#floaf

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i recently realized i'd somehow never drawn Floaf before, my clan's local swamp cryptid who might just be an old, mangy, and particularly elusive tundra...no one has been able to fully confirm Floaf's existence yet. but if you hear sounds like a big trunk honking in the swamp it's said to be this guy!

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my collection of murk dragons! i have 11 which is just the perfectly inconvenient amount for a post sfasd

Malbraith - Murk Skink Cinnyris - Murk Glimmer (my first ever murk c: ) Jordis - Murk Stitched Sorl  - Murk Slime Psoron - Murk Daub Floaf - Murk Thylacine Hokkori - Murk Marbled Pfefferminze - Murk Keel Reuben - Murk Rosette, Murk Smirch Muddy - Murk Clown Murmillo - Murk Bar

i need a murk jaguar tbh..some day

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Tundra share time!! I didn’t wanna leave out any of my several dozen tundras so..have all 51 >:D

and some faves up close too! they are:

Tarragon and Moraine Sugarpaws, Dare, Glacier Donnan, Floaf, and Mishmash!

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murk dragons c:

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so...plague dragons huh

(there is one imposter among us)

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Floaf is 1000% the most kissable love me a man that sounds like a semi and lives in a swamp top teir spouse material right there babey

OH yes. kissing cryptids is EXTREMELY valid and i applaud your bold choice. they would be an amazing spouse.

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Please point me in the direction of this honking tundra.

That’d be Floaf! Floaf is the local swamp cryptid. They have a very disputed existence. Dragons that live in the swamp claim to occasionally hear them honking in the middle of the night but sightings are rare and inconclusive.............................

thank you for the ask!

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57 and 71

57. Which dragon is the most physically fit? Which is the least?

Oh man I have so many dragons, trying to choose just one for each is not easy. Let’s see…

I think Cherrytide would be my most physically fit! She’s young, hardy and hearty, easily the strongest dragon in the lair (though being a Guardian certainly helps with that haha) and she takes her workout regime and training very seriously! She’s very muscular and has a healthy appetite too. She’s definitely a dragon you can count on for any athletic feat! Except maybe more agility-based things, she’s very bulky haha… I do also wanna give a shoutout to my mirror Ingot (who is the one training Cherry!) Ingot’s a strong contender of the title too, but she’s fast approaching middle-aged and while she’s still easily one of the strongest and fastest dragons in my lair, Cherry gets the edge by being in her prime.

As for least physically fit? That’s definitely tougher competition in Florabrisa tbh dasdsdf there’s like…only 5 dragons here who regularly use the gym haha.

I was swimming with options but I’ve ultimately settled on Ardest! He doesn’t have an athletic bone (muscle?) in his body. Despite being a mirror, he’s a worse hunter than the average tundra….. His parents weren’t very approving of him, so he’s spent most of his teenage years on the street, very much a starving artist. (He definitely prioritized art supplies over food. If he couldn’t make art, he’d have even less of a chance of being able to purchase food so…) Of course, food deprivation would not have helped his body or musculature any :c But now that he’s in Florabrisa, he is doing much better foodwise! His fitness will probably never quite recover though daadfg

Funnily enough, his boyfriend Keiji is another contender for the least fit title haha… Keiji’s always been a rather sedentary boy, preferring reading books in bed over roughhousing with the other kids. And he’s very heavy so I imagine give his total lack of athletic enthusiasm, he tires pretty quickly…still better than Ardest though. (of course both boyfriends probably are quite happy that the other isn’t athletically inclined at all haha. who needs sportz anyway) And another contender is Marglobe, another malnourished mirror. Given he almost exclusively eats tomatoes, he’s certainly worse than Ardest in that department, but he is a farmer so the vigorous work that would require gave him a slight edge too. (and his husband Cinnyris is doing what he can to make sure Marglobe is getting as much nutrition as possible at least sadsaf)

71. Who’s the weirdest dragon in your clan? Why are they weird?

Oh man, has my lair got some weirdos… Marglobe mentioned above could certainly count. But let’s see.

There’s Floaf! It’s..debatable if they’re actually a part of Florabrisa, they seem to have existed in the general area longer than the clan’s been around. They’re the local swamp cryptid and they only make honking noises. They’re incredibly illusive, having only been recently found (and even then a lot of the lair hasn't been able to actually find them despite the insistence of some dragons that they totally exist sdadff) No one really knows what their deal is, but from what limited interactions there’s been, they seem friendly enough!

As for other contenders, so many of my coatls could count… I have at least 3 who outright refuse to eat fish haha. Ricotta probably is the weirdest of them being an alleged goddess obsessed with pasta who often talks and walks in an bombastic manner, befitting a goddess such as herself.)

thank you for the ask!!