#fish jokes

[ofishal-fish-posts]

what do you call a fish without an eye?

fsh

[softcenteregg]

keep your heart safe-

[krumpkin]

He's probably left a hacksaw in the Budgie cage as well 🤔

[deathits3lf]

I was looking up fish jokes. Because of course. And-

what do these MEAN?? they aren’t jokes they’re just WORDS . WHAT IS HAPPENING

???? THERES NO PUNCHLINE

I DONT KNOW?? YOU TELL ME??

FISH HOSPITAL? FISH HEAVEN? FISH HELL?

good on him ig. I dont. understand why this is a joke but good on him for being cautious

[pathetingrad]

[ranocccchiman]

enough about the megalodon. I propose we turn a new leaf on cryptozoology. Introducing, the mawsonia... this coelacanth now lives in the mariana’s trench (despite being native to freshwater)  also he made the bloop sound and he eats people.

[ratsbanes]

When Nene turns into a fish, what actually happens?

Like, do her cells change? Her molecules? Or does she condense herself to be smaller? Is this an alternate fish version of Nene she is borrowing the body of? Is she a nutritious snack with lots of protein? Would Tsukasa benefit eating her? CAN GHOSTS EVEN EAT?

[doodledust]

20/30

I don't think I can explain this one