The Gang Syncs Up
Relationship: Dee & Dennis & Mac & Charlie
Rating: T
Word Count: 4.5k
Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Season 13, Canon-Typical Casual Misogyny, Canon-Typical Scheming, Manipulation, Dennis Reynolds Has An Eating Disorder, Mac McDonald Has Body Image Issues, Charlie Kelly Has Pica, And Dee Reynolds Has A Plan For Revenge, Barbara Reynolds's A+ Parenting, Crack Treated Seriously, This Is The 'Crack Treated Seriously' Show Though So.
“I hate you so fucking much,” Dee says, burying her face in her hands. “You guys are unbelievable.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Dennis says, backing away with his hands out in front of him defensively. “PMS much?”
Mac and Charlie chortle with laughter, but Dee only rolls her eyes. “Oh please, like you guys aren’t just as bad. Maybe you have PMS.”
“Nah, that’s a woman thing. Us men have complete control over our emotions,” Mac boasts, puffing out his chest, and suddenly Dee knows exactly how she’s going to spend the rest of her day. The rest of the week, even, if she plays her cards right.
Or: Fuck around, find out, assholes.
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