#fishstar

[uncannyextraterrestrial]

Just me yapping about Lads men dynamics.

Smut headcanons ahead! Part two

SnowCrow

I think there's alot of verbal banter that's basically foreplay to them. Zayne's dry and witty humor combined with Sylus' thick skin makes for alot of "flirt fighting". Both being careful to not go too far.

Luke and Kieran think they're going to fight when Zayne calls Sylus an "embarrassing shitshow" but actually they're just gonna bone the second they get home.

Sylus will purposefully not heal himself to get Zayne to fuss over him. Also so the marks Zayne leaves won't go as fast.

Sylus would lean over the counter, covered in his own blood, trying to get Zayne to use his "doctor rizz" while the poor cardiologist is internally panicking and throwing bandages at him with the arm of a professional baseball player.

Zayne would claim that Mephisto isn't a real animal and it is illiogical to treat him like one. No, nobody caught him trying to feed it strawberries. I don't know what you're talking about.

Luke and Kieran love Zayne because he's a stable, mature, kind father figure. A rude patient flips off Zayne and the twins already know where they live.

Zayne calls Sylus to tell him to control the twins, but Sylus was already on his way to said patient's house.

Zayne is one of the few people who can make Sylus behave and it's absolutely hilarious to watch. He's yelling at Sylus to stop choking someone in the air with his evol like you'd tell a dog to spit out chocolate.

Zayne is totally jealous of Sylus' ability to attract cats.

StarFish

Rafayel loves using innuendos with Xavier but half the time Xavier doesn't get it and the other half of the time he pretends not to understand cause he likes pissing Rafayel off.

Consensual somnophilia is big with these two. Xavier finds it really hot to be woken up by his boyfriend giving him the ride of his life and Rafayel likes feeling sneaky.

Xavier is a D1 rage baiter when it comes to Rafayel

Rafayel relies on Xavier for remembering things. Rafayel is wandering around his studio looking for something when Xavier just says "It's underneath your paintbrush pile."

"Thank you!" Rafayel kisses his cheek and walks off with his newfound lavender paint. Thomas is just standing there in absolute disbelief on how he knew when Rafayel didn't even say anything.

Certified take out kings, every restaurant within a few kilometers of their homes knows them by heart.

This is because Rafayel is too busy/distracted by painting to cook and he doesn't want his studio burned down by one of Xavier's... Concoctions.

Xavier has almost drowned too many times to count by falling asleep in Rafayel's massive bathtub. No matter how much it scares Rafayel to death, Xavier never learns his lesson.

Rafayel is very close to just putting one of those toddler neck floaties on him.

Rafayel is entranced by Xavier's vivid descriptions of space and it's very clear in his art

CrowFish

It's brat x even bigger brat

They romance each other like penquins do, Sylus leaving gemstones and Rafayel leaving seashells

Sylus tries to spy on Rafayel but it's just him locked in his studio painting for 16 hours straight

Sometimes they just try to out-rich eachother for funnies

Sylus is extremely indulgent of Rafayel's whims. The fish wants to go skinny dipping at two in the morning? Sure!

Rafayel wants to go on a midnight walk for inspiration? Let Sylus get Mephisto's leash and he's ready to go!

Luke and Kieran need help burning definitely not incriminating evidence? Rafayel to the rescue!

These freaks (affectionate) really like doing it in their monster forms.

Sylus is slightly worried about how Rafayel is gonna take both of his dragon shlongs but that fish is gonna teach him not to underestimate him.

It's not just Sylus topping either >:D

Sylus' walls are covered head to toe with his boyfriend's art.

Sylus has asked Rafayel to burn him on several occasions because he's a freak.

StarSnow

Zayne's kind nature triggers Xavier's possessiveness often but Zayne is too dense to notice

Xavier's scarily slow heartbeat and other strange behaviors freak out Zayne so much at the start

It doesn't help much when Zayne discovers he's an alien, but now he's studying Xavier and asking a ton of questions

Xavier doesn't mind discussing Philos with Zayne, partly because he's very accepting and also doesn't push on sensitive topics

Xavier is very good at calming Zayne down after his nightmares

Also his evol is perfect for soothing

These two don't speak often so they've learned to communicate mostly with eye contact and body language. It's very strange to watch

They'll bond by spending hours in opposite corners of a room doing separate activities

Because of their mild-mannered personalities, you wouldn't expect how many times they do it in public

Zayne's office, the Hunters Association meeting room, an alleyway, the bathroom during Zayne's award ceremony, etc

Sometimes Xavier will force sleepy cuddle sessions when it's clear Zayne has slept about 13 hours total over the week

Zayne is slightly jealous of Xavier's ability to fall asleep anywhere

One time, Xavier fell asleep while topping Zayne and had to beg for days to get forgiveness/sex privlages back.

CrowApple

They definitely bond over a nerdy, shared love of technology

After sending Mephisto to spy on Caleb, it returns with a tiny pilot's hat strung to it's head

Their love language is stalking eachother and it's horrifying to anyone outside the relationship

Sylus really isn't fazed by Caleb's, let's be honest here, pervert behavior

He finds the colonel digging through his dirty underwear and is just like "If you wanted them so badly, you could've asked. No need to search for an hour for my laundry basket."

Once Sylus got Caleb a rare model airplane no one had heard of since the 2010s and they didn't leave the bedroom for days

To absolutely no one's surprise, these two are the freakiest couple on the list. They've done everything, everyone, everywhere at any time. Including Caleb's plane mid flight

It was NOT turbulence that day

They would burn down the world for eachother no question. If Sylus found out what EVER did to his man, he's actually killing them all no hesitation

Vice versa aswell. Some rival crime bosses will find Caleb in their walls

Sylus recommends wines for Caleb to cook with/have with the meal and it's divine.

Some of the most romantic dinners of their lives have been with Caleb's food, Sylus' booze, a smooth record playing in the background, and blood staining both of their clothes

Sylus added a vibration update to Caleb's mechanical arm for... no particular reason

Part two?

[shukillz]

feeling starfishy

raf is the self insert here

bonus killz (mc) doodles

[lowkeylaufeysons]

cw: 18+, mdni, pwp, pegging, soft femdom, bottom!Xavier, bottom!Rafayel, top!QueenMC, top!BrideMC, no plot.

⋆✧˚. play nice .˚✧⋆ xavier/rafayel/f!mc/f!mc

“I…am…nghh…playing nice,” Xavier says through gritted teeth as he pulls back from Rafayel’s lips with a loud pop. He’s red in the face, ears burning, as he bucks onto his Queen's strap, cock drooling onto the bed.

“Liar,” Rafayel hissed. He’s not faring any better, lips kiss bitten from Xavier’s attentions, ass so full from his Bride he’s starting to shake, “you started it!”

“Is that true Xavier?” his Queen’s voice is dripping with false saccharine. She knows the answer, judging by the way she rolls her hips forward, meeting Xavier’s ass with a loud smack, a satisfied hum leaving her at his loud open mouthed moan.

It is his fault.

But that’s beside the point.

Rafayel snickers at Xavier, smugness and self-righteousness radiating from him. The effect is almost comical given the full body flush and sweat shining on his temple. Rafayel of all people was in no position to be smug.

Xavier almost lunges at him, seeing red, except—

“Rafayel, you know better,” his Bride chastises him almost immediately, yanking at his hair for leverage to fully seat her strap into his plush ass. For the second time tonight, Xavier sees the whites of Rafayel’s eyes.

“What are you two doing? You’re supposed to be kissing and making up,” she shakes her head, the pearls in her hair catching the light to and fro. Her tone is light, as if chastising unruly children.

“Whatever will we do with you both?” they wonder out loud.

The Queen pets at Xavier’s hair, lovingly smoothing out some tangles, before reaching over him, kissing his back, leaving fire in its wake. She paws at him, silently asking for a kiss, which he eagerly obliges, happily turning back to meet her open lips.

“Do you need us to demonstrate?” she whispers dramatically.

Like dogs, Xavier and Rafayel instantly nod, wide-eyed.

She smiles, dazzling, before giving them both a kiss on the cheek, paying no mind to Xavier’s grunt as her movements press the strap further into his hole.

“Okay then.”

At the same time, they both grab the men by the back of their skulls, mashing their faces together in a farce of a kiss.

“Come on, make us believe you’ve made up to each other,” the Bride grabs Rafayel’s hips once more, fucking him in earnest again just as the Queen picks up the pace on her end.

A particularly hard thrust has Xavier scooting up the bed with a gasp, moving even closer to Rafayel. The two men look at each other, pouting ever so slightly, unwilling to be the first to give in. Rafayel looks like he’d rather be petting cats, glowering at Xavier while his Bride presses his shoulders down. The effect is diminished, mostly because he’s a little too busy arching his back, begging his Bride for more.

She clicks her tongue.

“Fine. Come here—” his face scrunches up before he finally reaches up and to meet Xavier’s lips once more. The other man pouts, just to get the last word in, before fully giving into Rafayel. The two men frantically kiss, open mouthed and sloppy, tongues everywhere, moving from lips to neck and back again.

The combined sensation of his Queen’s strap, coupled with Rafayel’s skilled kisses has Xavier humping the air, frantically seeking friction. He moans, loudly, into Rafayel’s mouth, any sense of pride swept away by want.

To an outside observer, it was an impossible scenario. The King of Darknight and the Lemurian Sea God, thoroughly under the spell of their lovers, seeking pleasure in each other while receiving it manifold from the fullness in their asses. Both men are on their knees, cheeks bouncing with each snap of the hip. With each thrust their kisses deepen, fingers entwining, holding hands while being split apart, while being taken.

Xavier noses at Rafayel's neck, pulling him, gliding his hands down Rafayel’s body, tugging and rolling at his nipples.

“Oh fuck—“ Rafayel moans, a full throated pretty sound that has Xavier wanting to hear it again. He moves his head down, right over Rafayel’s chest, mouth so close to his nipple that Rafayel can feel it touch everytime the Queen thrusts into Xavier.

The King peers up at Rafayel through his lashes, ensuring his gaze is on him before smirking and sticking his tongue out. He latches on, licking and sucking Rafayel’s nipple while working the other one between his calloused fingers. Rafayel arches with a cry, pushing his chest forward, chasing his Bride and Xavier’s attentions, rocking back and forth between them.

Several bite marks on Rafayel’s chest later and Xavier finally relents, just as his Queen starts to pinpoint the spot that makes his knees buckle.

“Nngh — please I— I need more,” Xavier whimpers, shaking his ass, finally fully casting out his pride. Rafayel can feel it in the way his shoulders relax, and how glassy the blue of Xavier’s eyes have become.

“I know, I know.” Her words are kind but her thrusts turn slow, almost fully pulling out each time before slowly pushing back in, admiring the way Xavier opens up so readily now.

The four of them are all on their knees almost upright— the two women continuing to show no mercy while their men kiss and moan and grind on each other, their torsos practically melded together. Through the haze Rafayel takes Xavier’s hand in his own, moving it over to grasp both their cocks. It was the barest, heavy handed, sloppy jerk but their eyes roll back in relief, grateful for the friction they had been missing all night. There's so much pre-cum that Xavier's palm is slick instantously.

“Yes right—unnh— Raf—“

“No.”

The command is simple, but they both freeze mid-stroke, breaths mingling harshly as they look at each other, wide-eyed. Later, they'll both come to the independent conclusion that they're nothing short of whipped.

“If you wanted that, you should’ve played nice. You both can either cum on our straps or not at all.”

“B-but— I— ohhh—” Xavier’s complaint is cut off by a twist of Rafayel’s hand. The relief is short lived though, as the Bride lands a sharp slap on the God's ass for his impudence.

“It looks like we’ll be here all night,” the Queen sighs, reaching over to tuck a piece of Xavier's hair behind his ear from where it had been plastered to his forehead. She then plants her foot onto the bed for more leverage, driving into his hole with renewed vigor. The new angle almost makes Xavier collapse in surrender, shuddering atop Rafayel’s body.

“Sorry about this one,” to Xavier’s utter mortification, she reaches over and pats his cheek, the same way an owner pets their dog, “he gets like this sometimes.”

Rafayel’s Bride giggles, just as she reaches under him to rake his firm thighs with her nails, causing him to yelp into Xavier’s shoulder. The dissonance of it all, a god writhing underneath his priestess, fills the other two with a thrum of energy despite the hour.

“Him too, I don’t know what to do with him sometimes,” she murmurs, kissing his ear before resuming her assault on Rafayel’s hole. He's starting to babble, sliding into incoherence.

“It’s like all they respond to are treats and threats."

The two women look at each other knowingly.

“Guess we’ll just have to use both til they learn their lesson.”

note: teehee i've been on a bottom!starfish kick lately and a foursome one i guess i don't know what says about me. i wrote this in an hour on my phone and to spread bottom starfish agenda. thanks for reading! reblogs, comments, likes always appreciated.

for more check out my xavtober fic-a-thon ⋆｡° or my ao3 <3

[snowingapples]

someone on twitter said that in lixli content, looking for top!rafayel is like looking for needle in a haystack, so i did my research and it's correct? i mean, excuse me, with all due respects but what the fck? you really think this man wouldn't at least try to top? while yes, the fish is a switch, he would 100% love to put caleb and sylus in their place, meaning to their knees. with zayne he wouldn't even have to try, cause he would just let him, finally not having to work for it and xavier would be like: "sure this round, but the second round you'll be begging, little fish." and that's like the whole story

[dissociativewriter]

okay okay so this is genuinely off the top of my head because im excited lol BUT i wanna do a kind of series of drabbles for li x li pairings with stories of how each pair meets

i already have snowcrow (zayne x sylus) written with “what’s in a name” lol where they basically meet through mephisto and clopidogrel at the vet

i have ideas for a few of the pairings but not all (there’s a lot guys) so i am humbly asking for ideas <3

snowcrow/zayne x sylus: done ✅

applesnow/caleb x zayne: childhood neighbors + then again in skyhaven? maybe caleb gets severely injured on a patrol while zayne is at that hospital (although i know the fleet has their own docs…) yeah idk

crowfish/rafayel x sylus: they meet at one of those weirdo dork auctions (because they’re dorks) (I love them)

snowfish/zayne x rafayel: they meet at the hospital… that one time rafayel checked himself into the highest level for a sprained ankle because he tripped on a paintbrush…

starcrow/sylus x xavier: okay so i like the vibes of them recognizing each other from philos but for actual like modern meeting… idk. maybe the meet in the n109 zone? compete for protocores or smth

starfish/rafayel x xavier: idk yet :(

starapple/caleb x xavier: hunters association and the farspace fleet have a joint summit meeting where the two meet. and oh no seems like there’s been some mixups with the hotel rooms… ;)

applefish/rafayel x caleb: done ✅

crowapple/sylus x caleb: perhaps the fleet investigates onychinus and then sylus is a little shit and flirts with caleb? and then they keep getting in each others business so they can see each other again

snowstar/zayne x xavier: zayne and xavier pass each other in linkon, zayne notices xavier is hurt/bleeding but xavier refuses help. zayne keeps pushing to help and eventually gets xavier’s stubborn ass to sit down so he can bandage him up… romance ensues <3

I don’t think I missed any pairings but lmk if I did and pls let me know if you have ideas for any of them <3 (or if you wanna be tagged for a certain pairing?)

[eolasesayelan]

Starfish Shenanigans

[abyssalaerlocke]

Tomorrow's Catch-22, but Xavier is the agent put in charge of Tamino. Rafayel living with Xavier, Xavier trying to hide the fact he's a praedator, but it's harder to hide from another praedator. Rafayel trying to coax it out of him. Hurt/comfort where they're hate fucking, but the playing rough is to hide their emotions that Xavier doesn't like the agency hurting Raf, but doesn't know how to protect him, and Rafayel is secretly scared and vulnerable, but acting aloof, until he breaks down.

Sylus who decided to check out this vet MC's been seeing, and he and Zayne develop a friends with benefits situation, because Sylus sees right through him, and how pent up he is, and he should let loose — it's good for him, and he'll be less likely to reach his breaking point and dangerously snap around MC. Sylus teaching him to ride the feralness with an edge of control, how to claim it and make it his, so he'll be less taken by surprise if it happens involuntarily. Then years later, Tartarus ends up in prison, and keeps getting summoned to the warden's office. Shockingly, he comes back alive, but looking beat up at least (because they play rough)

MC and Caleb are stalking and fucking around with each other in dangerous ways, matching each other's freak, blaming any crossed line on frenzy (and then a lot of teasing, tension you could cut with a knife, "Should we do it again? 😈" "Would you stop me if I did it without being frenzied?")

[somepinkthing]

Starfish would be so funny for a variety of reasons but a big one is how jealous xavier would get about rafayel. All his fans aside, have you read rafayel's side content?? Fish boy elicits so many oddly devotional emotions in the hearts of other men. He had a STEM major creating art out of bacteria samples for his eyes only, talking about the colors reminded me of you. Other men are looking and seeing!! Xavier would be crashing out weekly over thomas alone!!