[Mod]~ Welcome to my Meng Shi askblog. Here there's no actual timeline, so Meng Shi can interact and comment on anyone. Jin Guangyao is still the Jin sect leader and Xiandu.
She now lives in the temple as a goddess (maybe a fox version of Guanyin).
In this AU, everyone is alive.
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Please no angsty asks. Just have fun ok? No Jin guangyao hate or asking about the things he did. I don't want to analyze anything rn. This is the works of an Au, so I won't always follow canon.
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Meng shi has a harem of her own~ which is Wen Ruohan, Tianlang Jun and the newly disowned Jin guangshan
Some say she hired him as a maid, where he sweeps the floor and obeys her every will.
In addition, she would review certain things like art, fics and other types of media. (Meng Shi is bored sometimes, so she'd take in Jianghu media🤭🦊)
One week later, Huaisang was frantically pacing up and down Carlton House~ another royal residence~
He was about to meet his "betrothed"
Huaisang: what am I gonna do?! Can I flee? I can't get married yet, and have children?! I'm not ready to settle down. I am a bird mom. Not a Royal dad!
Would king George behead me if I don't produce an heir?!
Where the hell is Prinny!
Prinny sure is enjoying Qinghe, while I'm getting married off to someone.
What if I tell everyone that I'm married to Beau Brummell. Or maybe Maria?
Does mpreg work in this universe.
Huaisang: hey you! Standing over there. What's your name?
"Uh...George."
Huaisang: is everyone named George here?
"You can call me Henry if you like, your Royal Highness"
Huaisang: thank you.
Can you tell me about my fiance?
Henry: well she's the Duchess of Brunswick Wolfenbuttel, and your cousin.
And I heard that she has no filter at all.
She can be quite eccentric at times too.
Not to discourage you, but she kind of has a BO problem.
Huaisang: should have brought Mianmian.
Henry: Mian? is that incense?
Huaisang: some girl I know.
She makes perfume pouches.
Henry: ohh.
Announcer: Your Royal Highness. The Princess Caroline.
Caroline: Your Royal Highness. *curtsies*
Huaisang: *faints*
Caroline: HEY?!!!
Footmen: *trying to revive him*
Your Royal Highness, are you OK?!!
You're surprisingly lighter weight!
Caroline: do I look like a joke?
So no one's gonna tell me he has an iron deficiency? Malmesberry, I'm looking at you.
Caroline: *slaps him* ey! Wake up!!
Thereafter, he woke up in bed, with a cloth wrapped with ice on his head.
Huaisang: *mumbling* did I do it? Did i get you pregnant?
Caroline: ew, no.
And you can't stand on your feet for 2 minutes?
Huaisang: sorry about that.
I faint when I get nervous.
Caroline: so you're half possum.
Your Royal Highness, I hope you told your mistresses goodbye.
And why the hell, out of everyone, Lady Jersey is my lady of the bedchamber? Should I have a say? She's such a snobby prune, who believes she's better than everyone because she's friends with the queen.
Huaisang: yea I agree. She's savage like team dimple.
Caroline: team? Dimple?
Huaisang: I'll explain later. It's basically a group of three people who are in love with my San ge.
And they believe they're superior, because of their closeness to him.
Caroline: people are so insufferable right.
Huaisang: but at least they're still fun.
(Gosh, if Huaisang and Caroline have a healthy relationship, then the world may really end in 1802 😫. Reminds me of Bingqiu😄)
Caroline: now tell me. She's your mistress, correct?
And I heard things you know.
Huaisang: n...not anymore......
(Nhs~Trying to make things good for Prinny. Plus she looks like she'd punch him in the face)
(Honestly I think they would make good friends. And Caroline is more of the Wei wuxian type so~ 100% gremlin)
Caroline: so what now. Aren't you gonna introduce me to your parents.
Maybe pull me into bed and get this shit over with.
Huaisang: I want to show off to the King, so that he won't behead me.
Caroline: afraid of your dad.
Huaisang: obviously.
He told me that I should hurry up and get married before the world ends in 1802.
Caroline: what a family.
And I thought I was crazy. Well you should fear him, because everyone around Europe knows about your affairs.
Actresses and duchesses, and the loves of your life.
Huaisang: I don't know what you're talking about.
Caroline: I can fix you.
After we have children and you settle down. Plus you need me more than I need you.
I've heard all about your debts.
Huaisang: *sobs* you're a lot like those foreign princesses in the novels!
Caroline: yea....whatever that's supposed to mean.
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George iii: Finally George, you met her! Such a perfect pair, am I right Lottie? What what?
Charlotte: not a fan of Caroline.
George iii: why? She's funny. Caroline, tell me a joke.
Caroline: the 13 colonies.
George iii: *cackling* oh my God! Caroline, don't kill me. I got to make sure that this Prinny don't slack off!
See, Lottie.
Huaisang: I don't get it.
Charlotte: I heard that she speaks inappropriately, and isn't gracefully enough for a future Queen.
Caroline: Your Majesty, can you not listen to Lady Jersey.
She's jealous that she's the mistress and I'm the wife and his future queen.
Charlotte: *gasps* goodness! I need my snuff box. *walks away*
George iii: my dear, don't worry about the Queen. You will win her heart as well.
Huaisang: so she wasn't her decision?
George iii: why are you asking so many questions?! Go get married!
Go on! What what!
Huaisang: should we get to know each other first?
George iii: you both know each other's names! What else you want to know?!
Hey hey!
Caroline: that's right.
Husisang: what if I say I'm not ready to get married.
George iii: then I'll slap you until you say you're ready. And I'll cut your allowance in HALF!!
Huaisang: oh god no.
Caroline: dude, I'm not from just around the bend.
I didn't come all this way on a literal boat, to get rejected by some self absorbed lobsterback.
Huaisang: no no....Caroline. that would be disastrous right?
(Prinny, where the fck are you!!)
George iii: don't worry dear. Prinny won't do anything wrong, because I won't let him.
Now please tell me another joke. I'm getting bored with you two just gawking around and not making out.
Caroline: John Adams wants to to be president in the future.
George iii: ahahahahaha! John Adams?!! Like, my Ambassador?! Does he even know how to be a king.
Caroline: president.
George iii: them and their made up titles.
What the hell is a president.
Huaisang: John Adams?
George iii: I know right!
Haha!! I met him back in '85
Prinny, I didn't know you had a sense of humor!
It's because of Caroline for sure.
Caroline: definitely! Who else would it be! Can't be John Adams!!
George iii: girl you crack me up!
Look what I'm gonna do! I'll give you two pears each! Grown by me.
Huaisang: aw I like pears.
Caroline: thank you your majesty. Hope it doesn't make me fart.
George iii: nonsense! Those are Royal pears.
Lottie, shall we go? Let's go laugh at the colonies together over tea.
Charlotte: ah, right behind you! Haha John Adams!
George iii: hilarious right!
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In Qinghe~ Prinny was doing what Prinny does best~ do something unproductive.
He's crazy for Huaisang's collections, and (explicit books), and most importantly, he's crazy for Qin Su and Wen Qing.
George: *sits behind Mingjue's desk* I'm going to profess my undying love in a letter.
Whoever gets impressed first, can get with me later.
George: shit. I can only speak Chinese in this world, but I can't write it.
How would my muses understand?
(And vice versa, Huaisang can speak English but can't write it)
George: love has no language. They'll understand where I'm coming from for sure.
*skips away* I'm in love! I'm in love! Great Britain will have their very first Chinese Queen and no one can stop me! Not even my dad! not even the wrestler Mingjue!
Little did George know that he left his letters in a file that Nie Mingjue was planning to give to sect leader Yao~ to keep good relations between the clans.
When the dramatic, insufferable Sect leader Yao delivered the letter, he almost caught a heart attack! What is this incantation?! And written in a foreign script?
No one in the Jianghu have ever seen am English character before! Those letters got attention by the Chief cultivator himself, Jin Guangyao, as well as other clan leaders.
Well. Except for Nie Mingjue.
Yao: I have never seen anything like this.
Jiang cheng: is it an ancient Nie thing??
Xichen: but we would have known.
Jiang cheng: oy, yiling laozu. Tell me what it means. It must be some evil spell right.
Wei wuxian: Jiang cheng! How dare you stereotype me!
And I don't know what the hell that is.
Lan Zhan: we should take this to Shufu.
Su she: why that old bat?
Isn't one old bat enough?!
Sect leader Yao: Sect leader Su!
Su she: well you aren't young.
Sect leader Yao: Nie Mingjue is a witch!
Su she: no you're the witch.
Yao: wow wow, relax. We can't jump to conclusions like that.
Sect Leader Yao: let's all go to Qinghe and confront their sect leader! Witchcraft isn't allowed in the Jianghu.
Xiandu, I want your permission!
Yao: ah......if this is the case. Then we should confront dage.
Only out of curiosity.
Xue yang: I wanna tie him up and spank him. Hehehehehehe.
Jiang cheng: what is wrong with you.
Xue yang: oh come on! Jiggy can't have all the fun!
Yao: ehem.
Zixuan: dage isn't the witch. Huaisang is!
He's always broke!
Sect leader Yao: *gasps* that's the first sign.
Jiang cheng: how the hell would that determine anything!
Mo xuanyu: obviously it's Huaisang. Non team dimple members are witches, biologically.
Xue yang: and some are bitches..
Su she: we should arrest him!
Yao: Minshan, can we see what he says first.
Su she: as you wish.
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Qinghe (again)
Mingjue: *reading*
George: *eating some pork roast*
Xue yang: times up, Huaisang.
George: I'm eating.
Now get lost.
Mingjue: team dimple. What did I tell you about barging in here unannounced.
Mo xuanyu: dage! Yao gege owns you and your house! We can be anywhere we like!
Su she: Huaisang. I'll imprison you immediately!
George: you can't imprison me! I'm a prince, remember that! I can imprison you for treason!
Su she: treason towards what?!
Xichen: well you kinda did perform treason to the Lan sect.
Su she: Lan lips, can you please....please shut up.
Sect leader Yao: Xiandu! Sect leader Nie! That Nie Huaisang is a witch!
George: I beg your pardon!
I am not a witch.
Mingjue: well one of you have to explain to me! Huaisang what did you do?!
George: I'm being accused of witchcraft and you think it's MY fault???
Yao: dage. Forgive me for showing up abruptly. Sect leader Yao claims that you both have done some type of sorcery, and we'd like to know if it's true.
George: of course not, Dimples! Don't listen to that old sack of dirt! I don't know him but he looks like a cantankerous old prune, with a horse's ass for a face.
Sect leader Yao: see! He's possessed by a demon.
Mo xuanyu: that's the most beautiful thing Huaisang ever said. *sniffles* Huaisang say something about Yao gege.
George: he's rather a handsome gent. And people are maybe jealous of those dimples.
Mo xuanyu: I like witch Nie Huaisang more!
Sect leader Yao: SORCERY!!!
He complimented Xiandu's dimples.
Xue yang: nah that's the norm and he's spitting facts!
Su she: yea we vibe with the witch version of Huaisang.
Mingjue: explanation please.
Sect leader Yao: you know what you've done! You sent me an incantation! If I read it aloud, I would have brought doom to my sect! You think you're so famous and righteous huh?!
Well you're greedy to. Turning to the dark forces to get more fame! Shame on you Nie Mingjue!
George: you did??? DAGE IS A WITCH!!!
Mingjue: Huaisang no!!
And sect leader Yao, I send you letters in our native Chinese. It has to do with our sect affairs and how we're supposed to control our territories without feud.
Sect leader Yao: then what is this then?!!!
George: oh shit.
Mingjue: shit?
George: he got my love letter.
THAT WASN'T FOR YOU!!!!
Sect leader Yao: love letter?!
How dare you try to seduce me!
George: ewww. I rather marry Caroline instead of you.
Oh god no.
George: it was for Wen Qing and Qin Su!
Yao: A-Su?!!
George: sorry you got to find out this way, Dimples. But she's smokin and I can't help myself.
I sent one to Wen Qing too.
Wei wuxian: didn't you like Mianmian?!
Xichen: everyone is not in love with Mianmian, Wei Gongzi.
George: Mianmian.
Wei wuxian: you bought perfume from her.
George: I'm the literal king of collecting perfumes. I would have remembered.
Zixuan: damn headshaker!
George: Mianmian sounds like she doesn't have good tastes though.
Zixuan: how dare you! Don't talk about my bestie like that.
(This is why Mianmian doesn't have tastes, according to Prinny~
Source: tiktok:
Yea cuz she named her parrot Caroline.
He's just Petty sometimes, ik.)
Sect leader Yao: that's what the Nies want! They want power and position! She's not Xiandu's wife so you ignored her!!
Mingjue: why the hell did you do that Huaisang? You know Qin Su is taken!
George: Wen Qing too?
Xue yang: Wen Qing is a lesbian queen, Huaisang. You're supposed to know.
Mo xuanyu: I always knew that Huaisang was a witch, from the beginning! Now he wants to seduce Qin jiejie, Sect leader Yao and Wen Qing.
At least he said that Yao gege is hot and only that matters.
Yao: But Huaisang, what script is that, and where did you learn it from?
George: I learnt to write as a child, Dimples.
Sect leader Yao: *gasp*
Mingjue: you never wrote in that script.
Zixuan: is he possessed?
Su she: obviously he is.
Jiang cheng: why was I dragged here?! The guy was just practicing a different type of calligraphy.
Sect leader Yao: or casting as spell!
And he himself had admitted that he practiced witchcraft as a child! This is a Nie thing! You Nies are secretive of everything, huh?!
Mingjue: don't you dare blame my family and clan, sect leader Yao!
Xue yang: can you guys start stabbing people please?
Su she: I'll be the first to capture the witch.
And Xiandu will get a lot of acknowledgement for it.
Mo xuanyu: awwww and he'll be so impressed by us!
Xue yang: ah Jiggy is super sexy when he's pleased by team d.
Jiang cheng: is this the time to simp?
Zixuan: get that broke witch!
George: sir, like I said before, I'm not broke!
Neither am I a witch.
George: (I must get out of here before I get executed. I may receive the Marie Antoinette or Joan of Arc treatment.)
TEAM DIMPLE set me up!! Only to win Jin Guangyao's favor!
Su she: how dare you accuse us?!
Xue yang: do you have any proof of that?
Mo xuanyu: bitch we have better things to do.
Xue yang: it takes years to plan things like that, Huaisang. And we're busy flirting with Jiggy.
George: oh my God, Wei Gongzi is gonna play his distasteful flute music! *runs away*
Yao: Huaisang!
Su she: you witch, stop right there!
George: I'm starting to appreciate the P.E classes my dad forced me to take!
*locks his door* lemme get out of here.
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Carlton House 📍
Huaisang was hugging a chair leg, while Caroline was on top of a table demanding him to kiss her~ and Lady Jersey was trembling in the corner of the room.
Caroline: I want you to show how to French kiss! Like how you did with that Lady Jersey!
Or else I'll guillotine you!!!
Huaisang: *sobs* what's a French Kiss?! All I know is a Chinese one!
Caroline: stop acting smart! *holds up her shoe*
Huaisang: um....Lady Jersey. What did you tell her?!
Lady Jersey: nothing, your Highness.
Caroline: oh, so you didn't tell me that you had your tongue down my fiance's throat?!
Huaisang: what? When did I??
I don't know anything, really.
George: *rund in* STOP!
Madam, that table is made from expensive Turkish wood. Keep your feet off.
Caroline: I can stand on anything I like, you, you oriental fire cracker!
Huaisang: Prinny! Prinny save me!!
George: save me first! Your clans want to kill me!
Huaisang: I was just threatened by a German princess.
So I think my dilemma is worst than yours.
George: but tell me why it smells like onions here?! I thought we hated the French.
Huaisang: I don't really knowwww! *cries*
George: and who's that scary woman?
Huaisang: your fiance.
George: wait. Caroline?
*screams*
Caroline: have respect!
George: I'm the Prince of Wales!
Caroline: yea and I'm Anne Boleyn. Very funny.
Lady Jersey: what's going on here?!
Huaisang: *gulp* Princess Caroline, Lady Jersey.
Caroline: don't call her!
Huaisang: I'm not Prince George. I'm Nie Huaisang from a Chinese Fantasy.
Caroline: sounds pretty high to me.
Lady Jersey: I tried to get him off the Opium, I swear!
Caroline: try not using your tongue next time.
George: he's telling the truth! We switched places. But I'm absolutely terrified, and I surely don't fancy you.
You can take Huaisang if you want.
Caroline: at least he had some respect for me. *jumps off the table*
I was told that the Prince of Wales was rude and narcissistic!
George: I heard that you slept with everyone in Europe.
Caroline: so you think that only you can do it?!
Lady Jersey: ......yea....I will excuse myself.
George: Sect leader Yao called me a Witch because I wrote an English letter to Qin Su and Wen Qing.
Huaisang and Caroline: WHAT?!!!
George: oh come on, they're hot. Huaisang, why didn't you tell me.
Caroline: you really are the Prince of Wales. Ugh you're uglier in real life.
George: says the one who smells like onions.
Huaisang: awww! A bickering couple. I love weddings!
George: I need some Brandy.
Caroline: he's not my type. *walks off*
Huaisang: Prinny, your life is so nice! But I was afraid of marriage. I'm so happy you're here.
George: could have married her for me.
Huaisang: no way.
But she's so chill though. I don't know why you hate her so much. Is it because she called you ugly?
George: not only that.
Huaisang: I get it I get it. She isn't your type. I know how it is.
George: so what would happen if you return to your world?
Huaisang: well according to the time warp bending to form a portal between two universes, I think everything will reset when I get back.
So they won't be hunting for witches.
George: good!
Because you're a good friend of mine you know.
To be honest, sometimes I feel like my friends love me for my status. Yea I love my besties but genuine friends are hard to find when you're a prince.
Huaisang: awwwwwweee Prinny. Thats Beautiful.
George: you can come back any time.
Huaisang: I would love that!!!! And I'll come for your wedding!
George: You must! That's my order.
Huaisang: haha as you wish, Your Highness.
And you should visit my world too! We can gossip, flirt, get drunk.
George: ah yes, just what I need. I love your Jianghu!!! And your life!
Nie Huaisang and George iv (Prinny) meet and switch places!
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"The Prince and the Huaisang"
(It's kind of lengthy but worth it)
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The prince Regent, George, was spending time in Brighton for a few weeks well now~ as he got in a fight (again) with his father George iii.
How dare he try to marry him off to some perspn he didn't know! And especially when he is already (secretly) married to Maria.
Brighton was his escape from his dysfunctional family. A place where he could be himself. The beachside palace was decked out with Chinese and (probably Indian) motifs, all mirroring his tastes for the fine arts.
But little did Prinny know, that his Chinese memorabilia had mysterious engravings that can open up a different "world"
Can this be an escape from an escape? Nah!
Plus this can't possibly work. Right?
Magic in the 18th century? The Prince of Wales can't be called a witch, right?
On the other hand, in the Jianghu, Huaisang just got into am argument with Nie Mingjue, and now he's in his room reading up on Western literature.
Suddenly, there was an explosion, both in Qinghe and in Brighton. Then Huaisang got sucked in his book and fell on Prinny's floor.
George: *screams*
Huaisang: ouch! Can you give me a hand.
George: where on earth have you come from?! Are you an assasin?!
Huaisang: no. *gets up* no?
Omg! You have some cool art!!! Did you paint them?
George: I got them from China. Now don't touch them.
God knows where you came from.
Huaisang: you're mean. And you dress kind of weird. I am Chinese, for your info! So I'm allowed to touch my own native thing! How did I get here?
George: how am I supposed to know?
Wait, you are Chinese! Waww!
Quite a gentleman I must say.
I'm George, the Prince Regent. And Prince of Wales.
Huaisang: like the animal?
George: WALES not Whales. It's a territory.
Huaisang: ohhhh. I'm Nie Huaisang. My brother is a sect leader. His Name is Nie Mingjue.
George: pleasure to meet you. Sect leader? Like a Duke?
Huaisang: sort of.
George: I see.
Huaisang: I think I got sucked in and ended up here. I'm from a completely different world.
George: did I summon you by touching my Chinese ornaments or something?
Huaisang: I guess. But luckily we can open back up the portal.
George: oh don't go just yet! You're quite fascinating, and seem to carry on a conversation well.
Are you into gossip? Brandy? Women?
Huaisang: all three. And I think I like both genders.
George: you can do that? Your world sounds so free willed!
Huaisang: yea!! My bestie, Wei Wuxian, has his boyfriend, Hanguang Jun.
And I think I have a crush on Jiang cheng.
George: well come! Tell me about this Jiang Cheng fellow! Tell me everything!
*to his servant* Bring us Brandy!
Come on.
By the way, my friends and mistresses call me Prinny.
Huaisang: aw Prinny is a cute name.
George: thank you, Nie.
Huaisang: please call me Huaisang.
George: sure. Tell me about you and your world.
Huaisang: Well my brother is crazy sometimes. Like he have anger issues, and he wants me to do martial arts and cultivation.
But I'm more into art and collecting fans.
George: oh my goodness, same here! My dad, the king. You know King George iii, doesn't want me do do arts, military, or even date the women I like. I can't talk to this one and I can't talk to that one. I can't eat a whole rack of ribs by myself. I can't buy another palace.
Very controlling!
These days he has been dealing with a mysterious illness that makes him talk to trees or something like that.
Huaisang: that's rough dude. Why is he talking to a tree?!
So this is why you're Regent?
George: Yup.
Then when he recovered, he arranged my marriage to some Caroline of Brunswick. I haven't met her! I haven't even stepped foot in Germany!
And I'm married already.
Huaisang: *gasps* does the king know????
George: *smug* does it look like he knows?
Huaisang: omggggg! A secret marriage!!!! How romantic!!
George: keep your voice down!
Huaisang: *laughing* I soo sorry!
George: I married my beloved mistress, Maria Fitzherbert, secretly.
It's that she's Catholic and the heir to the throne must marry someone Protestant.
Huaisang: what are those? Sorry, I'm a headshaker. I really don't know anything.
George: let me explain. You have maybe have a lot of clans where you are, correct?
If two clans have their conflicting differences, then it would be impossible for them to have a healthy relationship.
Huaisang: ohhhhhhh. Like how Hanguang Jun went against his sect for the Yiling laozu!
George: uh......I don't know who those people are, but you're correct I think.
I don't care what she is. Love is above everything else. What an archaic rule.
Huaisang: aw, forbidden love. And what about Caroline?.
George: maybe ugly, German
She's coming in a fcking week. Oh, and she's my cousin by the way.
Huaisang: shit.
Yea, I'm feeling very sorry for you.
Why don't you run away?
George: I'm the heir! I can't run away.
I'd like to though.
anyways, I hate how your brother is controlling. Now tell me about Cheng.
Huaisang: he's such an angry little grape guy.
A grape because he's in purple.
But deep down, he's a softie.
Then there's San ge, aka Jin Guangyao. He's super hot, with his dimples and everything.
George: how charming! Dimples!
Would the ladies love me more if I had them.
Huaisang: They WOULD!
Jin guangyao has his team dimple, which is made up of his biggest lovers.
George: ooo what?! Guess I should do that as well.
I have a couple of them you know.
Huaisang: you got to show me.
George: of course! Continue.
Huaisang: jin guangyao would go play the collection of turmoil on his guqin to calm my brother down. But to tell you the truth, I think it has a negative effect on him.
George: interesting. Musical therapy. I wonder if that can fix my dad.
He's worst when mad.
Huaisang: it can work if played correctly.
George: is Guangyao not a good player or?
Huaisang: he's good at it, but I think the problem lies in the manuscript.
George: Mingjue should listen to some Handel or Bach. Get him into the classics. Perhaps that may help him.
Huaisang: good idea!
George: your life seems so laid back, compared to mine. I love being the Regent, but I wish I had some freedom.
Huaisang: I wish I was free as well, Prinny. Trust me.
Do you have any friends.
George: plenty! There's Beau Brummell, but I'm upset with him now. Because he called me fat.
Huaisang: HOW DARE HE!! Where's that guy! I want to interrogate him!
Um....I hope he isn't like a soldier or anything....or else I'm cooked.
George: just a dandy. We may make back up.
Huaisang: Prinny, you deserve better friends. He can't just call you fat like that, then rub arms with you after.
George: oh, you're right.
My other friends are James Charles Fox and Brinsley Sheridan. Both are into politics, but Sheridan is also a playwrite.
Huaisang: that's so cool. Yea politics is kinda ridiculous at times, and I guess Sheridan would take inspiration from that.
Jin Guangyao loves political science.
But I am politically illiterate. I only care about the arts!
George: oh my goodness! Same. I see we have some stuff in common. We're into arts and fashion, but there's this controlling figure who looms over us like some type of grim reaper.
Huaisang: ahahaha I totally see it!
George: shall we switch places?
Huaisang: that would be so fun. But first you got to tell me about your mistresses! And rate them too!
George: well, there's Maria, Isabella Hertford, Lady Conyngham, Lady Jersey. And the list goes on.
Huaisang: see, you got your own team dimple.
More like team Prinny!
George: I like the sound of that.
Huaisang, don't you know. I kind of have a fondness for Beau Brummell.
Huaisang: but he called you fat.
George: *tearing up* yes he called me fat.
Huaisang: dump him!
George: right! I'll dump him!
Huaisang: I can ugly cry with you if you want.
George: you will?
Huaisang: of course.
Let's forget the fact that I'm just a total stranger you have just met a half an hour ago.
George: well, at least it's better than Caroline.
Huaisang: right.
George: I need more Brandy.
Huaisang: same. Do you want a rack of ribs?
George: and some meat pie.
But I have to order my servants. They won't listen to you.
Huaisang: I understand. But they all will soon! When we switch.
George: exactly! We'll switch from some time.
Huaisang: right.
But I don't know anything about being a prince.
George: it's just like your sect! Don't worry.
It will be fun! You'll see a lot of ladies! And men too.
Huaisang: oooo.
Do I have to do any prince work? Like ruling Wales?
George: pfft no! Just put all the documents in the red box. I'll deal with it later. And it's Great Britain, not only Wales.
Huaisang: ok! Ahh, I would love the royal life.
George: we're so much alike, so i believe you will.
Also, please try to blend in. I don't want those people saying that I have gone mad too.
Huaisang: got it! I think!
Let's do it!
George: let's do it! My clothes are in my room!
Tataaaa! *jumps in the portal*
(George is shorter than Huaisang~ but a little chubbier than him~ so just imagine🤣~ I got to do some art on this)
Huaisang: *squealing while covering His mouth with his fan* I'm a prince!!
I can't believe this! And Prinny is so chill.
~~~~
Qinghe~
George: *confused* I'm in Fantasy China!! Oh my! It worked! And I'm wearing Huaisang's clothes!
Mingjue: *hands on hips* nie Huaisang where have you been! You're still not upset and stubborn aren't you?!!
George: who is this wrestler towering over me?
Mingjue: why do you look like that?!
George: like what?
Mingjue: a little chubby and really short.
George: do you have something against short people?!
Xichen: he always had, to be honest.
George: who are you?
Xichen: Huaisang, I'm Lan Xichen. Your er ge.
I heard an explosion, so Ayao, your brother and I rushed to your room.
George: everything is fine.
Now who's my brother?
Mingjue: HUAISANG!!!!
George: *covers his face* please don't kill me! I have a lot of mistresses who would miss my handsome face.
Xichen: oh my goodness, Dage calm down.
Mingjue: mistresses? Huaisang didn't I tell you to stay away from those Brothels?
George: there are Brothels here?
Xichen: I think Nie Huaisang has some type of amnesia.
Yao: I don't think he'd remember those, explicit books he own.
George: what???? Explicit books?!!!
Mingjue: don't you dare think of reading them.
George: I can read whatever I want, sir. I'm a Prince.
Mingjue: Haha a Prince?!
The Prince of Wontons.
Yao: dage, you shouldn't be angry. And Huaisang forgot about your little argument. Just let him do what he loves.
George: you heard the dimpled man, dage.
Dimples, I heard a lot about you! I do envy those dimples by the way.
Yao: haha, Huaisang we know each other.
George: I didn't know that you would defend me from the giant.
Mingjue: excuse me?
George: you're excused.
Dimples, can you tell me where the ladies are?
Yao: *nervously laughing* er ge, help me.
Xichen: Huaisang, there are ladies all over. And I do believe you need a lady friend.
George: you both are so amazing. So shall we go spectate?
Yao: sorry but I already have a harem, plus I'm married to Qin Su.
George: goodness, Dimples. I aspire to be like you.
I totally believe it's those dimples! You sly fox you!
Yao: thank you. I have a conference coming up, as I'm the chief cultivator.
And I have invited the Nies.
George: who are they? Are they hot?
Yao: you and dage, Huaisang. Who else.
George: right. And what's a chief cultivator. Is that like a president or something?
Yao: you can say so.
George: lame.
Yao: come to the event, and you'll see a lot of people.
Maybe someone can catch your eye.
Mingjue: Meng Yao, stop encouraging him!!
George: then what do you want me to do? Swing a sword in the head all day?!
Mingjue: yes!
And you'll get a good match soon, once you behave yourself.
George: you're so lame!
Mingjue: go to your room!!
George: gladly. That's where all the explicit books are!
*storms off*
Mingjue: Meng Yao.
Yao: don't be hard on him.
Mingjue: you keep spoiling him for some reason.
~~~
Meanwhile with Huaisang in Brighton, Beau Brummell came in.
Beau: George.
Huaisang: *gasps* you're that dandy guy aren't you?!
You called me fat!
Beau: yea, about that.
I would like to apologize. I had a rough day. You know, debt and stuff.
My butler threatened to kill me with a butter knife.
Huaisang: a butter knife you say??
That's crazy. Did he poke you?
Beau: you want me to die?
Huaisang: no, but it sounds dramatic.
Beau: want to go bet on horses?
Huaisang: sounds boring.
Beau: we'll get to roast everyone's fashion choices!
It's literally your Royal Ascot.
Huaisang: yay! I love judging people's fashion choices. Let's go!
Beau: I know you do!
Huaisang: Beau Brummell. You know you're kind of attractive.
Beau: I know I am.
Huaisang: how about we kiss and make up. I was literally crying like an ugly fool.
Beau: waw, are you OK? I didn't know you would admit that.
So many times we had broken up and got back together.
Huaisang: well I can't bottle things up forever.
Thereafter, Prinny's mistresses came in ALL AT ONCE.
Oh your Highness!!
Huaisang: *overwhelmed*
Lady Conyngham: Prinny, you shouldn't be a recluse. You're the Prince of Wales.
Lady Jersey: um Beau Brummell. Some privacy, please. He'll be free in a bit.
Beau: yea I'm not really interested.
Lady Hertford: Prinny, did you miss me.
Huaisang: of course I did.
And Beau can stay. I was asking him to kiss me.
Lady Jersey: WHAT?!
Beau: WHAT?!
Huaisang: forget about it. Where's Maria?
Lady Jersey: I thought you broke up with her after being betrothed to Caroline.
By the way, Caroline isn't a good match for you.
Huaisang: (why are they acting like Sam ge's harem. And especially team dimple)
Yea I did break up with her, but sometimes i do miss her.
Lady Hertford: forget about her then!
Huaisang: *pout* I'll try.
Lady Jersey: poor Prinny.
Lady Conyngham: we want to worship you.
Huaisang: really?
Lady Conyngham: mhm.
Huaisang: *hiccup* you hear that, Beau?! They want to worship me.
Worship. Worship sounds good. Bring some champagne.
Beau: classic Prinny.
Huaisang: I still want to kiss you though.
Beau: oh shocks. Prinny, you're making me nervous.
Don't say that in front of your mistresses.
Huaisang: *chugging down a bottle of champagne* wooooooo!!!!
Mistresses: woooooo!!!!
Beau: *shocked* you drank the whole thing?
Huaisang: oh man meat, why are you upset? There's more where that come from.
Am I right?
Lady Hertford: you have your own wine cellar, Prinny.
Huaisang: right. What she said.
A Paige entered: your Royal Highness.
His Majesty wants an audience with you.
Huaisang: can you tell him I'll meet him tomorrow? Probably mention that I'm being worshipped by women holding bottles of champagne?
Paige: you can't do that.....again, your Royal Highness.
It will be disrespectful, and maybe affect the King's health.
Huaisang: *sobs* but I get nervous. And I don't wanna.
Beau: isn't he your father?
Huaisang: *sniffles* you're right, you're right..... now where's the King?
Paige: at Windsor Castle, as always.
Huaisang: ohhh.
I'll be ready in a minute then.
Beau: and don't use that same cravat. Go for the other one.
Huaisang: don't tell me what to wear. I already have good taste in fashion. Plus it's my dad I'm gonna meet. Not a Protestsnt princess.
Beau: yet.
Huaisang: shut up.
~~
Meanwhile in Jinlintai, the conference/banquet is in full swing, and everyone came out in their numbers.
Nie Mingjue: Sorry Meng Yao for the delay. Huaisang too 4 hours to get ready, again.
Yao: oh it's fine dage. It's improper to apologize to your younger sworn brother. Huaisang can take however long.
Xichen: but where is he?
Mingjue: still in the carriage. He wishes to be announced or something like that.
Such a diva at times.
Yao: *laughing* oh dear. His antics never fail to make me laugh.
Su she: Zongzhu. Huaisang just bribed me with money, just to introduce him! And I told him to fck off.
Yao: Shanshan, don't say that to guests. However annoying they are.
Su she: he's not even a part of team dimple.
Mo xuanyu: what makes him so important?!
Xue yang: I can introduce him if he'd like.
I'll tell everyone that he tried to challenge team dimple again, and failed.
George: *walking in, dressed like a Nie king*
Mo xuanyu: how dare he upstage Yao gege! With that flashy outfit!
Xue yang: did he get shorter?
Mo xuanyu: everyone knows he wears insoles just like Yao gegee. However Yao gege does it to boost the insole market.
Su she: this is an insult to Zongzhu.
Zongzhu must be the most flashy.
Mo xuanyu: does he even care about the economy!
Zixuan: so it's ok if he does it? And when I do it, I'm a peacock?
Su she: the double standards.
Yao: team dimple, relax.
Mingjue: I forgot to ask about Jin Furen.
Su she: Dage. We're busy roasting Huaisang. Not now.
Yao: she was delivering some party snacks for A-Song and A-Ling.
You know they tend to be bored in these sorts of things.
Mingjue: awww,
Well typical 12 and 13 year Olds. They rather just run around and stay away from such formal "big people" events.
Yao: yes, and they're quite energetic.
George: dage, how do I look?
Mingjue: like a peacock.
George: I'll take that as a compliment.
Dimples! Pleasure to meet you again. Let's get some wine.
Yao: A-Sang, I don't want you to throw up again. You tend to get drunk quickly.
George: nah. I can handle booze, Dimples. Don't worry about me.
Let's go! *drags him off* Dimples you're my favorite, by the way.
Yao: that means a lot, A-Sang.
Mo xuanyu: hey! You! Don't drag my Yao gege away from us!
George: I can drag whoever!
And can you stop looking like a French opera singer?
Mo xuanyu: excuse me?!!
George: the makeup on your face.
Mo xuanyu: omg, Huaisang. You're so mean! That's why you'll never be a part of team dimple!!
Xue yang: quite savage.
George: Dimples love me more than you. So bugger off.
~~
A few drinks later~
Yao: are you OK?
George: fit as a fiddle.
May I meet your guests?
Yao: go ahead.
George: *goes over to Wen Qing* ah you're absolutely gorgeous.
Should I compare you to a summer's day?
Wen Qing: stop flirting with me.
George: dear, could you take the compliment.
I shall be writing poems about you.
Wen Qing: Huaisang! What has gotten into you. And I thought you had a thing for Jiang cheng!
George: darling, all I know is you. What's your name?
Wen Qing: Wen Qing, Huaisang. You know me.
George: my heart chimes Wen Qing.
And I love that you're in red. I believe the future queen of Great Britain should wear red. That's the colour of our army, you know.
Wen Qing: Queen of what?
Have you hit your head ot something?
George: I love them feisty like this.
Wen Qing: *walks away* not interested.
Qin Su: *enters*
George: oh my goodness. She's prettier than Wen Qing.
*walks up to her and kisses her hand* you're like a Peony. Greetings my lady.
Qin su: greetings.
George: you look so Royal. Perfect for my bride. You'll replace Caroline.
Qin Su: who? Excuse me, I'm married Huaisang.
George: well we will forget about him and elope together. Maybe marry in secret.
I can't forget your face! And those luscious lips.
Qin Su: *slaps him*
George: *shocked, but amused* pray slap me again.
Qin Su: insolent!!! I rather let my husband deal with you!
George: I don't see him here, dear.
Qin Su: I'm the chief cultivator's and sect leader Jin's wife!
The host of this conference! This is his residence.
George: wait the two of them?
Qin Su: they're the same person, Huaisang.
Yao: A-Su. Is everything OK. Huaisang I told you not to stress out A-Su.
George: *startled* DIMPLES?!! She's your~~~?? Dimples I'm so sorry. I don't want to challenge you to a duel or anything. We drank wine together.
Qin Su: Zongzhu, that weasel was flirting with me!
Yao: how dare you.
Qin Su: I'm so disgusted!
Huaisang always does something to get on my nerves. *storms off*
Yao: A-Su wait. Ugh.
Huaisang, please behave yourself.
I have to go cheer her up with a gift later.
George: my friend, you're so lucky to have her though.
She's like Aphrodite.
How am I supposed to know that she's married to you.
Yao: You're supposed to know already.
Anyways, forget this. No more wine for you, alright? And don't get into a fight with team dimple.
I'm going to talk to A-Su.
George: ok. As you say.
I'll listen to you because I consider you my best friend.
Saving me from that giant man.
~~~~
Windsor Castle 📍
Huaisang finally goes to meet the King and Queen.
King George has recovered (but not entirely) but he's coming along gradually. Also Queen Charlotte was sitting next to him in a separate chair..
Huaisang: *gulps* greetings your Majesty.
George iii: my good for nothing son. You haven't met me while I was ill?
Huaisang: I'm sorry.
George iii: are you married yet? Where are my grandchildren?
What what?
Huaisang: what?
George iii: I shall not repeat myself! What what.
Huaisang: why are you what whatting?
Charlotte: George, this is not the time.
Huaisamg: I'm not married yet, dad.
George iii: not married?! But it has been three years! And still not married?!
Charlotte: you were sick for only a month, dear.
George iii: Lottie, it was 3 years. I wrote it down.
Charlotte: ok fine, it was 3 years..
And his betrothed is on her way.
George iii: good good. When she gets here, you better marry her quickly and produce some heirs. What what!
Huaisang: I haven't met her.
George iii: hey!
Huaisang: *confused* hey....?
George iii: how dare you mock me! Do you want to see me give Frederick the crown?!
Huaisang: filial piety. I got it.
George iii: do you even know what that is?!
What what.
Huaisang: *gulp* yes your majesty.
George iii: and what do you mean, haven't met her?
Why don't you say that about your mistresses!
I married your mother after seeing her for a few hours. She was climbing over a walk and stuff.
Charlotte: *laughing* don't tell him that.
George iii: you're a pretty good climber, I must say.
Huaisang: why was she trying to escape? Is it because you talk to trees?
George iii: George Augustus Frederick. I only talk to trees, because they listen and don't judge. Unlike some Princes of Wales.
They don't call me farmer George for nothing. Haha.
Now go. Go freshen up for your wedding day!
Huaisang: so soon!!!
George iii: the world is going to end in 1802, kid. You better settle down now, or else it's too late.
Oceans will rise! Empires will fall! And
Britain will sink!
Huaisang: pardon? The world is going to END????
George iii: of course, George.
Charlotte: George, please agree with him, however bizarre and unbelievable it is. We don't want to make him angry or more ill.
George iii: I'm not ill lottie. I'm absolutely fine! What are you talking about?
George, I must tend to my garden. Your audience is over.
And can you stop smelling like alcohol.
What what!
Huaisang: got it. I'll go take a shower.
George iii: good. My nose almost fell off.
To be continued~~~
Got to make another chapter~
Huaisang finally meets Caroline. Then George came back to his original world (he got chased the clan leaders~ as they found out that he transmigrated)
@theawkwardvillainess i agree. It's so rare, and I would love to see more of his bts😭.
I got tired of the untamed behind the scenes because they don't give other actors a chance! Its only Yibo and Xiao Zhan, Yibo and Xiao Zhan. There are other talented actors there too and we would love to see their antics off screen ❤️❤️❤️
I have always wanted to draw Qin Su in Regency clothes 👑❤️ so here she is!!
Gave her some diamonds and a tiara, because she definitely would.
Qin Su is the kind of person who would come all decked in jewels and the highest fashion, amd be like "oh these. They were just laying around in my closet. Just ignore it."
"I didn't ask to be pretty and rich tbh"
Btw I want to draw Regency Ayao but I haven't found a pic yet.
He would definitely wear all his models tho, because he's literally a war veteran if you think of it🤭
