#finn laidir

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Finn, not even removing the tootsie pop from his mouth, loudly humming "I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BALL," while behind him:

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My most goober Rook survived Weisshaupt last night.

For once, none of the weird shit that's been plaguing his run happened, and he made it through on his sole revive. I assume that because Neve was there he was on his best behavior.

"Okay, be so fucking cool right now, both your crushes are here, we can get through this-"

"Wait, you want me to do fucking WHAT?"

I made this guy solely because I wanted to hear Jeff's delivery as American Rook, and I spend the run laughing and feeling terrible by turns because it's so *good* and earnest and silly. He's going to break my heart into smithereens when I get to the regret prison. He's not supposed to be saving this world this guy should be at the beach.

It's just hilarious - where Boone constantly looks like he's having the time of his life even while he's dagger-dancing through all the horrors, this guy is progressively looking like he's being run through a blender.

The Laidir Spectrum I guess.

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Another time I laughed at line delivery: Taash is SO embarrassed at Rook being such a dingus about the fangscorcher fight. Picking the 100% excited option was the right move.

"You gonna be a big dumb puppy every time we hunt a dragon?"

Finn: that's my secret, Taash, I'm always a big dumb puppy.

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Sometimes Jeff's line delivery sends me into fits of giggles. Laidir absolutely just wants to be back on the beach.

The Rook meets Rook story of Ashallen dragging this man through the worst time of his life in an unusually active section of Arlathan writes itself tbh

Every time someone bitches about Arlathan I just imagine all the Veil Jumpers being like

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RIP to that one poster who was mad AF because there are feathers in Rook's wake whenever they dodge. "I'm not a crow!!!" Correct, you're not, you're a

Anyway, I spec'd Finn out of evoker and into spellblade because he was leaning so heavily on chain lightning for everything, and I'm having way more fun with it this way. There's no mage specialization for the Lords, but between Spellblade and the Mage's Gambit orb, it's like he has a little cheat code, a little trick up his sleeve. It's what I like about Veil Ranger and Saboteur.

I. Love. It. You're telling me he can dance around an enemy and send out an explosion of electrical corvids?

For the record, this man only wears his little Lords outfit for Hall fights, because he's committed to the bit. "No booty without booty," he'd say, which has definitely earned him a beer mug or seven thrown at his head, because it's a singularly stupid thing to say, however it made Isabela laugh like a 12 year old which is all he cares about.

He's just here to give the people what they want.

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Gonna be honest. IDK why many de Rivas post so much about...certain people...when you could be posting about your bitchin' battle powers. If I had the ability to knock people back with a bunch of lightning birds I would simply not shut up about it. I've been laughing every time I use the spellblade ultimate because Finn's dumbass is just like "caCAW!" in people's faces like a 12 year old right before he shatters their eardrums with a globe of electrostatic. It's incredible.

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Finn: "Wait - you know about that thing with Hollix????"

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Phone, play “Thunderstruck”