LOKI IS A FRUCKING WHORE (but that is fine)
This is for me, because I love myself some Loki ships.
Loki is first an foremost very selfserving
And a huge opportunist
But also sexually insatiable
So when he’s around the Avengers, he sure sees opportunity
The more children of his genetics are on Midgard, the bigger the army he can call to his side
I mean, he is their mother [sometimes father] why would they not come to his side, right???
So he goes about his merry way in seducing all Avengers that have potential.
Thor
By far Loki’s favorite bed partner
Thor knows hot to handle Loki and build up a bit of a bull shit tollerance
Thor also loves Loki the most, that will never change
They been experimenting with each other for so damn long
Even before they exclipictely knew they were not blood related
Which a whole other class of ‘Loki No’
Loki’s heart for Thor might be more than just green and desire
By Thor Loki has three children, sons Brynjar and Sigurd and daughter Eydis
Eydis and Sigurd are twins
Bryn was born far before the Thor films
The twins some 25 years before it
Bryn has a good connection to his dad
The twins have been placed in foster care to keep them away from Odin
Steve
Oh Steve...
Loki puts so much effort in seducing him
He wants to see the saintly captain sin
And when he does, it is glorious
Of course Steve vehemently denies anything every happened
But Loki carries him a son James all the same
James is raised under the guidance of shield
Tony
Loki loves pushing Tony’s buttons
Tony’s very fun for Loki to play with
They do carry a very intelligent conversation together, which is rather pleasant to Loki
Loki lets Tony do a lot of kinky shit to him
Their son is called Lucas
Lucas is raised in the guidance of shield
And grows up to be an accomplished Alchemist
Stephen
You know exactly why Loki is after Dr. Strange
A v v v powerful baby
It is really all he wants from Stephen
The two don’t really get along
And it takes Loki very fucking long to seduce Stephen
They don’t really do things a lot
Like, once or twice a year
Their son is named Caenabryn
His magic is very unstable and he is under constant shield surveilance
The guy’s allience is ambiguous
He is an opportunist like his mom
Bruce
Loki and Bruce have a complicated relationship
Sometimes they can rip each other appart, other times they can’t stay away from each other
They understand each other, in the stretch that they both think themselves monster
Bonding over self loathing and trying to make the other feel better about himself
But also fighting, a lot
They have a son called Robb
Robb is bookish and entirely non magical
He’s mostly raised under shield supervision
Clint
The most toxic thing
Loki stays away from Clint most of the time
But sometimes he just needs to bother the archer
That mostly ends with Loki pressed against a flat surface and getting pounded within an inch of his life
This resulted in one daughter, named Elodie
Elodie is born albino
Clint mostly keeps her on the farm with his wife and kids, away from Loki, the Avengers and SHIELD
Bucky/Steve
Loki offers them to be a surrogate for the perfect genetic combo of the two soldiers
Twice
Why they take the plunge is beyond half the team
The first child is a boy, Matthew and it is suspected Loki enbewed him with some of his own genetics, because boiii is tol
Shield raises and trains him, because he has super soldier powers
The second is a girlk, Amelia, she has less of Loki for sure and much more of both her actual dads
Shield is also responsible for her
Wade
Oh these two!
Both moral greys
They just hook up for fun
Nothing big, Loki isn’t even planning anything at first
And then he thinks, eh why not
It results in a son, Maxwell
Maxwell is raised and closely monitored by shield
He too is morally grey
T’Challa
Helleu, this dude is royalty, of course Loki wants that blood line
Which he does by disguising himself in his lady form
It’s one time and one time only
Loki doesn’t associate with T’Challa after that
He births a son and spirits it away to be raised by Dark Alva
The boy is trained in combat and most definately one of Loki’s pawns if he decides to ever mess with Avenger affairs
Brynjar: Harry Styles Sigurd: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Eydis: Molly Quinn James: James Maslow Robb: David Bonk Matthew: Lee Pace Amelia: Stephanie Bennett Caenabryn: Andy Black Maxwell: Thomas McDonell
