To celebrate over 200 followers I present you
The slightly traumatic and crazy stories of foxxy shifting
Can y’all tell what Dr I practically live in
(I don’t shift here anymore cause it was so bad)
-In my hogwarts Dr, Hormine is an utter pick me and a bitch to me. During my time there I actually got really close to harry and we would hang out a lot, herminie hated that. Like girl thats not even your man what are you on about??
-She would often insult me and legit called me a mutt because of my parents. She would always try to get Harry’s and Ron’s attention and it was so annoying. It was so weird cause I love her character in the movies and books, but not in my Dr
-Quidditch is so freaking dangerous, like if you are gonna be playing that script a whole bunch of safety. Some kid almost cracked his skull open from one of the balls. I do not know why they are letting children play this sport
-Two of the teachers were caught having s3x by a student. Ya the kid walked in on them doing it in a classroom😭
-On that note people did also try to have s3x with their wands, it did not go well as you can assume.
-Hufflepuff had some chill people fr, and by that I mean they were high. Ya you can’t have plant people all together and not expect them to get high. At least it didn’t stink.
-When I was with the averngers in the lobby hanging out I mentioned I was pagan. Loki then pointed to his feet and expected me to pray in front of him. I stared at home for a moment then said “no, Greek gods” Thor almost pissed himself from laughing so hard.
-In my first ever Mha Dr the league had kidnapped mineta and kirishima. Everything was going fine until mineta grabbed my ass when he slipped out of the ropes. I didn’t even get to turn around fully to look before Dabi burnt him to a pile of ash🫥 ever since then he has not existed in any of my Mha drs, per dabis say so. (Kirishima was fine don’t worry he didn’t see what happen)
-When I first brought Dabi to America to meet my family I told them he only speaks Japanese since his English wasn’t too good. My parents don’t speak Japanese so I just translated. This resulted in two things happening:
-My parents whispering to each other in the kitchen about how Dabi was a villain and they thought I had no clue he was a villain, while Dabi was sitting at the table so he heard everything.
-And two, Dabi talking to me in Japanese about not appropriate things right in front of my parents. Do you know how hard it was to make something up about what he said as he’s looking at your parents as if he didn’t just say that.
-Most of the league doesn’t know English, so I taught them some phrases to say so the hero’s won’t know what we are talking about. Spinner was on watch duty and I told him a bunch of swear words meant that the hero’s were approaching. So the entire time all I could hear from spinner was “Cunt!! Damn Shit!!”
-After Overhaul lost his arms and went to jail, I used to go there and mock him. I hate his guts for what he did to eri so I would eat in front of him or type and not say crap to him. He would be seething 😭 (it wasn’t just me that did it apparently Aziawa and some of the students did it too)
-I can heal myself with my quirk? Hard to explain but I basically can accelerate the healing process. So with this knowledge I wanted to see if shigaraki quirk hurt. Nobody was on board with this plan at all but I insisted it’s fine. So we are both sitting at the bar with everyone around us, dabis got a grip on shigaraki shirt cause he did hurt me Dabi was gonna kill shiggy. Shigaraki the used his quirk on my arm and holly hell it burns so bad. I was fine and healed within like three minutes but it legit felt like my skin was tearing apart. Dabi did punch shigaraki in the face.
- In my first Mha Dr Dabi and one other villain went to prison, inside job to get info, but i waited to break them out till after their mug shots were on their printed and I framed dabis mug shot 😭 he was so handsome in it, one of my favorite pictures of him fr.
- Also in my first Mha Dr, after the war and Dabi was burned. He wasn’t burned as badly, but I cried when one of his nipples got burned off. Full on devastation and I used a lot of my quirk to try and heal him
- When I got pregnant with my first rei asked if it was actually dabis…
-I was once cleaning out some old animatronics for parts and inside the stomach of the animatronic…was a nest of spiders.
-Sodaroni tastes like if McDonald’s sprite and Dr Pepper had a baby