#fortheglare

[lesbiandanieljacobi]

America Chavez, Amaya Jiwe, and Max from black sails for fmk

Fuck America, which would be the experience of a lifetime (also I don’t want to end up battling Kate Bishop for her affections in the long term); marry Max because she’s a goddess among women and I would be so lucky to be married to someone so smart and protective (and also I could be v happy in the middle of the Max/Anne/Jack relationship); kin with Amaya bc I relate to her on every possible level, pretty much. 

[spacebuck]

@fortheglare replied to your post “For the blog nickname you're usually just "cap with the helmet" since...”

tbt to that text post about how steve accidentally screwed up during sex by trying to say "fuck" and "bucky" at the same time and screamed "FUCKY". I literally laughed at that post for an entire lifetime.

i’m dyin scoob omg

[amnesiaguy]

uuuhhh bucky/t'challa and uuuuuuuuuhhh (past) yuuri/phichit

ehhhh bucky/t’challa just isn’t for me... my heart of hearts is not over or done with t’challa/ororo :(

past yuuri/phichit is SO GOOD

send me an otp and i’ll give you my honest opinion of it!

[udunie]

Lots of kissing! And nipple play. :)

Roger that! :D

[ryansfabian]

um? i love your theme. but anyway. domestic rogues headcanon: hartley and lisa act so much like siblings that third parties think they grew up together (mick secretly takes pictures of them being siblingy on his phone)

ahh, thank you so much! i, too, absolutely adore my theme. and i absolutely LOVE this concept!! lisa and hartley are most definitely a dynamic duo! i hope you enjoy your little snippet!

“Are we completely sure that your sperm donor didn’t sire anymore offspring after you and Lise?” Mark asks, directing the question at Len. The two of them and Mick are stood in the kitchen of their latest safehouse. Mick is preparing a big dinner for them all, and Len is assisting where he can, but Mark isn’t doing much other than rattling on and on, as per usual. “I mean, look at the two of them. They could be long lost twins or something.”

The ‘two of them’ he’s referring to are, of course, Lisa and Hartley. Currently, they’re spread out across the couch in the living room, painting each other’s nails while Mean Girls plays on the television. They’re chattering on about something or another, but whatever it is can’t be heard from the kitchen.

“Positive,” Len drawls out, not looking up from where he’s methodically chopping up bell peppers to go in the big pot of chili Mick is currently throwing spice after spice into. “The devil only spawned the two of us. That’s all he needed to get what he wanted.” He stops for a moment to look up and watch Lisa and Hartley interact. “They just.. have similar interests. We got lucky when we picked up the puppy.”

“Stop calling me a puppy!” Hartley snaps, raising his voice enough that he can be heard clearly in the kitchen. It’s easy to forget that, when he’s wearing his enhanced hearing aids, he can hear more than a typical human.

“Never,” Len snarks back, then returns to chopping up the vegetables. The corners of his lips are turned in amusement and a hint of fondness, but he dares anybody to accuse him of having feelings. “Let them have their harmless fun.”

“Harmless?” Mark asks with a huff. “Last month they tied me to a chair and dyed my hair green! They’re little menaces, is what they are!”

“Marky, you have super powers,” Mick finally speaks up, though he doesn’t turn away from the stove. “You coulda gotten outta that chair if you really wanted to.”

“Shut up, Rory,” Mark hisses back. There’s a hint of electricity crackling in the air suddenly, but one icy glare from Len has is disappearing almost immediately. “They gave me that look. I know you know the one.”

“Yep,” Mick agrees. They’ve all been victims of that Look before, but none more than Mick. You could say he has a soft spot for the two. “Len, do me a favor an’ take a picture of ‘em, an’ don’t complain! Need it for their Christmas presents, but my hands are covered. An’ don’t let ‘em see you!”

send me your domestic rogues hcs/thoughts and i’ll write a snippet

[pocketpadfoot]

hi james! do you have any Jewish marauder(s) headcanons to share?

I wrote an entire massive post and then accidentally closed the tab qsdfhgsd. Let me talk to you about Jewish Remus! (I’m not Jewish myself so it’s not too extensive because I didn't want to take liberties, but feel free to add to this!)

Remus had his bar mitzvah in the Great Hall, which he thought was amazing but at the same time he was terribly shy about it.

He knows spells to check if the dishes are kosher, and the House Elves pick up on it and start labeling them.

Proudly wearing a Gryffindor coloured kippah! (with a little help from James to get the colours right because our boy Remus doesn’t know Orange from Red)

People thought he was just an avid Chudley Cannons supporter for a while.

My semi-colourblind werewolf boy

Accidentally casting spells in Hebrew and discovering the results are slightly different.

Experimenting endlessly with this during Charms and Transfiguration.

Not using magic during Sabbath because he couldn’t figure out which spells would be alright and which wouldn't, so he just puts away his wand entirely during that time.

Absolutely LOVING Klezmer music and often listening to it while he’s doing homework or reading.

He doesn’t often dance but the couple times he got drunk with his friends he out-danced all of them with his mean legwork.

Unrelated to the head canon but someone created a [ Harry Potter themed Hagaddah ] and I figured I’d subtly link to that here :) - Hope you liked this! xx

[renissance]

notable batgirls: babs, cass & steph 

@fortheglare suggested a batladies edit 

[twunkhector]

lotr

i literally teared up when i saw this (’:

fav character: aragorn or boromir

least favourite character: denethor + gollum like >_> Tested

otp: arwen + aragorn !!!

brotp: fuck me uhhh gimli + legolas Gets Me

notp: uhhhh any of the fellowship with each other tbfh

send me a fandom !