[The Hobbit characters + your wedding celebration]
a/n: shoutout to a big brained anon for requesting this - i had fun with it, as i haven't written these characters in a while! hope you have fun reading it and remember: reblogs+comments+nice asks feed & motivate the author 💕
summary: gn!reader, no [y/n], mentions of drinking, just silly fluff! i did the characters that inspire me so sorry if your fav's not here.
disclaimer!! no use of AI in my writing, ever.
༊ THRANDUIL
big royal wedding, a larger than life event which happens somewhere outdoors amongst the trees, beautiful and light
firstly, it is incredibly aesthetically elaborate and decorated; as well as quite ceremonial and lengthy, fitting for a very important royal couple
but most of all it is incredibly romantic, all things considered
the way he looks at you is just beyond. so much love.
his vows are very long and detailed and flowery, making you tear up, you swear you almost see a tear in his eyes too.
to say that you had the best of the best would be an understatement.
elves and highly esteemed guests come from all over.
it lasts long, both the ceremony and the party.
let me just say the drinks are STRONG AND GOOD. high chance of things getting out of hand eventually.
maybe it’s a custom or something, but you got lavished in gifts prior to the wedding.
it’s the stuff of legend all around elven kingdoms because it was such a momentous, perfect day.
he definitely toasts to you, waxing poetic, and everyone must be subjected to listening bc they don’t really have a choice mwahahah
؛༊ THORIN
dwarves take their big life events seriously.
it’s elaborate and ceremonious, quite serious during the formal portion of the event, but the party afterwards is an absolute blast.
it’s also a royal wedding which means it lasts longer than the usual ones and everything is so rich and elaborate
your ring is astonishing, as well as the finest jewelry handmade just for you and Thorin for this particular occasion.
he’s taking it so seriously and he was also very involved with the planning and fine-tuning.
the food is AWESOME and the drinks are abundant.
does he get slightly tipsy and carried away afterwards, when the most important parts are done and he can relax and enjoy the fact that you are together forever <3 maybe.
definitely holds a speech in your honor, making your face heat up profusely.
and a toast also. or multiple.
he will kiss you deeply multiple times throughout the night even though he usually keeps the PDA lowkey and is respectful but ITS HIS WEDDING HE MAKES THE RULES!
؛༊ BILBO
you know his birthday party, that iconic one? before that, there was this very special party!
the whole Hobbiton is buzzing and so many people are borderline meddlesome, and so curious about the fact that their strangest of neighbors is getting locked down 👀
Gandalf is obviously a special guest too, but alas, news of a good party travels far and wide so there’s a high chance of some dwarf friends showing up bearing finest gifts for the happy couple (and the gifts are very fine indeed, intricately crafted jewelry worth a small fortune, inspiring even more curious whispers all around)
Bilbo is STRESSING sooo much about everything, it would be endearing if he wasn’t stressing you out by proxy – he just wants you to have the most pleasant day! every now and then you need to calm him down as you get further into planning, but alas, he survives
there’s fireworks! in all your favorite colors
he stumbles over his words slightly during the ceremony but he can’t help it, he is just overcome by how much he loves you and that you’re actually getting married!
the party lasts until dawn basically; whoever survives, survives.
he’s not one for much dancing in front of hundreds of guests, but he’s obliged to take you for a spin at least a couple times (and show you off a bit, he’s allowed to be sweetly possesive).
not removing his hands off of you for a single second – you’re his now, and also stunning, and why should he not be all over you, especially on this day?
a billion kisses and maybe even a small makeout session or two when he thinks nobody’s watching (except the nosy relatives who gasp, but they won’t remember much in the morning anyway…)
؛༊ FÍLI
the most romantic little affair ever.
as much as he was pushed to make it a big royal thing, he managed, with his charming stubbornness, to talk his uncle and brother into making it at least a medium-sized event, as per your wishes and comfort.
as much as he is involved with planning the whole thing by your side, his main priority is that you get everything you want, whether it’s a flower that is completely out of season, or a cake flavoring that can be found only three kingdoms away, he will pull out all the stops to make you feel like absolute royalty. to him, it’s in a way also proving that he will be an amazing, dependable husband
before the chaos of the day, you two ditch the traditions and actually get ready for it together, and of course, wedding braids are a must.
it’s very intimate and sweet, calming both of your nerves prior to the grand event.
the only downside is that now you have to wait to extend those sweet moments into something more, but you will definitely be sneaking off here and there to indulge in each other just a bit before the end of the party.
he will not leave your side for a single second all throughout the day, he is all but glowing with pride and joy with having found his one person for life, and making it official in front of those who matter to the two of you
one of the sweetest parts of the day was when the two of you shared the first dance as a married couple – he held you as close as possible and you will never forget the shimmering look in his blue eyes
؛༊ KÍLI
well the two of you crazy kids were feeling particularly adventurous and enamored that you straight up ended up eloping – when he was in love, that was it, and waiting and organizing something for months in advance wasn’t really up his alley; as long as you wouldn’t feel like you’re missing out on something.
he writes his vows in the form of a letter to you, as do you to him, and you read them out to each other somewhere beautiful, preferably during sunset or some romantic time like that.
there are definitely some wholesome and happy tears involved, but it’s certainly the perfect occasion for those!
naturally, you put each other’s hair into intricate braids, with the utmost love and care
you know what’s amazing?? there is nobody else around which means you can kiss each other to your hearts’ content!
when you return home as a very MARRIED couple, there is definitely a bit of commotion and surprise, but also… he’s a mischievous romantic, so at least his brother wouldn’t have been all too shocked
maybe you get talked into at least hosting a big dinner for the closest family and friends
he can only avoid his uncle’s insistence so much…
but it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things – you had gotten what you’d originally wanted anyway, so you might indulge those closest to you and let them partake in celebrating your love story
this dwarf is absolutely smitten with you and it’s evident on his face 24/7, he is just so elated at the thought of spending the rest of your lives together!!
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I'm gonna use different injuries for each character for the sake of keeping things interesting. As usual reader is kept as neutral as possible. English is not my first language. Feel free to request anything else!
My masterlist.
Fili
Reader accidentally got cut, in one of the many knives / daggers this man carries around, while trying to sort his things out.
It takes him a slight bit to notice but once he does he's instantly by their side to help.
It's probably not a first for him. With how many sharp things he carries and how touchy the dwarves seem to be with eachother he's probably had someone cut themselves on one of his knives by accident (most likely Kili).
He's pretty calm while tending to the wound, joking around here and there while cleaning and patching reader up.
Kili
Reader tripped and fell face first.
He's most definitely fell face first before too. And tripped in general.
So of course he knows how to help.
He might chuckle a bit at first but after noticing that reader isn't laughing along he goes straight to helping.
Will help them up, get a cold press onto anything they might have bumped while falling and help them clean up if they fell in a particularly muddy or dusty area.
Thorin
Reader fell of their horse / pony
He knew falls like that can be nasty, so he doesn't joke around with them.
He's instantly off his pony, making his way over to them to check on them
"Come on, up you get, if you stay down you'll never get over it."
Will help them up but won't force them straight back onto their ride if they're clearly injured.
If it's bad, bad he'll help them into his own pony and let them ride with him
Thranduil:
Reader gets burnt (just normal fire not the way Thranduil got burnt)
He knows it's not the same circumstances, but he also knows reader has been alive for way less time than him. So he expects their burns to hurt maybe not as much as his own but quite close up.
He's very quick to grab everything he needs. Send patrols out to grab more herbs and medicine in case what he has on hand isn't enough.
Knows to be gentle with the burn. He might not be great at the emotion side of things but he wants to provide reader with the help he was never really able to get.
Bofur
Reader got hit in battle. Nothing too dire but enough to leave some bruises.
While he's no expert at dealing with open wounds some bruises should be easy enough to help with.
Will grab ice for the wounds and offer to double up their sleeping bags when resting for the night so it's more plush.
Would gladly offer to carry reader's pack of their bruises makes it too uncomfortable to carry.
Bilbo
Reader got stung by some plants when traveling. Nothing poisonous but enough to be itchy and sting.
While he's no botanical expert he probably had the most experience with plants out of everyone in the company so he knows how to deal with these sorts of things.
Will soak a cloth with something he cooked up that the whole company seems to doubt but no one seems to ask questions.
It does sting more at first but it does help the rash calm down very quickly.
Would definitely take this as a chance to teach reader about plants, which they should avoid, and which they should use if they happen to touch said plants in the future.
Gandalf
Little firework accident. Nothing serious, think Merry and Pippin at the beginning of FOTR.
He can't say he hadn't seen it coming. Though he had expected it from someone else, not reader.
He just takes a moment to shake his head in dissappontned while quietly chuckling under his breath before actually helping.
He starts by wiping away all the soot leftover, just in case there's actually bad injuries hidden underneath.
After not finding much but a few minor burns and scrapes he starts tending to those, using just a little bit of his magic to ensure that the treatment won't sting too much.
