A/N: OMG, some of these include some dirty humor, or whatever you want to call it, so enjoy, I guess. Hahaha. I didn’t even realize how much there is of it. Sorry, or not sorry, hahaha.
He would always, always insist on picking you up from wherever you needed, especially from parties if it was late at night. I can see it going down two ways: sometimes he would very smugly pull up in his car with the windows down, wiggling his eyebrows and whistling at you to get in the car, “your ride: coming in hot.” He knows he’s attractive, he’ll take advantage of it every second of every day, no matter the situation. SMH. He’d then hold the door open for you from the inside and help you in by grabbing your hand and pulling you in, giving you a nice, slow, little smooch once you’ve settled in and quietly asking against your lips if you’re okay, and if you had a fun night. Or sometimes when he feels more needy towards you, he would hop out of the car to greet you more physically, feeling the need to get his arms around you greedily, because sometimes even a few hours apart is unbearable for him. He would not fret to fondle your body either there in the driveway, whether someone sees or not; he doesn’t care, he’s not waiting until you get home to show you some lovey-dovey if he feels like it. He’d ask if you’re finally ready to go home with him, and you nod furiously, because the thought of getting home and doing your nightly routine with him has never sounded so good. Anyways, no matter what, when you get in the car you would always immediately see that he has spread out his hoodie on the passenger seat for you to put on, in case you feel a little cold, or if you just want to snuggle with it and doze off while he drives you two home, if you were feeling exceptionally tired. Sometimes he has some water and food waiting for you in the car too, and he would even keep face wipes in the car as well at all times, in case you ever feel like freshening up or maybe removing some makeup, especially on nights like these. So, a full care package, technically. Curated with love. If you actually happen to be so tired that you keep falling asleep in the passenger seat, he’ll keep one hand on the headrest of your seat, so you can lean on his arm and therefore you get have him close to you even when he is driving. And he gets to make sure you’re comfortable. 10/10 experience. So, every time you’re going out for the night, you can always count on the thought of him coming to pick you up and it’s just a really nice thing you always look forward to. Sometimes it even makes you leave earlier than you intended to. But, who can blame you? You live for those little moments you have in the car, or outside of it, before he takes you home.
It would take a lot for him to try and stay focused on streaming whenever you’re around in the house. He’s taking ‘bathroom breaks’ every 20 minutes from the stream and, no, he’s not even going near the bathroom on those breaks, but instead he’ll find you and dump his daily dose of love and affection on you, acting like he has all the time in the world to do it. You would go for a lie-down on the couch and know he’s in the middle of a stream when you see the door to his room is closed and you can faintly hear him continuously talk about nothing in particular, and all of a sudden you hear nothing but the door opening and then he’s jumping on the couch, literally giggling and all, ending up landing on top of you, startling you in the process. You’d distraughtly ask him “aren’t you streaming right now?!” and he’d just nonchalantly shrug and smile smugly at you, “if ‘streaming’ means laying on top of you and wanting to make you see stars, then yeah, I sure am streaming.” This guy. You’ll eventually have to push him off and send him back to his stream, and he’ll pretend to be so upset at you, walking back to his room with his shoulders slumped and his head hung low, sighing and mumbling at himself, “guess I’ll go back, unloved and disregarded by the one who means the most to me... I can feel my little heart crumpling up, but who cares, right?” and dramatically closes his door. Soon you’ll hear him normally chatting and laughing again, sounding very much like himself again, and you’ll smile at yourself, because he truly is something else, isn’t he? After literally 20 minutes, you’d be in the kitchen preparing something to eat for yourself, and what you don’t know is that he has excused himself from the stream again for another ‘bathroom break’, and this time you didn’t even hear his door open, because he’s being extra sneaky this time around. He’ll successfully sneak up behind you in the kitchen where you’re busy cooking, and then whisper in your ear “that for me?” That would startle the hell out of you again, but you don’t have too much time to be flabbergasted, before it would hit you that he has once again left his stream and chat unattended and unentertained, so you immediately scold him again for it, “go back to your stream!”, to which he just full-on bursts into playful cackles and says something so stupid in hopes to rile you up even more, like “so, no head?” and keeps laughing like there has never been a better time for him to get on your nerves. You definitely kind of have to push him away and send him back to his room again. He’s still snickering when he eventually returns to the stream, munching on some food he managed to steal off your plate anyway, chat being not too amused themselves, lol. He has a lot of explaining to do, especially if he plans on taking more ‘bathroom breaks’, which he totally is. Poor chat.
He’s so attentive to you, your wants and needs, your interests, your favorites, everything! And definitely enthusiastically notices every change in your appearance too, small or big, you don’t know how he even sometimes notices them. Whenever you actually have undergone a change in appearance, he’s just swooning over it the moment he sees your new look. “Holy—” he stutters as his eyes bulge, “you just rocked my world in a brand new way.” Like I said, he is swooning. He would always be supportive about every change you make, especially if it means that you’ve done something that makes you feel a bit more like yourself, a little bit more confident. You would never have to worry about it, he always finds you incredibly attractive, only has eyes for you. That’s true love right there. He’s not taking his eyes off you for the rest of the day, or the week, telling you every time you notice it that he’s “still getting used to you getting even more beautiful.”
He has a really great talent of tasting... and you figured that out whenever he would recognize what the flavor of your lipbalm is whenever he kisses you. “Strawberry!” “What?” “Your lipbalm, or whatever it is. That’s strawberry flavor.” Sometimes he can’t let it go. You’ll smooch him before you leave him to do some work and when you return, he looks mentally gone, so you’ll ask him, “what’s wrong?” He’ll cry out to you, “I can’t figure out what the flavor of your lipbalm was today! It’s that, like, orange fruit.” “It’s literally called ‘orange’.” “No way!” You didn’t even think too much about it at first, how much effort he puts into that. He’ll definitelty use your lipbalm too, sometimes. You’ll look over to him and catch him in the act, applying your lipbalm on himself, “is that mine?!” He stops in his tracks and starts snickering uncontrollably, kind of embarrassed, putting your lipbalm down, “it’s not fair that only your lips get to be tasty! And this way, you’re technically kissing me even when you’re not. It’s like two birds, one stone, or however it goes. You know?” You just suppress a smile and shake your head at him. He’s so ridiculous. Ridiculously cute, may I add.
He thinks ‘Foolish’s property’, or ‘FG’s property’ should be your brand. If he ever was to hack your social media, I think that’s what he would change your bio to. Especially if you guys hadn’t announced it to the public yet that you’re dating each other, one day, boom, that’s what your bio says, and now everyone’s figuring it out. Welp. He’s such a little troublemaker sometimes, thinking that’s the perfect way to announce your relationship to everyone. It would kind of become your thing, or your ‘brand’ like he wanted to, ever since then and unfortununately, people would not live it down. Foolish would not make it any easier for you by acknowledging people in chat talking about it, and add fuel to the fire by saying how much he likes it. It would blow so out of proportion that a fan would make you a keyring with the phrase ‘FG’s property’. It’s still to this day hanging from your bag. He loves it. Don’t encourage him any further though, or fans will start making you bracelets with that phrase, too. You would secretly love it, though.
Sooo many beach days. We all know he loves them. He loves them even more with you. You two would walk in the sunset, sharing a cool popsicle, he’s showing off for you again, literally carrying your clothes for you by throwing them over his shoulder and brushing his wet hair back, making sure you see all of it. He’s putting on a show for you and pretends he doesn’t know he’s doing it. He probably takes his damned surfboard with him too and covers your body with it, if he gets too jealous of people looking at you. Imagine just laying on the sand with him, a little out of breath and cold when you get out of the ocean, and he tries to occassionally smooch you and it still freaks you out to do it in public. Because you know he’s a tease, and you never know what he’s up to. He promises to control himself, or at least his hands. Can’t say the same for his eyes. He watches you and your body at times so… hungrily that you ask him what’s wrong. He just grins at you and tells you that, “in my mind you’re already naked”, and you get so flustered and your face gets so hot that you have to actually walk away from him. He also grins every time he catches you running your eyes over him, because he knows maybe you’re thinking the same thing. Can’t take you two anywhere. SMH. JK.
He would try so hard to live up to the image of a handyman from your dreams. Whenever something needs repairing, he’s right there to fix it. Or it could be something as simple as changing a lightbulb and he would go all the way for that. You leave him to it and a few minutes later when you return to the room, he’s all in the element. He would have literally pushed and tied his hair back and taken his shirt off, flexing his muscles, whistling and chewing some gum. Yeah, he would be so extra, in full gear, even where’s not much to do. You’d ask him, “this isn’t necessary, is it? It’s just a lightbulb.” He’ll interrupt and shush you, “why not?! I’m putting in hard work.” How many Foolishes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he is jacked. Let’s be real, he would do this when he is doing chores too. You’ll assign him to empty the dishwasher and instead of quickly getting to work to get it over with, he’s being extra as hell and doing the same thing, tying his hair back and removing his shirt. He’s secretly hoping that you’ll walk in and like what you see and offer him some distraction. “Are you going to war, or what?” you’ll tease him instead when he stretches. “Well, yeah, the chores seem to have your attention nowadays more than I do, so, yeah, I’ll fight them,” is what he replies. Not gonna lie, you find it a little funny, that on top of him trying to impress you he has also somehow managed to make himself jealous. So, expect running into a wild Foolish showing off in the house when you least expect it. Sometimes you make fun of him for it and how hard he still tries for you, like that one time you asked him to put the dry laundry back to its’ place and he told you, “I’ll put you in your place in a second, too. You just wait.” Oops. He did. You still make fun of him sometimes, but this time with a motive.
So, about the PDA. Sorry to say it, but his signature move is smacking your butt. And make it as extra, and as embarrassing and annoying for you as possible. If you two ever were to bake together, at first it would be such a cozy evening of baking, unless it’s not so cozy anymore when he tells you, “if only I could get my grabbers on you,” and before you have any time to object, boom, your butt is full of floury handprints. He definitely takes a picture of it when you’re not looking. If you were having a nice day at the beach together, guess who constantly has sandy handprints on their butt? Yep, you. You would definitely feel kind of embarrassed, but he just laughs at you and tells you not to fret. He definitely wants to snap a fun, little sexy picture of it too. For what purpose? You’ll never know. There’s been a time when you’ve been renovating your friends bedroom together, a friendly offer, just painting some walls, and you already know that whenever he has some paint on his hands, he would just reach out and land a smack on your butt, staining you, before you had any time to react. Too bad you had to walk home after that and didn’t have spare pants to change into with you. Foolish feels no shame whatsoever, unlike you, who just doesn’t want to be seen by anyone with these major handprints on your bottom. So, whenever there’s something for him to smudge around, watch out, because he’s not afraid to get his hands (and you) dirty. One of his love languages, perhaps, considering how often he does it.
Whether you want it or not, you’re kind of like his workout buddy now. Or more like a piece of equipment. You’re not sure anymore at this point. But you do know that he usually ends up with more stamina than he started with when you join his work-outs and he can’t take the new-found sexual tension that forms with he’s all giddy and giggly every time he insists you two do that couple-y thing, where you’re lying underneath him while he’s doing push-ups. Sometimes when he lays there on top of you, you really cannot help it that your mind starts wandering, and he calls you out real fast with a blush on his cheeks, (because he’s thinking about it too), and a strained “get your mind out of the gutter”. You do, until he makes you sit on his back while he’s doing push-ups and your breath kind of hitches at his remarkable stamina and strength. It’s all fun, until it’s not, when he starts doing it at nights when he can’t sleep. Sometimes you’d wake up in the middle of the night in an empty bed and he’s on the floor doing push-ups and says, “oh, thank God you’re awake, giddy up and get under me.” You have to refuse, because it’s literally 3 AM and you’re dead tired. The next day he’s at it again. This time he’s doing sit-ups on the bedroom floor and calling for you to sit on him, “saddle up, I’m waiting.” You’ll hesitate, because how would that even work and he’ll huff at you, “oh, so now it’s a problem. If we were to get hot and heavy, you wouldn’t even think twice about it.” Who knows, maybe he invites you to take a shower with him afterwards, (happens 9 out of 10 times). It’s sort of a ritual now. He thinks you spoil him everyday by being the most stunning person alive, so he thinks he needs to catch up a little too and keep himself fit for you. As if you would ever lose your interest. At first you think working out is a drag, until it becomes fun with him, and now you two do it as often as you can. He would definitely smugly propose some more couple-y stuff and moves every time too, sometimes so inappropriate you have to refuse. It’s your job to keep up with him and keep him in check.
I heard requests were open, and I was wondering if I could request something with a cat hybrid reader? I was thinking, headcanons of how the different hybrids (Sam, Sapnap, Schlatt, maybe Foolish and XD? Dunno.) would handle the reader on their heat? And what if they’re on their heat at the same time as the hybrid boys are on their ruts? Thanks!
Sure thing friend! I also saw your other messages regarding this, and please don't worry about being specific! It's actually much appreciated ^^; Enjoy!~
~Awesamdude~
You and Sam did butt heads a little first, him being a Creeper and you being a cat. It was actually your cycles lining up that brought you two together! You would hiss back at him when he would get close to exploding (actually blowing up, not busting a nut) and that would calm him down and remind him not to let himself go too much. The way you whined and begged for him would be too much for him to handle however, little sparks leaving marks along your hip. Your ears would flatten as you came, claws sinking into his lanky legs.
~Sapnap~
You were a little unsure how things would go with Sapnap, despite his reassurance that he's used to cats. When your cycles synced up however, you realized how dangerous he truly was. The horns on his head grew, along with his claws and tail as they marked and wrapped around you respectively. Blasphemy would fall from his lips as he mated you, pushing you to your limits, bordering on destroying you completely with how vicious your cycles were. Afterwards he was sure to completely pamper you, feeling slightly bad for being so rough with you.
~Schlatt~
This ram, was the biggest pain your ass during his ruts. There were very little instances where you could keep his hands off you. And if your cycle hit when his did? Forget any plans you'd made previously. Schlatt doesn't exactly care what hybrid you were, he wants you and he (usually) gets what he wants. He was cruel with his words, using any whine or whimper against you. Afterwards, words aren't exactly Schlatt's strong suit, but he shows his appreciation in actions. He'll brush the fur he's mussed and stained with cum, get you just about anything you want, even massage and ease the wounds he's caused.
~Foolish~
This builder was always curious about you and what it meant for you to be a hybrid. He was weirdly meticulous in keeping an eye on when your cycles were, and if they matched up with his at all. When they did, well, you better have a first aid kit on hand. Your tail and ears weren't immune from being bit, just like the rest of your skin. It was something Foolish always felt absolutely awful about at the end of his ruts. Think the whole "someone's gone into my room and taken my beer from my room" kinda vibe, but replace those with "I was too rough with you during my cycle and now you don't want to be my mate". "I don't think so darling :3" Cue the undeserving shark hybrid noises.
hii can i have some of ur dsmp headcannons maybe for eternal duo or sam? but anyone is fine
Ooh okay so I have MANY
starting with eternal duo because I love them (I'm partially talking about them as a duo and them individually)
Eret and Foolish have been travelling together for centuries, but they spilt off a while back to do a couple missions and then they just didn't manage to meet back up until now!
Eret gave Foolish his name. He had a different name as a totem of death but its been lost to time so he chose Foolish, the nickname his old friend gave him, as a reminder that he can make mistakes and that he is a fool.
Eret either has a bit of the wither ability, but specifically in that they kill plants around them, or they are plagued by the lingering wither effect due to how many withers they've killed (TWELVE BEACONS. I FUCKING COUNTED. AND MORE INTERACTIONS WITH WITHERS/WITHER SKELETONS), which makes the skin around their eyes and their extremities grey and flaky and incredibly painful (Actually I have a fic about this but shhhhhhh i love it)
Eternal duo are queerplatonic I make the rules
Foolish has seams! His body is constructed and his joints are more seams than anything else
Foolish has a lot of engravings on his body that he's filled with other metals/left just engraved/encrusted with gems. They tell a story and also just look really cool
Eret adores finley and junior and babysits if puffy isn't available
They're both plagued by nightmares and sometimes will just wander around and talk when they can't sleep.
As for sam, I have a few less headcanons for him, but I have a few!
He has a gas mask for the safety of everyone else, creepers have incredibly toxic breath (either its spores or a gas that's poison to players, I haven't really decided)
I'd die for designs of him with four legs
He can explode and he respawns/reforms after a bit but it hurts a lot and is only really used as a defense in really dangerous situations (creepers are like bees, but he has the player respawn function)
Bonus joke headcanon:
Quackity's las nevadas citizenship form has several checkboxes asking "Are you a dilf?" and "Is your father a dilf?". Fundy stared ati it very very pained for a solid three minutes and checked yes to both of them.
I saw that you write about foolish now(very happy about it)
So what do you think he will be like ina relationship?
Boyfriend - Foolish (Headcanons)
Pairing: Foolish x gn!Reader
Summary: Headcanon’s on if Foolish was in a relationship!
Warnings: Foolish referred to as Noah
Author’s Note: Absolutely! I LOVE writing boyfriend headcanons, and these were no different! :)
Requests are open! || masterlist
Will hold every door for you
You’re probably never touching a door again tbh
Loves going on dates, will not be the one to plan them though
He wouldn’t know where to even start when it comes to planning a date
Has a list somewhere of all your favorite things
It’s probably on his phone
Like when you ask him where he wants to eat he would pull his phone out, look at the list, and say whatever he has written down as your favorite restaurant
“Where do you wanna get food from tonight?” “Uh…One sec…” “Noah?” “How about [Your Favorite Restaurant]”
Literally swoons over you
Like he is SO in love
Likes physical touch but he isn’t like super clingy about it
Forehead kisses and tight hugs >>
Pet names!!
Y’all rarely use each other’s real names at this point
Lots of video game dates
He’d wanna teach you to play something like valorant
He’d accidentally end up trying to protect you more than actually teach you
He likes when you play with his hair
You aren’t allowed to stop once you start
“Why’d you stop?” “Stop what?” *He proceeds to moved your hand back to his head, causing you to laugh.*
Texts you all the time, even if you’re in the same house
Tells you he misses you over text, even if you’re literally sitting beside him
Hello- Hybrid here! I randomly had this idea; so yk that one “how they would react to enderdragon reader telling them that ur egg is theres” thingy? I was wondering, can you make a part 2 to that with the people you missed? (Foolish, DreamXD, Sam, Eret, idk anyone else u can think of lol). Also, can this take place right after the enderdragon reader’s heat? Tysm! Again, sorry for requesting every five minutes LMAO
Oh gosh it's been a minute since I wrote that. ^^; But absolutely! I also added Schlatt because I noticed he was not in the original post. :) Enjoy!~
~Foolish~
This man would be absolutely elated! Finley and Foolish Jr were going to have a sibling! And this time it would be one made of the two of you. His tail would be slapping on the floor excitedly, wanting to parade you and your egg around to show everyone. You know when you see pictures of dogs kinda smiling with their pups as if to say "I made these!"? Yeah, that's Foolish.
~DreamXD~
Shocked at first, and that's putting it lightly. DreamXD never knew he was even capable of giving life in that way. He would absolutely revere you as the carrier, dropping everything to get you what you needed to care for the egg and the following little one. Constantly torn between his duties as a god and wanting to be there for every potential second before the egg hatches.
~Awesamdude~
Again, another person who was shocked at first. That quickly changes to utter joy as he swings you up into his arms. His joy would shift just as quickly to fear of all the possible things that could endanger you and the egg. Sam's first instinct would be to lock you and you unhatched little one up somewhere safe where you could be secure and protected, but you swiftly made it apparent that that was absolutely in no way an option. The Creeper hybrid knew there would be no changing your mind, so he compromised by never leaving your side.
~Eret~
Probably the most quiet about her joy, leaning down to caress the egg softly. She vows right then and there to be the best parent he possibly can be to your new little light. All royal duties are put on the back burner from the day forward, very few exceptions made. Eret is full of questions of what the little one may look like, what can he do to care for them and you during the hatching. Oh and you can absolutely expect to catch them working on little dresses and suits for the little one in their spare time.
~Schlatt~
Will honestly probably laugh at you at first until he realizes you're dead serious. Enter panic crisis mode as Schlatt starts to question absolutely everything from how this happened to how much of a failure he could be as a father. It takes you grabbing him by the horns to center and ground him, looking him in the eyes as you tell him that you're not leaving his side if he won't leave yours; that you're in this together. The ram would nod and honestly buckle down on his own bad habits. He didn't ever want to be that person with his kid, even going as far as to see a proper doc about how he can save his body. He wasn't going to miss out on a single damn thing.
OKOK SO I HAD THIS IDEA- so, imagine an enderdragon reader who’s goddess/god of the End being in love with the other gods (Foolish and XD, separately) and they’ve been together for eons and eons IDK I JUST WANT FLUFFY HEADCANONS AAAAA
Eternal relationships are goals, I said what I said lol. Enjoy!~
~Foolish~
You met Foolish during his time dealing with the Wither cult, something you were eternally grateful for his help with. Those wretched creatures had been terrorizing your Endermen, something you didn't tolerate well. You fell for his goofiness immediately, even looking past his slight absentmindedness for his upbeat personality. He showed you around his place, the passion he had for building fitting right in with your knack for terraformation. He always treated your subjects with respect as well, something few others did. Yes, you adored this semi-mortal shark hybrid far too much for your own good.
~DreamXD~
The two of you were on opposite ends of the spectrum when it came to the world you two created. With such important responsibilities, it's only natural that your paths would cross. You relationship does tend to get slightly strained with your schedules being so busy, but it was always a delight to see XD come by your side of the realm. He would ramble and rant about the different things he'd learned or heard about in the mortal realm, and that passion was what pulled you ever closer to him. XD was an attentive lover, ever curious about the different ways he could love you.