jeal·ous·y (noun) • a sentiment which is born in love and which is produced by the fear that the loved person prefers someone else
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from the jealous…
“who was that?”
“just a friend, huh?”
“they don’t look at you like a friend.”
“i’m not jealous, i’m curious.
“so what if i’m jealous?”
“and just where do you think you’re going? let me guess… somewhere with x?”
“you spend more time with them than with me.”
“you two are so close, it’s adorable.” [sarcasm]
“you always seem happier with them than with me.”
“hope you two have a blast. go see a movie, grab a beer, maybe sneak a make-out session in between…” [sarcasm]
“what’re they doing texting you this late?”
“do they even know about me?”
“i’m not overbearing.”
“i thought you loved me.”
“i’m not the only one, am i?”
…to the victim
“it’s just a friend.“
“what? i’m not allowed to have friends?”
“do you trust me?”
“are you jealous?”
“you’re overthinking, love.”
“you don’t need to know where i am 24/7.”
“i’m just going shopping.”
“yeah, we are close. they’re my best friend.”
“was that sarcasm?”
“c’mon babe, you know it’s not like that—”
“of course they know about you!”
“are you really this insecure?”
“you’re kind of overbearing.”
“i do love you.”
“you’re the only one.”
DAMN IT! i’m behind schedule again! sorry bout that! i spent too long trying to make this post aesthetic. by the time i finished it was already a quarter to noon. i seriously need to start scheduling these posts…
friends to lovers (trope) • realizing that the person you love most is the one that knows you best
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written:
person A and person B are having a sleepover… but there’s only one bed. so they sleep together. maybe some totally platonic cuddling will ensue?
unrealistic but still adorable. A does/says something that completely overjoys B. while celebrating, B kisses A as a small reward for what they did/said.
the classic “A and B are jokingly over exaggerating romantic actions towards one another” but somewhere down the line… it stops being a joke.
A is going through a break up and B is by their side to comfort them. B tells them they deserve better and then. fucking. kisses them.
A had a crush on B before they became friends. now they’re best friends and… nothing changed.
A tells B that they love them, but B just stands there in… confusion? after a few awkward seconds go by, A tells B that they were just joking, and that they meant it in a platonic way. plot twist that everyone expected: A, in fact, was not joking and did not mean it in a platonic way.
A and B are convinced that they’re nothing more than friends, but their other friends keep calling them out on some of their not-so-platonic gestures. (ex. getting jealous easily, daydreaming about them, maybe… kissing them?)
*inhale* INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS UNTIL DAWN UNREASONABLY FUCK ME UP
A TRYING TO HATE B SO A CAN TRY (and miserably fail) TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THAT THEY AREN’T IN LOVE WITH B BUT B COULD NEVER HATE THEM AAA
A KISSING B AND EXPECTING THEM TO ABSOLUTELY MURDER THEM FOR DOING THAT BUT INSTEAD B KISSES THEM BACK HOLY FUUUUCK *exhale*
dialogue:
“so many dumbasses in the world but i met you, the dumbest one of them all.” “aw, thank you!”
“i could never hate you.”
“you’re my super best friend.”
“you mean a lot to me.”
“you deserve the best.”
“god you’re amazing.”
“i’m so happy i could kiss you!”
“i don’t want you to die until i do.”
“could you imagine us together?”
“i don’t like you, okay? i like like you.”
this is the last time i’m posting late, i promise. a family member passed today, and it shook up my whole routine. but tomorrow’s post will be right on time! oh, and thank you anon!! i absolutely LOVED doing these!
A fell asleep on public transport. B is sitting right next to them, and as they see the next stop coming up, they wake A up to ask if it’s their stop. (bonus points if B caught glimpses of them while they slept, adoring how peaceful they looked!)
A lost something in public and is freaking out. that is, until B found what A was looking for, and asks if it’s theirs.
it’s raining/snowing and B noticed A is without proper clothing/equipment, like an umbrella or a jacket. so what does B do? they ask if A wants their only jacket/asks A if they want to share an umbrella.
A and B get paired up for a boring project, but together they make it fun!
the classic “the parents dragged A and B to a boring party and they become friends.”
B gets something tasty looking from a restaurant/cafe/etc. and, despite A being shy or nervous, they ask what it is.
A wants the last of something (ex. a donut or bag) but they and B grab it simultaneously. now they stare at each other for a little too long before B frantically says, “you can have it!” and then they go back and forth insisting the other can have it. (bonus points if their hands touch!)
A and B are sitting next to each other on a long flight. despite them going to the same place, it’s for completely different reasons. A is going for a funeral, and B is going for a friend’s wedding. out of nowhere, A starts crying, and though it’s hardly audible, B notices and starts comforting A immediately. by the end of the flight, they both have each other’s numbers!
no one said these had to be realistic, right? perfect. A is out in public and sees a familiar figure. the thing is, A is mistaking B, a stranger A has never saw until now, for their best friend. A quickens their walking to catch up with their “best friend.” when they eventually do, they scare them from the back, but when B turns around, A’s smile falls. A expects B to get reasonably upset, but instead, B laughs. a strong friendship (maybe even a romantic relationship?) ensues.
again, might be unrealistic yet adorable! A finds a cat/dog on the street, but they don’t have a collar, so A starts treating them as their own. that is until B starts knocking on people’s doors, describing the pet and asking if anyone has seen them. when B gets to A’s door, A immediately knows they have that exact pet. depending on who you portray A to be, they may consider lying and saying they don’t have it, but in the end, they end up giving the pet back. the pet, however, is very attached to A, and tries to stay. B notices this and tells A that they can keep the pet, just as long as they stay in contact so B can visit it whenever! a strong relationship between A and B ensues :)
anagapesis (n) • no longer feeling any affection for someone you once loved
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getting older
“i wish someone had told me i’d be doin’ this by myself.”
“last week i realized i crave pity.”
“i’m happier than ever.”
i didn’t change my number
“i didn’t change my number, i only changed who i reply to.”
“i’m out of sympathy for you.”
“looks can be deceivin’.”
billie bossa nova
“it’s hard to stop it once it starts.”
“i’m not sentimental.”
“there’s somethin’ ‘bout the way you look tonight.”
my future
“i can’t seem to focus.”
“just wanna get to know myself.”
“but aren’t i someone?”
oxytocin
“what would people say?”
“other people don’t obey.”
“you and me are both the same.”
goldwing
“don’t tell anyone what you are.”
“you’re sacred and they’re starved.”
“they’re gonna tell you what you wanna hear, then they’re gonna disappear.”
lost cause
“you ain’t nothin’ but a lost cause.”
“someone like you would always be so easy to find.”
“thought you would’ve grown eventually but you proved me wrong.”
halley’s comet
“but in my dreams, i seem to be more honest… and i must admit, you’ve been in a few.”
“halley’s comet comes around more than i do.”
“i think i might have fallen in love. what am i to do?”
not my responsibility
“do you know me? really know me?”
“would you like me to be quiet?”
“is my value based only on your perception? or is your opinion of me not my responsibility?”
overheated
“i don’t really even know how it happened.”
“i kinda don’t care.”
“you wanna kill me?/you wanna hurt me?”
everybody dies
“i just wonder why you’d wanna stay.”
“it’s just a lot to think about.”
“it’s okay to cry.”
your power
“if you could take it all back, would you?”
“i thought that i was special.”
“you were the devil.”
nda
“you can’t give me up.”
“did i take it too far?”
“think i took it too far when i sold you my heart.”
therefore i am
“i’m not your friend.”
“stop. what the hell are you talking about?”
“i’m sorry, i don’t think i caught your name.”
happier than ever
“when i’m away from you, i’m happier than ever.”
“you ruined everything good.”
“fuck you.”
male fantasy
“i loved you then and i love you now.”
“just pretending to be alright, convince myself i hate you.”
“i know i should, but i could never hate you.”
i have 2 requests. one in my drafts, one is still in my inbox. once those two are done, i am fully back. no more hiatuses, no more semi-hiatuses, just back to my regular schedule at last!
