#feces cw

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Had a dream that my cat shat in my bed. Woke up. My cat had actually shat in my bed.

[incendavery]

just janitor things

[crowcussion]

so let’s say your mouth is on your butt and your butt is on your mouth, if you shit, is it pooping or vomiting?

[homosandhomies]

john waters is batshit and i respect that about him. sometimes you gotta torture a live chicken and film a drag queen eating dog shit for gay culture

[antlerqueer]

things i’ve sent to my roommate tonight because he finds it weird i clean the bowls my cats eat wet food out of daily:

“people eat ass every day”

“you literally also have shit particles in your mouth/nose every day because you breathe the air in the bathroom and you still wash your hands”

I also had to explain that cats don’t lick inside their sphincters because he seems convinced that cats just eat their own shit when they clean themselves.

[thingsifoundontheworldwideweb]

this etsy listing (warning: gross-out sculpture art)

[threethirtysix]

me: i have to poop friend: boy he bout to do it