Dec 16, 2025
this amazing post puts Noel's first stop on his call me tour at March 18, 2023, and he already sounds angry that Liam hasn't called him yet. "It's just a matter of a phone call?" "You would think, right? You would think!" He announced his divorce mid January of that year. he lasted a whole two months before he was crankily musing on French radio about why he didn't have his band back yet.
#and there's a real kaiju dimension to the calls#First March#Then a couple of months go by because he's classy like that and doesn't want to seem desperate#Then wait one month because it's actually really rude to force a man into a state of double divorce#then three in a row in June... I do not know the exact significance of this ritual or how much contact there actually was at this point but#I do believe Noel was going through it#To be fair the more he does it the more people ask him about it. However he knew that would happen#Also it's really cute to watch him cycle through different strategies#and he really does keep returning to the idea that Liam doesn't actually want to talk to him or be in a room with him.#more questions they will never answer
