Mar 15, 2025
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contemplating whether i should try to go to sleep now or wait a couple of hours. hbu?
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Wyd
contemplating whether i should try to go to sleep now or wait a couple of hours. hbu?
Oh my god. It would be a crime if eventually I didn't do a sorta storytime or something about me (a five fictive) and our experience with elves, how our system was an elf for a job for a while and had beef with one of the santas that looked exactly like the ones in season 4. The experience i had when the guy with 2 guns in a santa uniform charged us on screen and me and my partner system unanimously turned and said "oh my god, it's Santa A!!!"
trans five headcanons because im trans and that means he is too
the apocalypse was absolute hell, but not just because he was alone, but because he was unable to get surgery. he lived for 45 years in the wrong body, resulting in many broken ribs from binder overuse and breathing problems
managed to convince the handler to allow him time off to get surgery and heal. yay!
but then got sent back to 2019 in his teenage body and the trauma of being stuck in the wrong body all came flooding back
either wears a sports bra or binder, really depends if he’s willing to break a rib or not
came out when he was 12 and has been on t since. used klaus as his “guardian” to get permission to continue with his hrt after being sent back to 2019
“im going through puberty twice!” was a joke cus he’s really going through it for the third time
the itching from the paradox psychosis was so intense because of his binder
luther: five! why are you so itchy?? is it the paradox psychosis again?
five: no this goddamn binder is killing me
oh and the symptoms from the paradox psychosis was just worse in general because of hormonal reasons. he’s stuck in his body before transitioning after all.
sees luther’s huge man tits and suddenly feels more comfortable about his binder not being completely flat
stopped packing regularly after it fell out during a fight. having his dick fall off in the middle of action was NOT ideal for him or his reputation
being purposely misgendered results in him getting a little… hostile
had a bad dysphoria day once and repeatedly teleported into a hospital begging for surgery. unsurprisingly, they declined every time
when he’s not wearing his signature schoolboy outfit, he’s in loose clothing and especially baggy hoodies
draws a fake beard on himself in front of the mirror and screams at anyone who tries to enter the bathroom
Hey here's a thought: thanks to being snapped back in time and back into a 13 year old body, there is now a significant enough age gap that Five is likely to outlive all his siblings again.
day out
Hi……,
hi
Help
STAY ALIVE IN CASE THEY FULLY MAKE IT HAPPEN IN SOME FUTURE SERIES
can i please request this gif of pond the 5th one with just the o-o for reaction purposes please im begging his face is SO FUNNY (also thank you for all the project jasper gifmaking - youre the best) https://www.tumblr.com/projectjasper/772416101062787073?source=share
KFDJGKDFJGKFJGKJDFJ sure
and yay! of course! 🫶 i do be acting like being a fan of jasp·er / pond is my full-time job, so can't stop won't stop 🫡