I am a feminist. However I am not just your average feminist, who wishes to have equal rights among men such as being paid the same wages. No I am the modern day feminist. I normally come in the form of an uneducated teenage girl jumping on the bandwagon just so I can have an excuse to get angry at men for little things. Naturally I get my information from social media, because where else am I supposed to find reliable information? I am here to tell you why I need feminism in my simplistic world.
I need feminism because I once caught a boy in my chemistry class staring at me. That pervert was clearly undressing me with his eyes, and thinking inappropriate thoughts about me. Personally I don’t think boys like that should even be allowed in the school system.
I need feminism because a male teacher once asked if I needed help on my homework. Oh so us women are so helpless and dumb we can’t even manage to do simple math? What a sexist pig.
I need feminism because when I was on a date, my boyfriend ordered a salad for our appetizer, then told me I was beautiful. So first, I am completely incapable of ordering my own food. What’s next, are you going to make me breakfast tomorrow morning? Then he completely undermines my intelligence by only complimenting my outer beauty, how did I end up with someone so shallow? Lastly, I can’t believe he called me fat?! Even though I order the Caesar salad every time we go out to dinner, he had the guts to order it for me, as if I needed it.
What’s that you say? Well why do you need feminism?
You need feminism because men still say she was asking for it, because she was wearing a skimpy outfit. Well how does that affect me? I don’t dress provocatively.
You need feminism because woman are getting paid less than men, because we still aren’t seen as their equals in this modern society. My daddy pays for everything so I am never going to have to go into the workforce.
You need feminism because women in other countries get killed for showing more of their ankles than legally allowed to, and in some countries they get killed for just being women. Um hello? I live in America, what happens in other countries doesn’t affect me.
I mean I guess those are good reasons, but I’m here to talk about the important reasons. Such as I need feminism because paying for my meal when you take me out implies that I’m poor and can’t provide for myself, therefore I am going to be a terrible mother who will never be able to provide for her children.
I need feminism because I am the truly oppressed woman in america who is not allowed to show her shoulders in school.
I don’t need feminism because I do not understand what it is to be oppressed and I do not know what it is to have to deal with actual sexist men in today’s society.
*feminism is defined as: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.
Please remember this next time you try to claim you are a feminist.