Arkham!Bane NSFW A-Z Headcanons bane is everyone's favourite guy and i won't hear otherwise. he has been on my mind so much lately i just couldn't help myself, he needed his own a-z!!💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞
A = aftercare (what are they like after sex?)
it'll be almost entirely silent since he's probably still catching his breath from the length of time he's spent working on you, but you don't need to ask for anything. he's getting up and fetching you some water, one of his shirts to sleep in if you want it, a little snack, some pain meds (trust him, you'll be thankful) and then he'll fall asleep next to you. feel free to grab his arm and pull it around you, or koala yourself to his body, he just wants to make sure you get a chance to rest comfortably after what he's just done to you
B = body part (favourite part of theirs and their partner's)
bane's favourite part of his own body is probably unsurprisingly his arms. he's been proud in the past for their strength, for the way he shaped and formed them himself through hard work. now he likes that they can be used for something other than violence, like holding you and protecting you on a partner, he is 100% an ass man. and not in the sense that he likes big butts, i mean he definitely does, but he will take any kind of ass. he just loves holding them, smacking them, eating them, having them on his face, his thighs, his chest. it's borderline obsessive
C = cum (anything to do with cum)
even post-venom addiction bane still finds that his cum has a teensy tiny little hint of glow in the dark green to it. he's a little self-conscious about that, so he'd rather cum inside of you or have you swallow, just so it's not something you might notice and freak out about. it's totally harmless though!! he's almost certain of that...
D = dirty secret (something they keep hidden)
he spent so long snuggling his teddy bears (and practising some techniques on them...) that he has developed a little bit of a desire for dollification, having his partner pretend to be his favourite stuffy, there to be used by him. he's a little embarrassed by how much time he's spent being intimate with soft toys, so he'll keep this secret as long as he can
E = experience (how experienced are they in bed)
he's been around the block a fair few times. people are drawn to him for the wrong reasons and then they stay for the right ones, so he's had his fair share of sexual encounters. that means he has developed not just one technique that serves everyone well but that he's learned how to read a person and know exactly what they want from him. and chances are, he's tried it before and he knows what he's doing
F = favourite position
he has three for his three favourite things for sex, you gotta be on top and you gotta be facing him, hips rolling, cock sliding, riding him and taking control. he's always worried he'll crush someone below his body (even if they're into that, he still gets nervous) for getting blown, it's preferable that you are on your knees in front of him. makes you look extra small and submissive. he will put pillows down though, so you're not in pain for eating ass, he needs you on a sofa or a low surface, hands and knees, ass in the air, so he can crouch behind you and just go to town
G = goofy (are they serious in the moment?)
oh he is not goofy at all. sex is romantic, light-hearted, and he's open to giggling and laughing, but he holds so much reverence for it and you. his sense of humour is often quite dry, and he is more of a smiler than a laugher, and he's no different during sex
H = hair (how well groomed are they?)
he shaves his head and his arms to prevent from being easy to grab in combat BUT the bits we don't see??? hairy as fuck. his chest has a nice triangle of thick hair in the centre, and his pubes are INSANE. they've never been trimmed, never been shaved. thick and dark. they make him look wild, bear-like. soft and fuzzy
I = intimacy (how are they during the moment romantically?)
there is no one more desperate for intimacy than bane. the romance is insane. he's never had sex, he's only ever made love. the closeness of sex isn't enough, being inside of you isn't enough. he has to hold you, feel you, your breath on his skin, your hands touching him, his hands sinking into you. he loves to love, and he loves to tell you how much you mean to him. yeah he roars when he cums, but right after that you'll be told how much he loves you
J = jack off (masturbation headcanons)
when he was younger it felt like part of his necessary maintenance, one of those things he did when he had to. it's not been a priority for him, given his preference for anything physical to have some meaning behind it, or some comfort. if he doesn't have a partner to satisfy his urges with, he'd rather go out and find a one night stand, someone to share the moment with, someone to distract him, someone to fuck his feelings into rather than suffer the loneliness that comes with cumming alone
K = kink (one or more of their kinks)
he leans HEAVY into the size kink, loves feeling like he's big and strong and could stretch or tear or break a partner but knowing he never would he likes being used, especially if it involves bondage. tie his wrists and ankles up (he'll pretend he can't break free) and then ride his cock or sit on his face and get off i'm giving him a minor foot fetish (inspired by another writer!!) and you can't stop me. it's more about body worship and appreciation for him, and massaging and relaxing. and he's definitely on the giving end of that deal but if we're talking body worship, he does like when you oil him up and rub his muscles while you tell him how pretty and strong and sexy he is and that includes his whole body, especially his armpits. tease the hair, smell his musk, bury your face in them, lick and bite and tickle GOD he's helpless when it comes to that
L = location (favourite places to do the do)
as boring as it makes him seem he is adamant that the best place to have sex is in a bed, a quiet room, privacy, security. lets him feel like he can be vulnerable, like he can focus his full attention just on you instead of worrying about being caught or interrupted. and he's happier somewhere he's familiar with, given his size. he often feels clumsy, so give him a room he knows, a bed he's been in before, and he can give it to you expertly
M = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
exhaustion. sounds counter intuitive, like it wouldn't work, but nothing gets him going more than coming home from the horrors of his 'day job' to you. a safe space, a warm bed, you in his arms. tired of horrors, of his body being brutalised, returning home is what makes him feel happy and care free enough that he can feel aroused. and if you greet him at the door in the clothes he likes to see you in, gently touching his bruises and wounds, kissing him softly? he'll tear you open right there and then without even closing the door first
N = no (something they wouldn’t do)
there's not much he wouldn't try at least once for a partner, provided there were very stringent rules and boundaries in place. the one thing he's wary of however is anything too physical where intentional pain is involved. he can do a little slapping or spanking, and he's ok with pulling hair, but those aren't things he'll do of his own volition a harder no for him is probably choking. again, he'll give it a go, but his hands are so big and he's worried he'll forget his own strength and do some unintentional permanent damage
O = oral (preference in giving or receiving & techniques)
listen if you can get your mouth around him he is more than happy for you to suck his cock. he loves the attention and the feeling of someone dedicating themselves to his pleasure. and if you can work his balls at the same time? perfection he FAR prefers giving than receiving. he is a dedicated eater and sucker. ass, pussy, cock, he'll eat any of them. he loves to express his obsession with you by doing his most. you'd think he was starving, that his life depended on it. but he'll give himself friction burns and a broken nose from pressing into you so hard
P = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?
both!! he follows a routine almost. he starts so slow, so romantic. peppering you with kisses, making sure there's not a single bit of your body that he hasn't touched with his love. but once he's inside of you and close to orgasm he gets a little bit carried away, and things get hard and rough and feral
Q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)
he can take them or leave them. he's in it for the connection, so he has a preference for a longer encounter that gives him enough time to shower you in his love and affection. if it's all he can get he'll take a quick rut, but he'd rather wait until he can treat you like you deserve
R = risk (are they game to experiment?)
oh he'll do anything once, or twice. he has some limitation and boundaries, mostly involving his own nerves about his size, but he loves someone who is down to get freaky. plus the idea that you trust him enough to try something risky with him is such a compliment, so he would be hard pressed to reject the offer
S = stamina (how many rounds? how long do they last?)
you'd be surprised by how exhausted he can get. he does put his all into the performance though, so despite his training and muscular physique, it does tire him out. he can give you a good few rounds of the good stuff, even if he can only cum once himself. you're definitely getting a bonus few orgasms to boot how long he lasts depends on one thing and one thing only: if you can be quiet, then he could go almost all night. if you moan once or say his name under your breath, it's over immediately
T = toy (do they own toys? do they use them?)
absolutely he uses toys. he has a few of his own, but he's always happy for you to introduce him to whatever tools you might be more comfortable with. in his own drawer, however, he is holding some silky bondage rope, a vibrator, and various lengths and sizes of anal beads. they're not an every time kind of thing, but he's a firm believer in a good worker relying on good tools so he's not afraid to suggest them from time to time
U = unfair (how much they like to tease)
he'll try it, there's definitely a mischievous side to him. particularly if spanish isn't your first language, he'll tease you in it as a way to encourage you to learn more. he'll say the dirtiest things imaginable, and then pretend he can't help translate it into your own language to annoy you physically, he's not much into offering something and not giving it to you straight away. why would he torment both you and himself by not just giving in to demand and doing exactly what feels good and right in the moment?
V = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
as someone who is very aware of the fact he can seem kind of overpowering or dominating in size alone, bane is very conscious of his volume. during sex he prefers to be gentle, so he whispers sweet nothings into your ears, low and breathy compliments, growls that never break the sound barrier and only soft whimpers and whines if he can't hold it all back completely. but when he cums it's a different story. unmeasurable with decibels somehow, he is loud, he is roaring, he is breaking beds, hymens and ear drums
W = wild card (a random headcanon)
ok so totally random thought here, but i think he'd enjoy being dressed up by a partner in any way. it could be something as simple as picking out a tie that matches a shirt. taking him shopping for a nice outfit. even making him put on some lingerie or a sexy costume. he is down for it, because having someone else choose what to put on him means he knows they wanted that, so he gets to feel pretty or sexy or good regardless
X = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
non-venom? it ain't long but it is WIDE. girthy as all hell. like you are not getting your mouth around it without unhinging your jaw like a fucking python. 6-7 inches long, 6-7 inches girth, closer to 8 really. it's veiny, two tone in colour, darker at the base and on his balls and lighter about half way up with a pretty uncut head. he has never thought for a second to shave, so his pubes are unruly and going a little bit grey. and his balls hang LOW, which makes for a delightful treat when they tense up and shift around with venom? the veins on that thing are ribbed for your pleasure and thicker than the average cock. if you try to fit it inside of you it could split you in two. so good luck out there, soldier. and he might as well be riding around on two space hoppers under him with his poor swollen testicles
Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive and their desire?)
bane would have you surgically attached to him if he could. when he says he yearns for you, he means it. in every way. emotionally, spiritually, but definitely physically. but his sex drive isn't as high as you'd imagine. he's actually more of a physical comfort than action kind of guy. his desires lie in closeness and satisfaction, and those can be achieved without sex necessarily
Z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he puts SO MUCH EFFORT into making sure you are satisfied and then satisfied again and then satisfied just a little bit more beyond that, so when you're a dried up husk and begging for him to stop (something you never think you'll ask him to do, but it always comes) he lets his body collapse beside you and the sleep it almost immediate. his body enters cool down mode and his mind isn't too far behind it. but not before he's made sure you're all good and that he's got his arms around you to hold you tight