you look up from your phone as a tall, blonde figure approaches you. you take off one of your earbuds, giving a smile.
“hi.”
“hey.”
a few seconds of silence before he starts.
“how’s it going…”
you start taking off your other earbud.
“it’s been good. rehearsals been boring without my friends around.”
“yeah?”
“mhm.”
“well you’ve survived it so far.”
you giggle a little, giving a scoff at the end. felix’s heart feels like it’s doing backflips.
“i don’t have a choice, heejin’s my ride home. kinda need to.”
“glad you stayed though.”
felix didn’t mean to say that. you can tell because he presses his lips together and closes his eyes, wincing with cringe. he takes a deep breath before speaking again.
“uh, could i have your number?”
you tilt your head.
“sure.”
you reach for your phone.
“give me yours.”
handing it to him, he’s quick to type it and hand it back. reaching for his own phone, you walk past him as heejin calls you over. giving him a little wave goodbye you say,
“i’ll text you, don’t worry.”
and you’re off. he’s quietly muttering under his breath, hoping that you’ll hear.
“you don’t need to text me, i’ll just wonder if you actually will.”
you can faintly hear him, you look back over and give him a soft smile. he’s practically melting now.
A/N : This is my first peice of work, So I hope you like it. Please comment your thoughts and reblog if you like. Bear with me for any grammatical errors as english is not my first language (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Synopsis: You were the nosiest human Felix had ever met in his entire life. Though, he can’t resist that annoying curiosity of yours in one aspect...
Pairing: Felix x fem!Reader (Reader has breasts and a vagina !)
Genre: Smut, Crack
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content (18+ recommended), PROTECTED sex (not mentioned outright, however reader is on birth control), oral (m!receiving), fingering, choking, degradation (reader is called a slut once or twice), pet names (Hon, Angel, etc.), not really proofread, probably a bit cringe lol
[Please let me know if any were missed!]
Notice: Hello, darlings! I must give credit where credit is due! This fiction is heavily inspired by multiple others, the primary being ‘make it fit’ ! I strongly recommend checking out that story before reading this one :)
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“You want to what?” Felix nearly choked on his water, his fingers somehow still managing to keep a firm grasp on the controller. His eyes were focused intently on the screen, too flustered to even attempt eye contact with you.
“I want to see it. I don’t believe you.” You are not exactly sure how the topic of Felix’s dick had come into conversation in the middle of a Mortal Kombat match. However, you could not bring yourself to be persuaded by the bragging of his self-titled ‘large package.’
“Hearing is believing in this case, y/n, trust me,” he argued back in a rather annoyed tone as his fingers mashed against every controller button imaginable.
In Felix’s eyes, you were the nosiest human known to mankind. You wanted to know any and every detail about any and everything, whether it was where he was going, who he was hanging out with, etc. In the beginning of your friendship, Felix did not mind the curiosity in the slightest; however, as time went on, he found it less endearing and more invasive. ‘TMI,’ he’d cheekily say each time he found your questions too prying. ‘Give it to me,’ you’d always respond. There was no ceasing your constant train of thought.
Yet, in this moment, he was somehow intrigued by the newfound subject you had directed your curiosity to. He had never considered you a sexual person by any means. So, what was causing the interest in his private life all of a sudden?
“Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear, Lix,” you retort, hitting a combo move in the ongoing match. “I’ll take my chances with the former.”
“Stop being so nosy and trust me for once in your life,” he spits out, finishing the round in a final fatality. He stands up abruptly from his place on the couch. “Besides, I don’t think your busybody ass would be able to handle it,” he adds on, looming over you and poking at your chest.
“I-...Excuse me?” Felix chuckles at your flustered state, leaving the room and mentioning something about grabbing colas for the both of you. As he departs, you can’t help but catch yourself staring at one particular area of his sweats.
‘There’s no way he’s that big, right?’
Felix comes back to the living room with two soda pops in hand, tossing one your way. You nearly miss the catch, your eyes wandering once again to the boy’s sweatpants. They were a soft shade of blue, accentuating his legs nicely. You catch yourself staring too intently, however, particularly when Felix makes cheeky note of it.
“Sorry,” you mutter the quick apology in response to the boy’s teasing. “It’s just...are you seriously that big? I don’t mean to pry if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
“You? Not meaning to pry? Damn, that’s a first,” Felix chuckles out before taking a gulp of soda. Somehow, that catches your attention as well, as you watch his throat bob up and down with the sip. “Nah, I don’t mind the questions,” his words bring you back to reality. “I’m just wondering what’s sparking the sudden curiosity. Do you seriously wanna see it?”
Your hand squeezed around the cola can, nearly crushing it from anxiety. You focused on the rim of it, attempting to divert your eyes from both Felix and his groin.
“Depends. What’s the catch?” you inquire suspiciously. You knew Felix; he was not one to just whip out his penis like that.
“What makes you think there is one?” he chuckles again with another sip. “I don’t know, I’ll figure that out afterwards.”
“Afterwards? So you’re actually willingly gonna do this?” you chuckle nervously in contrast to Felix’s confident optimism.
“Eh, I don’t see why not. I don’t have anything better to do,” his seriousness was taking you for a spin. He set his soda can down, reaching the hand previously holding it into his blue sweats. Without warning you stop him, taking his hand and dragging him a bit closer to you.
“Up close and personal view, eh?” he teased, smirking down at your, seemingly, already blown out eyes. “Do I have the go-ahead?” he questions and you nod desperately. “Someone’s dire.”
You ignore his last comment, mind blank as he slowly pulls his cock out in a teasing manner. Everything seemed to come into view all at once. ‘God,’ was all you could think. Felix was long, and holy heavens was he thick. Thoughts of taking him right then and there flooded your mind, and that flood soon became a physical embodiment of arousal.
“Do you believe me now?” You did not respond, instead choosing to continue staring at him in awe. You could not care less how or where, but you needed him inside of you right here, right now. “You look like you need more proof, angel.” The pet name in combination with the low rasp of Felix’s deep voice sparked a need in you that you did not know you had.
Absent-mindledy, you replied, “Maybe I do.” You attempted to match Felix’s confident and straight-forward demeanor. “Fuck, you’re huge,” you whisper lowly, eliciting a smirk from Felix.
“You know, that makes me wonder how long you’ve been wanting this,” he smirks once more, now looming over you slightly.
“Too long.”
“TMI,” he teasingly chuckles.
“Give it to me.” Your usual joke was more serious than ever.
“Where do you wanna start?”
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Felix’s dick was deep in your mouth, the tip of it lighting flicking against the back of your throat as you kneeled in front of him. You hollow your cheeks in attempts to take more of him in, your hands beginning to work up what you cannot reach.
“Oh my God,” he coos at your state, his cock shoved deep in your throat. “Look at you, Baby. Doing, mm, so well.” Felix could not explain it in the slightest, but you were so fucking hot like this. He did his best to keep his composure; however, it was difficult. He had the overwhelming urge to pull out of your mouth and ram it back in again, to use your mouth as his own and fuck it like it was his last day on Earth.
Your hands move from the base of Felix’s dick to his hips, pulling yourself off of him for a gasp of air before taking him back in.
You had never seen him in such a vulnerable state. The beautiful sounds eliciting from his mouth -- moans, whines, whimpers -- fueled your determination to give Felix the best head of his twenty-two years. The aforementioned sounds traveled straight to your core in shocking waves of pleasure. Your thighs absent-mindedly rub together for any sort of friction.
The tip of your noses is every-so-often rubbing against his balls, evoking the slightest yet most effective feelings from the male. He was crumbling, teetering on the edge of release. Knowing so, you push his hips more into your face (if that was even possible), but you moved at a slower pace, relishing every moment of this new experience.
“M’close,” he whimpers. You could not feel more accomplished at how you had Felix crumbling from your actions. Usually, he would be one to tease you back; however, in this very moment, the boy was putty in your hands. Proudly, you guide him through gentle thrusts as you sucked him. Another string of low growls and groans coarse through him. You ignore your own desire, which was nearly fogging your mind, and concentrate on finishing Felix off as if your life depended on it.
His legs began to tremble. His moans become frequent and slightly higher pitched. He’s practically begging for you to let him release at this point. As such, you accelerate your movements, bobbing and sucking at an inhumane pace. Your cheeks and throat began to ache a little from all the pressure.
“Cum,” you attempt to hum around Felix. That alone is enough to push him over the edge. Curses fall from Lix’s mouth as white ropes shoot into your mouth, coating the entirety and lining the back of your throat. You swallow every drop, relishing in his taste. At last, you let him go, a visible string of saliva connecting your lips to his cock.
Felix lets out one last groan that audibly is more like a sigh. You are still trying to calm down as well. In addition, you are also trying to process that you just gave head to your best friend and that you never thought you would think that aloud.
You muster the energy to lift your head up, offering him a tired smile as you do so. You go to say something cheeky, as you are sure Felix would have done in this situation; however, time is not allotted for you to. Before you could blink, Felix has you pulled onto his lap, his grip tight on your thighs.
“Fuck,” is all he can manage to spit out. His lips are on yours before you can even begin to think of a response. Your mind became foggy, only focusing on how his lips tasted in combination with his cum. Felix slowly pulls away, taking hold of your waist and softly rolling you underneath him. His hands fiddle with the hem of your shorts, teasing the band of fabric as well as the skin directly below it.
“I think it’s time for me to return the favor, yeah?” he asks, both as a way to tease and as a way to ask for consent. You nod desperately, the throbbing in your core almost becoming too much to bear. The need in your actions elicits a chuckle from Felix. He pulls down the waistband of your shorts, dragging your underwear down with it.
“Oh my God,” he whispers once you are fully on display to him. “Look at you, Baby...” Felix’s eyes looked as if they had just seen Heaven for the first time. His gaze scanned over every glorious feature of you, whether it be your glistening folds or the wetness leaking out of you. He could not explain it, but he loved the sight.
You feel your face getting hotter and your mind getting shyer. Unconsciously, you squeeze your thighs together, slightly embarrassed from being on full view to your best friend. Felix gently pries them back open, his gaze turning soft in contrast to the hunger present.
“I won’t do anything you don’t want me to do,” he reassures you, and you give him the go ahead. He moves one hand from your thigh to your pussy, toying with your clit in a teasing manner. The slightest touch from him is enough to elicit a hearty chorus of whines from your end, begging him to go inside you. Felix eventually obliges, slipping his middle and ring fingers in you with ease. The diminutive stretch is initially painful, yet an incredibly delicious feeling. Your hand immediately reaches for Felix’s thigh, clawing it unintentionally. Your eyes flutter shut as every sense of your body is overtaken with euphoria.
His fingers manage to brush ever-so-slightly near that sweet spot inside of you, while his other hand makes its way back to your clit, rubbing small circles around the bundle of sensitivity. You struggle to keep your legs held apart as Felix is completely preoccupied in your pleasure.
He pushes his fingers deeper, curling them and, without warning, brushing up against your g-spot. You gasp, automatically switching your direction of sound to high pitched whines and bucking your hips up absent-mindly. He knows the effect his movements have on you, so he sets a rhythm to his reason, skillfully thrusting and curling at a steady pace.
You shake, grasping at the slippery leather of the couch for any sort of closure. You clench around him frequently without even knowing. He leans down to your ear, his hot breath fanning over it.
“You close, Hon?” he asks, which you let out a pathetic whimper in response to. Your eyes become lustful as his lips brush over yours, quickly engulfing them in a brief yet passionate kiss. The intensity of the kiss in combination with Felix’s talented fingers is enough to make you crumble within seconds. Before you can even comprehend it, you are at your climax, your body convulsing and reacting to every stimuli around you. Felix does not stop until he has every bit of you on his fingers. He licks them clean, letting out an ‘ahh’ as if he had taken a fresh sip of water.
He leans up to admire how blown out you look. Your mouth is still somewhat coated with his cum and your pussy is glistening with your own. Nearly every bit of you is beginning to feel sore from intensity; however, Felix, as usual, does not allow time for pain.
You are quickly manhandled into a new position, a simpler one at that. You’re straddling Felix’s lap with your thighs on either side of him. He leans back slightly, his head now resting comfortable on the head of the couch. His hands find their way to your waist, bringing you impossibly closer. A new hunger had taken over Felix, the same one that had plagued you and caused this newfound experience in the first place. He was not sure if he could end the night with simply finger-fucking you. Therefore, he had a desire to bring you to one final orgasm.
A faint smirk plays on his lips as he admires how you look on top of him. With hooded eyes, you watch his every movement, his hands sliding up your waist to your clothed breasts. He fondles them generously giving one no more attention than the other. The tiny sensation alone elicits multiple whimpers and whines in every pitch and rhythm from you.
You are not sure when or even how he manages it, but Felix eventually unclips your bra, throwing it to only Heaven knows where in the room. He admires them for a brief moment before going back to kneading them gently.
He decides his hands are not enough, however; therefore, he dives in with his mouth instead, kissing down your chest all the way to the top of your stomach. His gaze on your body lingers from where he has kissed all the way down to your pussy. It’s inviting him, in a sense, to give you the proof he had claimed you needed.
“Oh, Baby,” he mutters once again, one hand slowly making its way up to your neck and squeezing gently. “You’re gorgeous. God designed you specifically for me...” he trails off, his focus turned to your body. “You alright with going further?” he asks in assurance. You let out another needy, unintelligible noise in response.
“Words, Hon. I need a ‘yes’ or a ‘no,’” he calmly states. You whimper out a breathy ‘yes’ as he nods in response. Both of you sharply inhale as Felix sinks your body softly onto his own. As if by instinct, you clutch around him tightly. God: he was huge. Of course, you already know that, but feeling it was entirely different story.
He was right: God did make you just for him. He filled you up near perfectly. He reached unimaginable places inside of you that no other man or even a puny sex toy could. His thrusts had a certain gentleness to them, causing you to bounce on top of him with every move he made. He hit your g-spot with every swift movement, aiding you in raising up and slamming back down again.
“F-faster. M-move me faster,” you spit out. Felix’s eyes widened in response. “Please. I can t-take it.” His blank expression soon morphed into the seductive smirk you were becoming familiar with.
“Awe,” he cooed. “One night and I’ve already got you so cock-drunk it’s not even funny. You’re becoming my little slut, aren’t you, Hon, wanting me just to use your body for my own?” There’s a slight giddy to his degradation, and although you know it’s just for play, you cannot help but agree. Felix tilts his head to the side slightly, and an unexpected gasp that you did not know was inside of you erupted as the boy began to rail into you, moving and bouncing you up and down at an inhumane pace. It did not take long before you were nearing a second orgasm.
His hand once again finds purchase on your neck, squeezing it a bit harder than last time. Your hands seem to forget how to function as they fall limp around Felix’s neck. Your head finds rest there as well, the overwhelming feelings mixing together as you hit the relief of release. It’s so intense, in fact, that you have not even noticed the tears welling in your eyes.
“I can’t believe you’re crying over my dick, Hon.” Felix’s tone is cheeky as he pulls slowly out of you. He manually brings himself to his second orgasm of the night, opting to cum on your stomach rather than inside of you.
“Be quiet,” you pant out. “It’s not my fault it was so...so...” words escape your mind.
“Large? I warned you!” He smirks once more, though this one was more playful than seductive. You slowly climb off of him, and there is a stutter to your walk as you try and make your way to the bathroom.
“Hon...how about I run the bath, yeah?” he chuckles, helping you upstairs.
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After a relaxing, warm bath with just the two of you, you find yourself cuddled in his embrace whilst also in his hoodie. You have decided on watching Disney movies in contrast to the intensity of Mortal Kombat. Your mind, however, is still focused on the events from earlier in the night.
“We need to do that again,” you mutter, your thoughts unintentionally becoming reality. Felix smiles down at you.
“Hmm, we can if you want to. But, I think there will be a catch this time, Hon.”
“I knew it. What is it?”
“The catch is,” he paused the movie and took a dramatic gasp, “you have to be my girlfriend.” You smiled, not exactly expecting that type of twist.
“I think I can work with that...as long as I get you for myself again.”
“Woah, woah! TMI!” he playfully yells.
“You gave it to me...finally,” you mutter in playful annoyance.
All Felix can do is sigh, un-pause the movie, and thanks Heavens he somehow got a busybody like you in his life.
Ok imagine felix taking you out to an expensive restaurant (crack)
Btw, my first long post of these things so feedback will be appreciated <33
He told you that he was just taking you for some ice cream
You dress up moderately cuz it's just ice cream
Then he drives right past the ice cream shop and you're like "dude wha-??? "
He drives a bit more and stops in front of a fancy smazy restaurant and gets you out of the car
You're all "LIX YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME LOOK AT HOW I'M DRESSED😟"
And he just gives you his blinding heart melting smile, apologizes and tells you that you look absolutely beautiful and stunning in anything
Safe to say you're all 🥺🥺 and blushing but still a little frustrated
Then you get the menus and you see the prices first obviously and-
HOW CAN ONE PLATE OF FRIES BE 200 LIKE DAMN DO THEY SPRINKLE GOLD ON IT?!?
After a bunch of complaining from you, he makes you order whatever you want and says that he wants to do this for you
And you're like "I love you sm boi but seriously wtf"
You get some noodle thing you can't pronounce but sounds fancy cuz you shouldnt really just get a burger in such a place
You get the fries cuz... Fries
Turns out that noodle thing wasn't all that great and was a little spicy but hey, the chicken in it was pretty good and you got a chance to make a bbokari joke that wasn't taken so well oops-
Then you watch (deathstare) him eat his pasta and prawn until he notices and gives you some cuz he's sweet like that
WHY IS HIS FOOD SO MUCH BETTER
His food is now yours.
You look at the deserts and there's this 70% pure chocolate cake and you decide you'll split that
It looks a lot smaller than expected *cough* that's what she said *cough*
But then you take a bite and it tastes like a cocoa bean took a shit in your mouth, in a good way..... You get it
It's so chocolatey that you feel lowkey sick
You give the rest to him and wonder how he can eat that much of it without feeling sick cuz it's THAT sweet
He takes some photos of you while you die of embarrassment cuz people are looking at you like 🫤
Then you happily take pics if him cuz he's stunning and beautiful and perfect and so freaking adorable you just wanna squish him and stuff him in your pocket like your own personal ray of sunshine and lucky charm
Then you tell him how bloated your tummy is and you don't like it 🙁
And hes all "THAT'S SO ADORABLE AND SQUISHY I LOVE IT STAWPPPP" and will later proceed to take a nap on it like it's his very own pillow
On the way back y'all keep singing(screaming) your fav songs and may have gotten too into it that it almost became a little concert
You finally get to the dorms where you'll be staying the night and you can hear the screaming and chaos from outside
You open the door and see minho chasing hyunjin with tissues in his hand again, chan with his earphones on his laptop (you swear you're gonna steal it someday), han stuffing his face with cheesecake, changbin watching some workout tips videos, seungmin just reading his book and jeongin watching a marvel movie while silently judging them all
The moment he notices you hyunjin runs and shields himself from minho behind you just in time to avoid getting his mouth stuffed
They're all like " HELLO ANYEONGHASEYEOOO" in Jackson style
Then hyunjin is "you guys went and ate at a fancy restaurant without me :((" And starts getting teary and dramatic cuz is he hyunjin if he doesn't?
And lo and behold, from your bag you pull out.....
THE NOODLES YOU DIDN'T LUV AND ABANDONED FOR LIXIE'S FOOD
Cue the praises and crying of joy from hyunnie
They all dig in and kinda like it but they all agree that it was stupidly expensive and you look at Felix like, " SEE BISH I'M RIGHT "
Channie decides to try some and becomes as red as an angry white man in the summer and runs to the kitchen to get milk (that yo daddy never came back with but dw Chris is bringing some for all of y'all)
And then all of you sit down and finish watching that movie with innie and you complete the lines with them cuz you a marvel fan✨
You say goodnight and head to bed (except channie and you are so close to dragging him by the hair and tucking him in bed agressivsely but with lob)
As expected, lixie uses ur tummy as his pillow and is out like a light
You just stare at him like "JLKFHSYFKGHDJH HE'S SO PRETTYYYY" and play with his soft beautiful hair and go to dreamy land
Tagging @sparkystraynger cuz she asked for it and has practically sold her soul by doing so *insert evil laughter*
pairing: famous billionaire that's too good to be true, owner of a very successful company!lee felix x personal assistant!reader
genre: crack, a TINY bit of romance, satire, semi-fifty shades parody (barely)
warnings: this entire fic is one whole dick joke. don't read if you're easily put-off by childish and immature dick jokes. 18+ ??????? (there's no smut though, it's just full-on crack but centered around a penis theme).
word count: 1.5k
synopsis: you find yourself working at the very famous company named "penis heart"— your first mistake? not knowing that fact.
a/n: this is a writing practice joke inspired by a very productive conversation between BS anon and i (see #ash's pp hair tag for more context— and no, not in that way). this is also a testament on how i practice writing fics in my spare time (there's so many random drabbles like this in my secret folder).
networks: @ficscafe (i'm sorry)
"mr. lee will see you now."
your heart sped up in anxiousness as you walked through the refined double doors, a well-kept concierge gently opening the door for your entry revealing a spacious office lined with floor to ceiling glass windows. a single desk perched in front of a lavish white couch occupied by none other than president of the company, lee felix, himself.
most sought out eligible bachelor, award-winning, young and established entrepreneur, lee felix, who had successfully started his own company that had amassed billions of income.
what he does? you don't know. you've actually never heard of this man until earlier today when your friend had hooked you up a job in his company. thank god for ryujin, but also, you were soon about to realize that maybe, perhaps, you should've done your due research before coming in here so you wouldn't have to go through the embarrassment of choking on your coffee when the front desk lady greeted you with "welcome to penis heart enterprise."
nonetheless, you were here for a job interview and you were too afraid to ask what the company is about and why in the world it's called like that. and also as to why the president of the company himself asked to see you personally for an entry-level job.
you see him gesture in the seat in front of him, urging you to sit so you complied, taking in his features up close. despite knowing the fact that he's a young businessman, you didn't expect for him to look this young. probably just the same age as you. he was wearing a crisp fine suit, his blonde hair styled in a formal way, making him look somewhat mature but you can see the boyish glint in his eyes, his adorable pouty lips, and the way freckles adorned his cheeks like stars. the initial nervousness you had seemed to wash away as he offered you a kind smile.
"good day, miss y/n, pleasure to meet you!"
"uh you too," you answered by instinct but immediately corrected the casual tone, "ah, i mean—it's a pleasure to meet you too, sir, i've heard great things."
"ah please, drop the formal tone. you can call me felix!"
you nodded, adhering to his words, though you did find it quite odd that you were being treated in such a manner. as if you were meeting as friends and not as future boss and employee.
"anyways, i suppose i shall start with the interview now, if you don't mind. i like to keep things casual so don't stress about it too much. why don't we start by you asking some questions for me instead?" he said, putting down your files on the coffee table.
"oh," taken aback by the unconventional interview method, you wracked your brain for vague questions but your curiosity got ahead of you. "if you don't mind me asking.... why penis heart? and what even—"
it was his turn to be taken aback by you, perhaps not expecting an applicant to not know what they're getting themselves into, "oh, i assumed you would've known."
you shook your head so he continued.
"well, we make penises." he said with a straight face that you would've assumed was a prank if not for the fact that he seemed deadly serious.
"come again?" you couldn't fully believe it but as you think back on the earlier walk towards his office, you recall the phallic and suggestive decor littered around the place, which checks out.
"penis hearts, we call em."
"so... you make... dildos." you emphasized.
"please, miss y/n, penis hearts."
"dildos."
"penis hearts."
you eyed him dubiously, "you make sex toys."
"..." he bit his lip, a bit stupored but nonetheless, replied once more, "yes."
“but not just that, we make other penis themed items too— like stationary!” he clarified.
you nodded once again. you weren't one to judge, you weren't the one swimming in money for making cocks out of eco-friendly materials (felix specified this bit clearly).
"so why is it called penis heart?"
you can tell that he was now much more delighted to answer this particular question, fully prepared to give you background story on the lore of the company, "well, you see, when i started out this company— or business idea— it wasn't supposed to be... mature. you know? like, my first product ideas weren't sex toys. it was to market phallic objects to inspire the inner child within all of us. like how even at age 32, one would still laugh at a 69 joke or draw penises on random platforms— hence, penis heart. we all have a heart for penises. but of course, we try to be inclusive here so it's not just dicks or whatnot."
"so what was your first product?"
"dick tape."
"come again?"
"you see, it's like duct tape, but dick."
curious, you were so curious. but you didn't feel like asking any further, so you didn't. at this point, you were too afraid to ask for anything more but you continued.
"then why the sex toys?"
"well, with a name like penis heart, it was inevitable to be misunderstood as a sex company so i just went with whatever the consumers demanded. the money is in the dildos."
it has been a few months since you started working for pp heart (as everyone else liked to call it) and honestly, you surprisingly enjoy it. sure, you have bad work days but that's normal. all in all, the whole workplace environment wasn't toxic and even your fellow co-workers seemed "alive" despite working a 9-5 office job. perhaps it was one of the perks of having a young boss that has an odd way of thinking. or at least, perhaps it's that "childlike" innocence that he so adhered to that spread all throughout the building. either way, you were happy to be here.
although you were hired by felix to be his assistant (his previous one got fired because she was divulging company secrets) you weren't positioned within his office. instead you were sharing a room with the other higher ups in different cells, with your own desk moreso perched outside for felix's easier access.
you've gotten to know everyone but so far, the closest one you've gotten to know is seo changbin, the head of the board of directors. an amicable, no bullshit, kinda guy who seems to have a mindset of "here for work and work only." but despite that, you can see that he does his best on whatever is tasked, no matter the ludicrousness.
you two would even share coffee breaks together, alongside felix who insists on hanging out with his employees to boost morale. you would be lying if you say it didn't work especially since the man seemed to be a walking ball of sunshine. with the way he carries himself outside his prim office, you wouldn't think that he owns a conglomerate.
today is one of those days that felix weren't joining you and changbin in the breakroom as you shared a pleasant conversation with each other.
"so.. stocks and whatnot."
"ah yes, we are talking about business numbers and product descriptions."
"yes this is how normal people talk in office jobs."
the conversation carried from productivity to simple day-to-day banter. although you've gotten close, none of you have ever really decided to take a step further into a friendlier relationship (at least promoting "work friends" to "outside of work friends") until today, that changbin had finally decided to brave that next step.
"so... y/n.."
"yeah?" you inquired, sipping on your coffee as you munched on a chocolate muffin.
"you see, i was wondering if you had anything to do today after work.. since it's friday and all."
you pondered on it for a bit, thinking whether you have anything to do but you shook your head, not recalling anything. you can see joy spread in his face as you said so.
"that's great! cuz you see, i was wondering if— oh, you have something over here—" changbin went to reach for your face but was stopped by a hand grabbing his wrist.
you both look up to see a smiling felix, though his eyes held a bit of mischief. "sorry, i wanted to see y/n in my office for a bit." he greeted, placing changbin's hand down on the table. "is that okay? am i disturbing anything."
as you started to stand up , looking curiously at felix, wondering what he needed, your peripheral caught the view of changbin sighing in disappointment as he looked away, "you're the boss." he replied with an unusual snark but felix's smile just grew wider, urging you to follow him.
he closed the door behind the two of you as you entered his office, you hear him mutter saying something about how maybe he should get your desk positioned inside his office instead.
"what was it that you needed from me?" you asked, breaking the silence.
felix just turns, his demeanor now much more serious, intimidating almost as he stepped closely in front of you, making you corner yourself on the door behind you.
he immediately reached for your face, wiping some chocolate from the corner of your lips, licking his finger clean afterwards. the sight probably making you cream your underpants in that instant.
"nothing, i just don't like anyone touching what's mine."
