that post that asked which other show would we put cas in had me come up with a whole friends au with cas as phoebe's roommate, and i can't stop thinking about it so y'all will have to indulge me for a minute while i get it out
#cas turns out to be phoebe's mystery roommate #and she fully knows he's a literal angel she just. doesn't think to mention it #and the first time they meet him both rachel and monica flirt with him #but monica is with chandler so she only kinda flirts until chandler reminds her that he is right here #but rachel actually develops a crush #and she keeps trying to flirt with him and he keeps completely ignoring her #like “oh hey castiel look i was just showing monica this dress i just got! she thinks it's too short what do you think? is it too short?”#and cas just replies very honestly with like a completely flat voice "i think the colour brings out your eyes. it doesn't look very #practical. it is quite short but if you feel good in it then that's okay.” #and then he turns his attention to the fresh cookies on the kitchen table #and rachel is like sighhhhh does he not find me attractive? does he not understand i'm trying to flirt? #is he interested in someone else? oh he's in love with phoebe isn't he?? #meanwhile joey walks in saying some dumb shit and cas just stares #around a mouthful of cookie like, he is so hot and stupid. i wish he were mine. #also at one point phoebe mentions something about castiel not being here at the moment because he's in heaven and everyone is like????? #cas is dead???? #and phoebe is like no he's just visiting!!!! #and they all stare like what. are you talking about #and phoebe goes oh did i not tell you guys castiel in an angel. he's away on angel business rn #and they fully believe she's gone insane but still they start watching castiel's weird behaviour more closely #and at some point (after seeing him conjure up objects and straight up disappear like i swear he was JUST here) #they have no choice but to go damn. he's an angel huh #joey is the only one who believed phoebe from the get go and never doubted castiel was an angel #and he asks cas all sorts of weird questions about what it's like to be an angel #not the normal stuff like can you fly where are your wings is there a god etc #more like. so like do they have pizza in heaven. can you talk to ducks. who's faster god or a plane. could you fit into this box. #can you make this coin disappear. if i stab you with this letter opener will you die. have you ever met jesus. #and cas patiently answers all of his questions and at one point monica walks in on them while joey is #stabbing cas repeatedly and she's like wtf are you doing??? and cas is like no it's fine we're just testing a theory (i'm in love with him)
