#flatasswin

[momtaku]

Hi! IK this might sound weird, but do you happen to have a link to the "Erwin's ass is flat" discussion? I've tried searching your blog, because every time I remember that Erwin ass discourse exists I find a reason to live, but Tumblr's search is bad, and Google just turned up, uh. Unmentionable material xD

I’m pretty sure that somewhere an angel loses its wings every time flatasswin brought up in conversation. Or at least members of the eruri community lose a bit more of their sanity. But I am DELIGHTED to share the conversation yet again. My tags are chairkun, which started the conversation, and flatasswin which celebrates Erwin’s awful posterior. @vairre was the enabler of all this nonsense, so there are probably gems on her blog as well. 

I shudder to think what your google search turned up, but hopefully perusing the flat ass discourse will help heal some of that <3

[lostcauses-noregrets]

Does that look like a flat ass to you?  Does it?  

No.  Exactly.

[vairre]

Who would win in a fight on naked chests in pudding?

http://www.strawpoll.me/16101505 

[momtaku]

The gear under erwins ass is giving him cake. saying erwin has a flatass implies he has an ass. He has none. Hed be one of those instagram thotties who put their ass on the counter to give it volume

I completely agree! Thank you so much for sharing this reasonable and intelligent explanation for that panel

I’m sure most members of the Fullasswin Community are just having fun and don’t truly believe the manga supports their fantasies. A single manga panel at such an awkward (yet flattering!) angle by no means undoes the reality of chapter 57 and those that exist elsewhere.

The sad truth is that no matter how much the Fullasswin community would like to believe otherwise, Erwin has no ass. 

I should also add that while the merchandising teams have gone to great (ahem) lengths to accurately portray other parts of Erwin’s anatomy, his ass, while having some shape, is actually quite flat.

The only thing flatter is Levis.

Thanks for the ask! 

[lostcauses-noregrets]

civil war; Erwin's ass

This is it.  This is how the Eruri fandom ends.  Fighting over the exact curvature of Erwin’s ass. RIP. 

[lostcauses-noregrets]

Damn this bitch has an ass thicker than Laura Croft

Damn right Anon.  How could a man with such magnificent thighs possibly have a flat ass?  

[momtaku]

I swear to God this series HATES horses!! First Annie kicked a horse way back in Female Titan and Zekes introduction includes a baseball lesson featuring a horse!! But this latest chapter shows that the true victims were not Levi, not Hanji, but the poor horses caught in the explosion :( Jeans family needs a break!

Isayama’s crimes against horses is pretty well documented at this point. One of my friends even wrote detailed meta about the injuries Erwin’s horse sustained during the suicide ride. It’s pretty grim. I haven’t seen them post anything about this most recent atrocity but I’m sure she feels as I do that someone needs to put the poor creatures out of their misery :(

On a lighter note, during the flatasswin conversation it became evident that Isayama can’t draw butts unless they are attached to a titan or a horse. The cover if volume 20 gave us full color proof of that.

So maybe that’s why he’s cruel to horses. Maybe his inability to draw a decent human butt fuels his rage.  Or, maybe Isayama isn’t drawing the glorious round horse butts at all! Maybe he sucks at drawing horses and needs an assistant to help. In that case Isayama trolls the assistant by making him draw as much suffering as he can.

[momtaku]

The reason why Levi was always sitting on a chair in those illustrations is because he will need one in the future maybe ?

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Uh, @vairre I think we need to rework our chair-kun theories