Sinestro: Must you weigh so much, darling?
Hal: I don’t weigh that much.
Sinestro: How much?
Hal: 186 pounds. How much do YOU weigh?
Sinestro: 205 pounds. No debate. Your hasty ignorance adds extra weight to your pristine figure, darling.
Hal: Thaal…!
I’m fucking around with my figures at work again lmao









