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Sometimes in your m!preg fic, you gotta admit that the character would get a m!abortion. In Hazbin Hotel, who would those men be?
Discussion of pregnancy, abortion, (duh) and substances under the cut
Lucifer: No, he'd get too attached and he misses Charlie's baby phase.
Alastor: Absolutely, no hesitation. Completely obliterating the fetus out of existence with no remorse.
Vox: Unless it's Alastor's and he can use it as a tool to baby trap the radio demon, yes. Not only would that fuck with his alpha male image, but he's not giving birth to some square-headed baby.
Valentino: No, he's always secretly wanted a family. The baby comes out only slightly fucked up because he can't stay off drugs/alcohol for too long.
Angel Dust: Depends on if he's still under Valentino's contract because he knows the moth will use it against him. If he's escaped the contract? He's keeping it.
Husk: Yes, he hates himself too much and thinks he will be a bad father. He also doesn't want to bring a child into hell because it sucks there.
Pentious: No, he absolutely wants to be a father. He would raise it alongside the egg bois.
Baxter: Probably not, it's a free test subject that's completely defied the rules of hell, unless it starts making him dysphoric because I headcanon him as trans masc.
Adam: Absolutely, he's too filled with toxic masculinity to be carry a baby to term. At first, he would try to hide it by just pretending he was gaining weight.
Abel: No, he loves babies and is lowkey a little pro-life. He would love being a father but would be super anxious about fucking up the kid's life. Not anxious enough to get a m!abortion though.
Let me know if there's any characters I missed that we actually have enough information on them to make a headcanon.
What do we think about a Hazbin Hotel au where Adam is swapped with Lilith? Adam falls in love with Lucifer and those two get kicked out of heaven while Lilith and Eve get together?
Timeskip 10,000 years into the future, Adam is far less of an asshole thanks to Lucifer's influence and Lucifer actually rules over hell thanks to Adam's influence. Charlie is still their daughter and looks basically the same (Those Morningstar genes are STRONG) except she's a little more assertive and maybe has a brown streak in her hair or smthn.
The show goes basically the same except Adam doesn't leave and Lilith leads the exorcist army.
As much as I love radiojoy/angelicsmile (Alastor x Emily), the thought of Sera finding out and subsequently holy-light blasting Alastor out of existence makes me laugh.
Wednesday but Ajax severely misunderstands the context of "getting stoned"
Slight jokes about drugs. In this AU Tyler is just a human. This takes place during season two.
It was supposed to be a normal, relaxing day at the Weathervane. Key words, supposed to. Halfway through making some random's latte, Tyler hears the loudest shriek he's heard in years.
Going outside to find someone running for their lives on a Thursday afternoon was... an experience. Tyler squinted his eyes and realized he knew who that was.
Lanky frame, Nevermore uniform, and a constant beanie? That was Ajax. He didn't know him, but he knew of him. The second they locked eyes, the gorgon grasped his shoulders with a dead grip.
"The psycho siblings are gonna get me!"
"What are you talking about?' Tyler questioned. He had a hunch on who Ajax was referring to, but he didn't want to jump to conclusions.
Lucky for him, all his questions were answers when they both dove out of the way of a massive rock. His big brown eyes rose to find, shock of all shock (not), Pugsley Addams with the biggest shit eating grin anyone has ever seen.
"What is going on?!"
"He said he wanted to get stoned so we're simply fulfilling his wish." He tilted his head up to find Wednesday standing above them clutching an equally large rock.
"YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" He blocked his head with his arms. "Is this because of what happened with Enid? It was mutual and I said sorry!"
"No, we're bonding!" Pugsley cried joyously, pulling another miniature boulder from his bag.
