🌀 - very very fussy and very grumpy, will throw tantrums and have meltdowns over the littlest things. mostly due to sensory issues and things not going his way.
🌀 - X mostly cares for him and he’s very and patient and loving with Four. He knows him well and how to help him when he’s fussy.
🌀 - On the off chance X is busy they leave Four with Two to babysit. Four HATES this but he’s too much trouble to be alone so Two tries their best with him.
🌀 - very bitey baby. he bites everyone and everything. someone he doesn’t like? hate bite. someone he likes? love bite. random object that should most definitely not go in his mouth? yeah you know he’s biting that.
🌀 - very clingy with X, basically a velcro baby. he will fuss and cry if X is out of his sight for even a moment, safe to say Two has to deal with a lot of fussing when babysitting.
🌀 - has an oral fixation and like briefly mentioned before he will put anything into his mouth to chee on and bite. He needs a lot of supervision due to this so he doesn’t choke or eat something and get sick. He has a bunch of pacifiers and teethers he goes through quickly. Thankfully X can just teleport new ones in.
🌀 - Can get easily frustrated and overwhelmed, leading to frustrated tears. Usually wrapping him in a blanket with a pacifier or bottle calms him down. Especially If X gives him cuddles or bottle feeds him.
🌀 - He loves watching BFDI when little and will watch his favourite moments over and over again. He loves vocal stimming his favourite quotes too.
🌀 - He has a bunch of BFDI plushies and he lives to play with them, pretending he’s the host and making them do fun challenges. He tends to make a mess wherever he goes.
EDIT: HELP I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THIS YET💀 fuck it we ball
So I've been playing minish cap and I'm having a great time it's so fucking whimsical and lovely everybody ever should play it right now but it made me realise how little?? Minish cap stuff gets mentioned in linked universe??? like where is my funny little figurine collection I spent thousands of shells on, where is my cute minish lore, where is my cane of pacci, where are my KINSTONES!!!
Anyways this is basically me nerding out over Minish cap and sharing my new silly little thoughts on Four (and spreading my new knowledge to the fic writers please there is so much untapped potential here you dont understand😭)
I've never done this before so bare w me
Starting w KINSTONES
So much of this is kinstones why does nobody talk about them I've read hundreds of LU fics and did not even know they existed till I played minish cap
I think Four has just SO. MANY. KINSTONES.
He just has a bag of random kinstone pieces on him at all times
Imagine the chain all sitting around the fire one day and fours like "anybody wanna match kinstones?" And the others stare at him like... "bro what is even that 😭"
Another funny idea, he just goes through his bag and starts trying to match the pieces he has, one actually works and a chest just appears next to the chain and four is like "aw hell yeah that's some good luck"
Everybody else "four how did you just SUMMON TREASURE"
"Got lucky :]"
Imagine hes not even really known as a hero in his home town but as the kinstone guy™
They go to Fours hyrule and little kids will just come up to him like ",,kinstone,,?" And he will just whip out the biggest bag of kinstone pieces and grab the exact one needed to match
It's like a magic trick
Desperately need some good luck? Talk to the kinstone guy hes gotchu
Imagine the colors all get their own bags
He just has four bags of kinstones at all times (maybe five if they have a community pile)
(There are more at home)
Also animals? Can have kinstones?? I feel there is comedy potential in that
Four has a collection of silly little figurines he paid thousands of mysterious shells for and I need somebody to talk about it
He has over A HUNDRED SILLY LITTLE FIGURINES
I dont know what to do with this knowledge but it is important to me that people know that
Cane of pacci.
CANE OF PACCI
Please its concept is so fucking funny people need to use it more.
(I've seen it a few times but NOT ENOUGH!!)
Imagine dink shows up and gives an evil monologue and everyone is having an intense stare down and four just discreetly grabs his cane and zaps dink w it and he just fucking flips upside down smacks his head on the ground and passes out
LIKE PLEASE ITS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT
Theres a hole in the ground and he just zaps it and jumps in and rolls around and fucking flings himself into the air
I've seen so many fics where Four can just shrink down at will and that's fine I like em but in game you have to use minish portals and it's a whole thing
And I've seen people utilizing portals which I love
But I need more funny moments so
In game they are so very inconvenient and some are so fucking funny to me
Four just walks into a house flips this beautiful, giant vase, upside down jumps on top and becomes smol
Like??😭 going into people houses and breaking their pots is a link tradition but just... flipping one upside down is for some reason incredibly hilarious to me
Or running head first into a tree using pegasus boots to reveal a portal
Somebody do something w these portals they are so incredibly good
Also piccori are SMALL
They are TINY
When I imagined the minish I was picturing a lil guy the size of my thumb maybe a little smaller
NO
THESE BITCHES THINK ACORNS ARE BIG!!
THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY TINY!
MINISCULE!
I dont know what to do with that I just desperately needed to share
Imagine the picori lore potential yall
I've seen a few good ones but I NEED MORE LITTLE GUYS
Fours hyrule has a whole lotta beliefs and traditions about the minish me thinks
I mean they already have a festival about them
So imagine-
They find chips on the walls of their homes that are neatly shaped and nicely trimmed and they leave them, they take it as good luck, the picori are staying here
You see many of such spots in someone's home and you take them as kind, the picori stay with them
I think they abide by leaving picori paths
Random small planks connecting homes and making paths too small to walk are left where they are
If a plank starts decaying they leave a similar sized one nearby and the next day find the old one replaced and a kinstone lying nearby
If your flower pots neatly lined in a row suddenly have a small gap between two, keep it, the picori are passing by here
I think they make spaces in their homes for them
I think Four would go out of his way to leave space for the picori in his
Maybe he makes little houses he keeps in his yard or on a shelf or on the rafters or all of the above
Maybe he leaves out food in odd places and when it disappears he finds treasures somewhere nearby
He basically has a whole neighborhood of minish living in and around his house
I think Four has actually learned minish
Like yes he used the jabbernut to understand them initially but I think he went out of his way to properly learn it
And there are canonically different dialects, lil tidbit courtesy of Ezlo, so maybe hes learned multiple versions of minish
Imagine the funny moments where he just fucking starts saying smth in minish like "pico pipi pori co" and the chain stare at him and he just stares back like 'what?' "WHAT DOES PICOROCOPOIPO MEAN,??"
the reader is another trainer and badass, but in a kind but touch my family and your six feet under.
very brief request + i am tired = bullet points
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In all honesty, Dauntless is The Place for power couples
Something about the prevalence of intense violence really lends itself to romance, you know?
Needless to say, no one should be surprised that you and Four are held as the stellar examples of a perfect couple
You’re one of the toughest trainers Dauntless has, and Four is, well, Four
When the two of you started dating, people started marking their calendars for the inevitable date at which point you and Four would take over the faction entirely, it seemed inevitable
After all, who could stand against either of you?
Four is fearless, the epitome of strength whenever you look at him
You are the most dangerous person everyone’s ever seen in their lives
It’s a common initiation rite of passage for people to be remade in your class– there’s absolutely nothing they can do to avoid it
Even the initiates who come in thinking they know everything will be swiftly broken down
Four is obsessed with it
He tries to seem cool and unaffected in public, but everyone can tell that he’s hiding the strongest heart eyes of all time under that stoic gaze
Needless to say, with Four behind you there’s nothing you couldn’t do
It’s pretty much everything <3
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Roger is actually an excellent judge of character. For example, he reasoned that Jessica would never cheat on him willingly, and he was right. Then he insisted that Angelo would never betray him, and he was right.
Roger does make mistakes sometimes (particularly when doing so would be funny) and he can be a teensy bit too trusting, but generally, his initial assumptions about other people are proved correct.
Headcanon B: While It May Not Be Realistic, It Is Hilarious
Roger is still alive today, and his taste in music has evolved with the times. These days, "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavigne is his guilty pleasure.
Headcanon C: Heart-Crushing and Awful, but Fun to Inflict on Friends
Roger is incredibly anxious.
This is in part because of the role he was drawn to have. He was designed to be a frantic babysitter. His comedy comes from panicking at the first sign of danger and then putting himself in harm's way trying to save the baby in his care (who ironically doesn't need his help and always comes out unscathed and untraumatised).
So Roger is programmed to not only see danger everywhere, but to run heedlessly towards it. That's ... not a combination that leads to a healthy mental state.
Roger does try to stay out of trouble, but trouble always finds him sooner or later. He also tries really hard not to worry about things - in fact, he's often pretty good at masking his concerns when he's with other people - but sometimes he just can't stop the thoughts spiralling out of control.
Headcanon D: Unrealistic, But I Will Disregard Canon About It Because I Reject Canon Reality and Substitute My Own
Roger Rabbit was created in 1936. At that time, his age was set at 7. His big break was in Maroon Cartoons' adaptation of The Ugly Duckling, in which he played a baby rabbit who was mistaken for a duckling.
In 1940, Roger was redesigned, aged up, and recast in the Baby Herman shorts. His age was reset at 27, and he's been 27 ever since.
(This makes Headcanon C even more horrifying because, while Roger agreed to the redesign and to being aged up, he definitely doesn't remember signing up for the baggage of anxiety issues.)
Four headcanons thing for Ally of Wonderland? Please and thank you?
Realistic.
Ally was always sort of a loner. It's not that she had no friends, it's just that she usually preferred spending time in her own imagination rather than with other people. She also tends not to understand other people (the same way other people have a hard time understanding her - it's the Wonderland in her) so spending time in her own head was easier for her. (Apparently, in Ally's Mad Mystery, the other students go so far as to call her daydreaming Ally Land.)
2. While it may not be realistic it is hilarious.
Ally likes to solve mysteries. She daydreams a lot, but these daydreams lead to her coming to surprising conclusions that no one would have thought of....and she's almost always correct.
Thing is, she has a tendency to announce said conclusions no matter where she is or what's going on. This has led to several interrupted classes, one very confusing lunch period, an assortment of customers at her mother's tea shop being treated to the denouement of whatever mystery she'd been thinking about for the past week, and that one time an entire bus listened spellbound to Ally's fifteen-minute explanation on who the culprit was, why, how, and when.
3. Heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends.
Having no close friends and no one to understand her does bother her. She wishes she had best friends. Not very many, just one or two would be enough. She wonders if even anyone in Wonderland would understand her, or if she'd be too Auradonnish for them.
4. Unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
The things Ally daydreams about tend to happen. Mysterious unexplained coincidences, all somehow working out in Ally's favor. Ally denies everything.
Send me an ask about a character to receive four different headcanons
When Four reveals what his sword does and everyone meets the colors
There’s an immediate debate on how ‘Vio’s’ name is pronounced (thanks to him introducing himself and his brothers immediately jumping in to “correct” the pronunciation, just to purposely cause chaos).
Pls I would love to see your head cannons on zombieman I love him so much 😭😭
Hey @buggiin Welcome! Thanks for the ask : D
Zombieman!
an excellent choice, I'm a fan.
Headcanon A: realistic
As good as Zombieman is as both a hero and an individual Zombieman Sucks at reducing or preventing collateral damage.
So My headcanon is that if Zombieman wants to break his limiter or inmprove significantly as a hero he's going to need to start trying to prevent collateral damage.*1
I think Zombieman has the qualities of a good leader but to be a great leader I think he will have to take greater care and responsibility for the well-being of the heroes he leads.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
Zombieman does all kind of painting art in his spare time. He particularly enjoys spatter paint art.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
Some people think that Zombieman is a modified Dr. Genus clone, well what about this? What if Zombieman was Dr. Genus's Nephew?
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
Listen to some of these quotes out of context:
"You're all peas in a pod, try to be friendly with each other."
"Making an effort to understand others is the most important part. We're all human after all."
and
"I want this to be over already... Blood is one thing, but I hate all this sweating."
What if Zombieman was a privileged kid before *gestures vaguely*, Not just that, but what if he was a "tree-hugging-vegan" type hippie before *gestures intently*? What if he was a pacifist who never even ate meat before becoming one of the bloodiest heroes in S-class? It could explain when he did all that inner work to be so compassionate and empathetic, but not how he learns to be so good with a weapon.
Maybe, he wasn't a vegan but still more on the more pacifist end of the hippie spectrum. X'D
These are the other Four Headcanon Asks I've taken:
Drive Knight
Genos
King
Mumen Rider
Sekingar
Webcomic Spoilers Below
Webcomic Commentary Section:
1* The strategy that Zombieman is using to try to break his limiter right now in the webcomic by sneaking off to talk to Dr. Genus is very logical but it's very much in his comfort zone.
Going off by himself to put himself in harms way and take untold pain on himself. Meanwhile the HA, Child Emperor, and others could benefit from his help.
His intentions are good but I don't think that his strategy challenges him or his assumptions about the world enough to deliver a satisfying narrative conclusion to his arc. I would have liked to see him stay with the HA and work to reduce the damage being done by the Neo Heroes and the Monster Attacks.
I don't think the experiment he's running with Dr. Genus will produce the results he hopes for.
heya! can i (pretty please) have headcanons of an amity! reader flirting with four and him being super confused bc he’s clueless (TM) but then they start a secret romance plsss
He wasn’t dumb theoretically
He was just trying not to believe that you were flirting with him, he didn’t want to get his hopes up
Your amity, you’re supposed to be all peaceful and kind.
Flirting just didn’t fit the personality of the amity
But apparently you choose amity of your own freewill because you were flirting with him so much
“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “...I train the new initiates.”
Shauna’s patience has never been lower, someone please help this girl
Catch Tori giving you little “yknow you should ask him out” speeches every time you visit the tattoo parlor.
And then you finally do
Somehow this dork still thinks it’s a joke, but you could not have been any clearer about what you meant
“Hey, do you want to go on a date with me?”
“Like as friends?”
Once you two become official, the two of you tried to keep it as discreet as you could, but it proved to be harder than either of you had bargained for.
It was frowned upon to marry or to even date someone that was outside of your faction and even more so if the two people getting married had factions that were in such contrast to each other
So you two kept it secret
Also because Eric would beat his ass
It was hard for him to find excuses to leave the dauntless compound and vice versa
So you ended up having to be open about the relationship
It actually went quiet well
Four was pretty well respected in Dauntless (and in general) because of his fear count and status
