#flash comics

[sharksandjays]

Bart also says FUCK ICE!!!!

[lost-my-gender-in-the-war]

I love how horrifying it must be to be a speedster

No other superhero really shows the body horror and cosmic horror the same way speedsters do

Also, other heroes don’t seem to notice how serious it is, because these are the silly “my power is run fast” guys

[greenheroes]

This cover to Absolute Flash is sick asf

[peculiardiction]

I laughed when I saw this prompt- Bart in a box for @arcaneprism ! Thank you for your donation, enjoy shaking him 🫶

[livsoulsecrets]

Absolute Flash #3

Sometimes a family is just a 15 year old traumatized speedster and an equally traumatized telepathic monkey

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

*holding Barry Allen by the shoulders* Barry these men want to fuck you. These men could not be being any more clear about how much they want to fuck you.

[ledesaid]

Recipe #4 – Two Pies and some nuts

Marvel: Does anyone want a pie?

Flash running in from the farthest part of the watchtower.

Marvel: Does anyone else want a pie?

Flash comes again.

Marvel: I caught the doppelgänger!

All the League members gather around Marvel and one Flash trapped in a magical bubble.

Hal: How did you know which one was the real Flash?

Marvel: Our Barry is allergic to magical nuts! Taking advantage of the fact that I had a coupon for two Costco pies and some magical nuts from my last batch of cookies, it was a piece of cake to set a trap for the Roadrunner.

Some laughed, but Hal and Batman did not.

Hal: Cap... where is our Barry?

Marvel: In the infirmary. He’ll wake up when the magical anaphylactic shock wears off in six to seven weeks... or days. Yes, let’s hope for seven days!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | u are here | Part 5

[orion-nottson]

quite literally this has happened multiple times in canon