For the ask game, how do I find a good job with flexible hours so I can visit my family?
Getting a good job can be tricky enough, but a good job with flexible hours can be near impossible.
But I happen to know a secret.
It's risky though, so be careful.
If you can sneak into Jeff Bezos' house and into his bedroom, you will find, hidden under his pillow, the ancient rod of Bezos.
You see, "Jeff Bazos" is isn't a real person, but a mantle passed on from one person to another. But if you can steal the Bezos rod from the current Jeff Bezos, then he will have to step down and hand over the plastic mask that you're supposed to where that makes you look like Jeff Bezos.
But. If he catches you before you steal it, then it becomes a duel to the death. Whoever survives the duel becomes the new Jeff Bezos.
So, if you can become the new Jeff Bezos, you'll have plenty of money to last your entire life time. You wouldn't need to work for an employer, you could work for yourself: writing, running a farm, sculpting cats—whatever you want, and with whatever hours you want.
That way, you can visit your family whenever—your family could even live with you in your palace!
But be careful, if anyone steals the rod of Bezos from you, then you will be forced to step down, and loose all that you had claimed. Be vigilant.
Like I said, it's dangerous, and very risky. But it's been done before...
