Mar 15, 2023
Blue Steve: We don’t talk about Rainbow, no no no.
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Blue Steve: We don’t talk about Rainbow, no no no.
Void Steve at Colle: hey sorry your boyfriend created the Darkness and got consumed from the inside out. no yeah he really experienced a lot of pressure from being the Hero and the threat of the Demon Steves didn’t help. he lost all sense of morality as a result. sorry. i’m so sorry.
Seer: I need to dye my hair.
Seer: Or get another tattoo.
Seer: Or a new piercing.
Seer: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
(Rainbow Quest)
Void Steve: Where you people see a problem, I see an opportunity to create worse problems.
Seer: I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m never going to have a mid-life crisis because my entire life is a crisis.
(Rainbow Quest)
Rainbow Steve: Completely Giving Up. Starring: Me, Me, Me, and introducing Me.
Colle: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Void Steve: But cha didn’t!
Seer: [overlooking a river of Darkness goop]
Colle: It’s the mighty Hero!
Seer: [jumps into the river of Darkness]
Colle: nOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Seer: [crawls out of the river as Void Steve]
Colle, relieved: Oh, shoot, he’s right there!