Just me yapping about Lads men dynamics.
Smut headcanons ahead! Part two
SnowCrow
I think there's alot of verbal banter that's basically foreplay to them. Zayne's dry and witty humor combined with Sylus' thick skin makes for alot of "flirt fighting". Both being careful to not go too far.
Luke and Kieran think they're going to fight when Zayne calls Sylus an "embarrassing shitshow" but actually they're just gonna bone the second they get home.
Sylus will purposefully not heal himself to get Zayne to fuss over him. Also so the marks Zayne leaves won't go as fast.
Sylus would lean over the counter, covered in his own blood, trying to get Zayne to use his "doctor rizz" while the poor cardiologist is internally panicking and throwing bandages at him with the arm of a professional baseball player.
Zayne would claim that Mephisto isn't a real animal and it is illiogical to treat him like one. No, nobody caught him trying to feed it strawberries. I don't know what you're talking about.
Luke and Kieran love Zayne because he's a stable, mature, kind father figure. A rude patient flips off Zayne and the twins already know where they live.
Zayne calls Sylus to tell him to control the twins, but Sylus was already on his way to said patient's house.
Zayne is one of the few people who can make Sylus behave and it's absolutely hilarious to watch. He's yelling at Sylus to stop choking someone in the air with his evol like you'd tell a dog to spit out chocolate.
Zayne is totally jealous of Sylus' ability to attract cats.
StarFish
Rafayel loves using innuendos with Xavier but half the time Xavier doesn't get it and the other half of the time he pretends not to understand cause he likes pissing Rafayel off.
Consensual somnophilia is big with these two. Xavier finds it really hot to be woken up by his boyfriend giving him the ride of his life and Rafayel likes feeling sneaky.
Xavier is a D1 rage baiter when it comes to Rafayel
Rafayel relies on Xavier for remembering things. Rafayel is wandering around his studio looking for something when Xavier just says "It's underneath your paintbrush pile."
"Thank you!" Rafayel kisses his cheek and walks off with his newfound lavender paint. Thomas is just standing there in absolute disbelief on how he knew when Rafayel didn't even say anything.
Certified take out kings, every restaurant within a few kilometers of their homes knows them by heart.
This is because Rafayel is too busy/distracted by painting to cook and he doesn't want his studio burned down by one of Xavier's... Concoctions.
Xavier has almost drowned too many times to count by falling asleep in Rafayel's massive bathtub. No matter how much it scares Rafayel to death, Xavier never learns his lesson.
Rafayel is very close to just putting one of those toddler neck floaties on him.
Rafayel is entranced by Xavier's vivid descriptions of space and it's very clear in his art
CrowFish
It's brat x even bigger brat
They romance each other like penquins do, Sylus leaving gemstones and Rafayel leaving seashells
Sylus tries to spy on Rafayel but it's just him locked in his studio painting for 16 hours straight
Sometimes they just try to out-rich eachother for funnies
Sylus is extremely indulgent of Rafayel's whims. The fish wants to go skinny dipping at two in the morning? Sure!
Rafayel wants to go on a midnight walk for inspiration? Let Sylus get Mephisto's leash and he's ready to go!
Luke and Kieran need help burning definitely not incriminating evidence? Rafayel to the rescue!
These freaks (affectionate) really like doing it in their monster forms.
Sylus is slightly worried about how Rafayel is gonna take both of his dragon shlongs but that fish is gonna teach him not to underestimate him.
It's not just Sylus topping either >:D
Sylus' walls are covered head to toe with his boyfriend's art.
Sylus has asked Rafayel to burn him on several occasions because he's a freak.
StarSnow
Zayne's kind nature triggers Xavier's possessiveness often but Zayne is too dense to notice
Xavier's scarily slow heartbeat and other strange behaviors freak out Zayne so much at the start
It doesn't help much when Zayne discovers he's an alien, but now he's studying Xavier and asking a ton of questions
Xavier doesn't mind discussing Philos with Zayne, partly because he's very accepting and also doesn't push on sensitive topics
Xavier is very good at calming Zayne down after his nightmares
Also his evol is perfect for soothing
These two don't speak often so they've learned to communicate mostly with eye contact and body language. It's very strange to watch
They'll bond by spending hours in opposite corners of a room doing separate activities
Because of their mild-mannered personalities, you wouldn't expect how many times they do it in public
Zayne's office, the Hunters Association meeting room, an alleyway, the bathroom during Zayne's award ceremony, etc
Sometimes Xavier will force sleepy cuddle sessions when it's clear Zayne has slept about 13 hours total over the week
Zayne is slightly jealous of Xavier's ability to fall asleep anywhere
One time, Xavier fell asleep while topping Zayne and had to beg for days to get forgiveness/sex privlages back.
CrowApple
They definitely bond over a nerdy, shared love of technology
After sending Mephisto to spy on Caleb, it returns with a tiny pilot's hat strung to it's head
Their love language is stalking eachother and it's horrifying to anyone outside the relationship
Sylus really isn't fazed by Caleb's, let's be honest here, pervert behavior
He finds the colonel digging through his dirty underwear and is just like "If you wanted them so badly, you could've asked. No need to search for an hour for my laundry basket."
Once Sylus got Caleb a rare model airplane no one had heard of since the 2010s and they didn't leave the bedroom for days
To absolutely no one's surprise, these two are the freakiest couple on the list. They've done everything, everyone, everywhere at any time. Including Caleb's plane mid flight
It was NOT turbulence that day
They would burn down the world for eachother no question. If Sylus found out what EVER did to his man, he's actually killing them all no hesitation
Vice versa aswell. Some rival crime bosses will find Caleb in their walls
Sylus recommends wines for Caleb to cook with/have with the meal and it's divine.
Some of the most romantic dinners of their lives have been with Caleb's food, Sylus' booze, a smooth record playing in the background, and blood staining both of their clothes
Sylus added a vibration update to Caleb's mechanical arm for... no particular reason
Part two?














