Claude: Remember, murder is never the answer. Edelgard: Murder is the question. Dimitri: And the answer is always yes.

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Have a set of reaction images with the three lords, both pre and post timeskip!

Text reads: I don’t have a reaction image to fully summarize my disgust, but Jesus Christ, dude.

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Ingrid: You’re glowing. Sylvain: Thank you- Ingrid: No, you’re actually glowing. How the hell? Sylvain: I swallowed a lightbulb. Ingrid: Why did you swallow a lightbulb? Sylvain: I don’t back down from a dare. Ingrid: Who dared you? Claude: You can’t prove anything.

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Claude: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Lorenz: You’re a hazard to society. Hilda: And a coward, do twenty!

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Byleth: Guess who’s back?! Happy Easter! Edelgard: Professor, it’s been five years.

Bonus reactions under the cut (Dimitri + Claude!)

Dimitri: No... you must be sent to kill me... Claude: I knew you’d come back, Teach. But it’s been five years, not three days.

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Linhardt: Scooby said “ruh roh.” Shaggy said “zoinks.” Velma said “Jinkies.” And Daphne said “Jeepers.” What did Fred say? Claude: Fred says fuck. Linhardt: He did not!

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