Winn schott with the worlds most awful period cramps (I’m projecting) and fitz comes over and get him all his stuff and then casually says that he didn’t get cramps before he transitioned and they are all gone… Winn commissions jemma and Lena to make a machine to transfer the pain
HAHAHAH OMG WAIT this is so me. i never got any cramps, basically ever. id get a very very minute tiny minor cramp for a minute or two about ten or so minutes before i actually started bleeding, and that was it until the next month.
until i started testosterone.
AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE IBUPROFEN AND LIKE. USE A HEAT PACK AND STUFF. FOR LIKE TWO OR THREE DAYS. EVEN WHEN IM NOT EVEN BLEEDING THAT MUCH. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. and im being dramatic here because i know there's plenty of people who have it way worse than me, but when you go from no pain to pain relatively fast it shocks your freaking system okay
taking T stopped fitzs periods completely. it slowed winns a considerable amount, but every 6 months or so he'll have a breakthrough period and he's pissed about it.
"nah, i never really got any cramps," is decidedly the absolute worst possible thing fitz could have said while winn is curled up on the couch around a hot water bottle and snacking on pain pills. he grits his teeth, says nothing, and immediately orders one of those period pain simulators for next day delivery
there is a lot of swearing in the fitzschott household the next day. a neighbour complains.
he tells lena about it. doesn't even need to elaborate any further before she's drawing up the blueprints, free of charge.
also you unfollowed me again
