#flute meme

[shostakovichs-ass]

[sarahtheflutist]

2, 5, 7 and 13 :) 🎵🎶🎵

Thanks Nonny!

2: Is your head joint American or French style cut?  (Square or round)

It looks...round?

5: What is your favourite unusual flute piece and why?

What’s unusual?  Lizzo with flute hiphop?  Ian Anderson with prog folk rock?

7: What is the make of flute that you have?

Armstrong 55, sterling silver

13: Where do you want to take your flute playing?

That’s... a question.  Right now, I’m working on getting back into shape and regaining the standard set in uni.  Hopefully one day I’ll find a place to actually play with other people, at least with a pianist, on a regular basis.

Taken from this ask meme!

[literallysomebandfucker]

VIBE CHECK

bashes you on the head with my flute

[bass-clarinets-arent-real]

i have formed a meme stash and i have made at least five memes and im HAPPY about it

i dont like the font, but i can change that later,, 

anyways have one piccolo meme

[its-real]

I’m not an adrenaline junkie unless you count playing the flute really fast and really loud for kicks instead of trying to actually learn my part properly.

[frowothiye-blog]

sorry for the watermark bois, i had to do it

[dwight-you-ignorent-slut]

[flute-by-the-foot-blog]

Things you can do with your flute

Poke people who are really far away

Twirl it around like one of those marching stick flag things

Create awful high pitched screeching noises oh wait that’s the piccolo nevermind

Be constantly out of tune

Use it as a fidget toy trying to get it back in tune

Use it like a baseball bat except for people’s heads

Annoy the rest of your flute section by chewing gUM WHILE YOU FUCKING PLAY

Become the conductor except instead of a conductor wand you have a flute