no admittance except on wedding business ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
[LOTR characters + your wedding celebration!]
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summary: wedding day shenanigans, cuteness, mishaps and love. if you squint rly hard there's very mildly suggestive allusions and mentions of drinking.
disclaimer!! no AI in my writing, ever, it's all from the heart!
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ SAM
the date of the wedding is something that is significant to your relationship for sure, or at least close to it
it’s a medium-sized party and you really tried to instill some order by sending out invitations to specific people only! which is not to say that there’s no random attendees but oh well – it was to be expected…
he gets almost shy during the first dance because everyone is watching but his eyes are only on you; you get a kiss to the back of your hand after he spins you around. dreamy sigh. 🥰
FOR SURE Sam was the one who grew the flowers for your bouquet and it’s very significant flowers that represent specific messages
in return for his thoughtful gesture, you make sure that there are surprise fireworks at some point – he would marry you all over again this instant
you definitely have a guest book in which your friends write you lovely messages of congratulations bc they love you so much and are happy for you; but of course there is one random inappropriate doodle (some very mysterious unnamed culprits)
your wedding favors to your guests are little baby plants!!!! that will grow into something big and commemorate your special day FOREVER
some aunty very pointedly asks something along the lines of ‘babies when’ and Sam is almost ready to throw hands at his own wedding against anyone invading your privacy
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ FRODO
neither of you is sure how exactly you managed to pull it off, considering the friends you keep, but you thankfully manage to make it a very small very private affair. actually maybe even somewhere a bit outside of the Shire just in case to avoid endlessly nosey neighbors
just don’t ask how difficult it was to sneak your non-hobbit friends into this party as inconspicuously as possible
but everyone cooperates because they know it means a lot to the two of you to do it on your own terms even though many uncles will be deathly offended afterwards when the shire’s golden couple turns up at home with matching wedding bands?? and we were not invited?? well the Bagginses have always been odd anyway.
maybe you wear flower crowns 🥰
this lovely boy puts his whole heart and soul into his vows; you cry, he wipes your tears, it’s beyond sweet
when I say it was small and private it doesn’t mean boring!! it’s still beautifully decorated with a million flowers and the food and drinks are plenty and very good
the two of you feed each other cake awwwwwwwww
as the night goes on, the dancing gets wilder and the shared gossip gets juicier
however, your new husband (who is very much the nephew of one Bilbo Baggins) and you end up sneaking away and going on your honeymoon trip while the party still goes on
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ PIPPIN
an absolute rave, need I even say it
during the whole planning process, he’s certainly got some outlandish requests that you’re not really sure if they’re serious or not… “can we go down the aisle on real horses and not ponies” etc. but you do humor him as much as you can because you love him and his contagious joy
he definitely forgets to say something that he had planned to include in the vows and you laugh it off because obviously this is a wedding that includes lots of laughter
for sure a bit of cake ends up on your face or both your faces if you’re feeling mischievous 😋 EVERYONE saw that coming! well he just likes kissing you even more now mwahahaha
over the course of the night his waistcoat inexplicably vanishes never to be found again. there goes an important family item...
he wants the two of you to talk to everyone who turned up but then he decides he likes dancing with you more. preferably ON a table – it’s your party and you make the rules!
he is shameless at this point and he will sing you a song that is made just for you as you’re blushing furiously and smiling even bigger
at one point it starts raining and any logical person would move everything indoors but not you and the party just went from amazing to legendary. life is GOOD.
so you’re spinning in the rain carelessly with your favorite person and you’re in love and ecstatic and hey – where did the leftover cake disappear to?
and welcome to a very crazy family!
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ MERRY
the iconic 111th birthday party of one Bilbo Baggins looks like a snoozefest in comparison to whatever this event turns out to be
doesn’t matter who was actually invited, everyone turns up, especially the ones who know where to look for a proper party – an absolute feast, non-stop music, drinks in abundance, and a cake that is well taller than you
you know he was stressing more than he let on because he likes to plan things and the whole time he was very involved with choosing everything together with you 😘 it was very sweet
definitely the type to sneak multiple jokes into the vows. however, when he’s supposed to put the wedding band on your finger he gets unexpectedly jittery like WOAH this is for real!!
dips you as lowly as possible (showoff) to give you a kiss and you’re thissss 🤏🏼 close to just toppling over together
many speeches. many intoxicated speeches. cheers to everyone and everything! but DAMN he really likes to all but rhapsodize about you ok!!
sneaking away a hundred times for a quick makeout session behind a tree or behind the firework stash – keeping his hands off of you is not happening and you almost miss your own first dance, turning up when the song had already started, looking a bit disheveled and blushed
you cut the cake together yayyy (or maybe you just wanted to elegantly avoid allowing a semi-inebriated Merry to handle a large knife on his own. or maybe it was just cute.)
oh lord Pippin is chatting up one of your single neighbors
the party goes on until the morning but you and your menace of a husband definitely disappear again at one point and return later – what’s a proper wedding without someone starting a scandalous rumor? so of course you took it upon yourselves.
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ ARAGORN
he wanted to have it as small as possible because he’s already way too much of a public figure so you attempted to have it as your little secret
just some closest friends knew when and where, but rumors travel fast (or some halflings couldn’t keep their mouth shut if their lives depended on it)
so yes you definitely did have a small private ceremony and like, an intimate dinner with your inner circle and you really thought you had miraculously pulled it off
…until most of the kingdom finds out and they’re like NOOO because they love both of you dearly and they would like to celebrate your union, and then basically you needed to make a holiday about it and have a city-wide celebration
during which Aragorn didn’t take at least one hand off of you the whole time, but he was still mostly content – you did get married on your own terms, and he still fulfilled the good-natured wishes of his people
even though he certainly would have enjoyed prolonging the very private honeymoon just a bit…
but YAY GIANTTT CAKE for everyone
the way you were dressed and styled becomes the new fashionable look for weddings and everybody wants to try and emulate it
probably that celebration day becomes an annual thing, but thankfully it’s not your actual wedding anniversary so the two of you can still sneak away on the real day-of and do your own thing away from curious eyes
a wedding band looks GOOD. on him 😉
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ LEGOLAS
the most aesthetically pleasing awe-inspiring event that has happened in any of the elven realms in a very long time; the decorations and the food and the clothes and everything is just beyond gorgeous, there’s magic in the air
trust me Legolas was fretting about it a surprising amount, even more than you; but he wanted you to have a perfect day as much as he could personally make it happen. the venue is most certainly outside.
why do I headcanon that they have super elaborate ceremonies with tons of singing, reciting stuff, formalities, idk. like, it is an all day long thing (to elves that isn't very long after all) and sure it’s nice and important and all but what if you just want to kiss your husband?? omg and there is also probably some super intricate hair braiding that is very symbolic or something?
honestly at one point he considers just picking you up and running away but he will humor his father at least a bit and act proper and sit through the whole ordeal
some of your dearest non-elf guests almost take a nap at some point (it seems to be the damn unnamed culprits yet again...)
as soon as the obligatory part is done, he definitely sneaks you away for a smidge of alone time while the others socialize and stretch out after sitting and listening to elvish nonsense for a hundred hours
if you smear just a tiny bit of cake on his nose, the look on his face is priceless 😍
if there are any particular customs that you want to incorporate, he is thrilled!
elvish love quotes engraved in your rings… stunning 🥰
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ BOROMIR
I think we’re all well aware of the fact that this needs to be at least a 3-day holiday; as much as this man wants you all to himself selfishly and he would just run away with you, elope, then disappear on a honeymoon, he loves his home and his people and he really wants to show you off a bit
whatever wish you have in terms of flowers, food, music, it is granted by your future husband – as far as the aesthetics go, he doesn’t have many preferences except making you as happy as possible
frodo sam merry pippin flower girls?? riNG BEARERS?? 😎
he does get tearful during the vow exchange and i know what you’re gonna ask HE DOES pick you up bridal style right after and then kisses you like that!!!!!! to the absolute joy and bewilderment of everybody present
the amount of toasts and speeches that you make in honor of each other or your beloved guests should be studied; especially when you get a bit of alcohol in your system and then the contents of the speeches become very interesting (mothers cover the ears of children etc.). also Faramir definitely gives an amazing speech
this man doesn’t leave your side for a single second and he is just beaming (but also daydreaming of the honeymoon)
Legolas, unfamiliar with the concept of a bouquet toss, ends up catching it very competitively
when the guests retell those events in the future, they are mostly not even sure what happened and what was a fever dream; but it becomes one of those ‘you just had to be there’ legends
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