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hello husband!! i hope you have a wonderful day i’ve brought you some oats and cones of snow🥺💕

H-Husband? I enjoy the sound of that.

Hello my Beloved I too hope you have a lovely day. Do you want to eat the cones of snow and oats with me? 💕

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rude! i wasnt going to eat it. i was going to return it.

Mhm sure. You’re gonna eat it. I just know it.

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Your Majesty,, I was wondering if we can get your best dad joke? Things are very... stressful lately and I am sure you must need a breather even if it's only for a few seconds. //gods i love your lambert sm,,

Dad jokes? Those are when a father tells an exceedingly terrible jest, correct? I- I'm not sure if I know any good ones. Though, I was under the belief that they were not supposed to be good, right? Is my best one supposed to be the worst? Or is my best supposed to be the best? Ah, now I've confused myself.

If I'm being honest, all the "dad jokes" I've learned, have come from other fathers in the nobility. Count Rowe was particularly fond of telling them in the middle of Court. It was quite ridiculous, and hilarious if I'm being honest. I suppose I could share the few that I actually remember;

(In a very unamused and awkward voice)

Why did the scarecrow win a prize? It was outstanding in it's field.

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Why did the invisible man turn down an offer for work? He couldn't see himself doing it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

With not much else to do, I decided to take up fencing. My neighbours tell me they will call the guards if I do not put it back.

(it is very obvious that he's probably never told a joke in his entire life)

I- I confess I find it hard to actually tell these. They are truly awful, but I tried my best. Please do not mention this to any of the other nobles, especially Count Rowe. I fear I will never hear the end of it. (Also please refrain from telling Dimitri)

#//AAAAAA THANK YOU #//this was the most hilarious answer I've written yet!!!#//I AM DYING THINKING ABOUT LAMBERT TELLING DAD JOKES OMGGGG #lambert egitte blaiddyd #fe lambert #fe3h lambert #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fireemblemassortments #//lambert being an absolute dork #//and also really awkward #//goddess if dimitri saw this #//the absolute ridiculousness #//GUYS THESE ARE THE WORST JOKES EVER I'M SORRY #//also thanks so much im glad you like himmmmmmm

Hello miss mother-in-law! How do you feel about Inigo’s dragon form inherited from his father?

“W-what do you mean by dragon form?! That sounds dangerous! Is my boy okay?! .... wait.... mother in law!? Inigo didn’t tell me he was married....”

#olivia #fireemblemassortments #shes freaking out

Heya Sylvain. I'm Felix's sister-in-law so I don't really count as family but welcome! I'm not going to threaten you like the others- don't worry. I hope you two are happy!

Hey, family is family! Doesn’t hurt that you aren’t interested in threatening me, that’s a nice touch. I’ll put everything I have into making Felix happy, and I know he’ll always be there for me. That was kinda sappy, but it’s true. We’ve got no choice but to be happy! It’s fate.