#gross cw

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[zamination]

can you make the voices go away.

WPNZ now has an icepick extension in his gauntlet to give people lobotomies with

[orb-the-watchman]

I love Burgrr entries

[scullcrusher101xd]

that guy naked

[tokiwartooth-bumblebee]

Playings!!! with my toyssss!!! Observings the decomposings body of a klokateer being eatens by maggots!!! Colourings book!!!

[parrot-parent]

I can understand why my roommate initially thought they didn't have eyes

[caterjunes]

at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND i caught myself before taking the first big drink of my morning chai to be like "huh what's that dark streak on the (translucent) straw? a lipstick stain?"

reader, it was a huge fucking earwig inside the straw

[cranialpressure]

sheep stealer was so good (and evil) maekar you delicious asshole.

the maids at summerhall must have a tuff skin to endure all the incestuous nonsense that goes there.

it made me think that baelor probably also would do this chastity belt if he had a daughter. actually, who's telling us he doesn't do a belt for valarr's cock?

Every time I think of Baelor with a daughter in chastity I'm reminded of Lexi's wonderful idea that it's modeled after his hand insignia >:)

Also I adore the idea of Valarr in a cage! Me and a mutual were talking about this the other day actually! And perhaps a mean saw trap around his hole to keep predatory men away 😇 with Valarr I think it's less to keep his virtue and more to keep him focused on what's important

(reporting back to father nightly to have his foreskin properly cleaned)