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no dylmas reunion in the year 2024 hopefully 2025 am i right guys...guys please...yes...delulu year!!!!!! :'D...

okay so again i did forget that i was hoping for dylan and thomas to publicly reunite, or for a maze runner cast reunion this year. happiness level tonight on nye has dwindled! but let’s hope for next year for sure !

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Enjoy a handful of cringe with our segment: memeries!

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Hey there! We’re Fruit Salad!

We hope you have a entertaining, fist-clenching, and amazingly cringey stay! :)

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Um, does anyone know how to get in contact with godvatos (Cade) because I haven't spoken to her in f*cking who knows how long and literally have no way of talking to her anymore and I just miss her and aw 😔😞😣😭💔

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:DFace & Mr. Vega - FAMB EP

If you don't piss yourself laughing when you hear the drop of "FAMB," you're either dead or need to see a urologist.

Rating: 6 out 10 glowsticks

P.S. this EP is fucking free so just go get it, you indecisive little shit. 

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Handwritten by The Gaslight Anthem: A Fuckin' Short Music Review

Okay, so we haven't had many music reviews on here lately, and I'll tell you why. Basically, Drew (the guy who does the movie reviews and one of my best friends) is like, a WAY better writer than me and it makes me kind of embarrassed to post my writing here. That being said, here goes.

HOLY-MOTHER-JESUS-TITTY-FUCKING-BALLS-ASS-CHRIST

GUYS. Handwritten is SO FUCKING GOOD.

Like really good.

Like stop reading this review right now and go listen to it. I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.

Did you listen to that? Okay good. 

So that's the first single, "45". It's been out for a few weeks now. The album came out today. I got my hands on the deluxe edition last night at their concert.

This album...I mean...there's nothing wrong with it. Everything is perfect. Brian Fallon's voice is so raw and emotional, and the rest of the band just...meshes perfectly. Each song is more than two guitars, vocals, a bass and drums...it's a tapestry of notes, rhythm and emotion that just FUCKING ROCKS.

If you haven't heard of the Gaslight Anthem before, here's a quick rundown: Springsteen and Tom Petty-influenced unique punk rock & roll from New Jersey. Listening to it makes you wanna drive a badass classic car super fast on an open highway with the windows down and girl you love in the seat next you.

One of my favorite parts of this album are BADASS guitar solos and leads they throw in - the lead guitars sounded a bit...tame on The '59 Sound. They got better on American Slang, but on Handwritten, they fucking BLISTER, but without being too over the top or overwhelming.

This album creates a world, and listening to it pulls you in and when it's over, you just want to listen to it again so you can live in that world again. I can't really listen to other music any more because it doesn't really compare.

Okay that's enough of my rambling. Go fucking listen to it right now. Pay attention to the lyrics. Brian Fallon is one hell of a poet.

Standout Track: Biloxi Parish. MY GOD. They played this last night...and I'd never heard it before. No one ever likes it when a band plays a new song. Except this time. This song was so good that, even never having heard it before, it may have been my favorite part of the night.

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Moonrise Kingdom: A Fuckin' Short Movie Review

Just so people don't get their nipples in a twist over how I don't understand the man's artistry or some shit, I'd like to start out saying I've never seen a Wes Anderson movie all the way through before.  This was a new viewing experience for me so here's my vulgar take on it.  Bitches.

Da fuck is this?: Mr.Anderson follows that good ol' theme of childhood's thirst for adventure and abundant imagination.  Two twelve year olds run around an island while some pretty great adult characters attempt to work together maturely to find them.  Takes place in 1965, so that weird-ass grainy filter Anderson adds to fuckin' everything actually works quite well (That's all I know of the guy.  Hippy-dippy filters for the entire length of the movie).  It's very hipstery and they use the same melody throughout but it's so interesting-sounding (OMG he used "interesting" to describe something, you're not supposed to use that in literaturehurghgbuarrbhfhpshshhshGAHH! Shut the fuck up high schoolers. Just wait 'til you get to college, maybe, to take off your brain diapers and scrape off the dried pigshit in and around your eardrums).  ANYWAY, what's the next part…. oh yeah, right

Who's in this bitch?: BILL uh FUCKIN' MURRAAAYYY. Like, do I even have to mention the other dudes?… I do? Faaaack, fine ok.  Bruce Willis (The Die Hards), Edward Norton (Fight Club, American History X), Jason Schwartzman (Rushmore, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Darjeeling Limited), Tilda Swinton (We Need to Talk About Kevin, Narnia, Burn After Reading), Frances McDormand (Fargo, Almost Famous)

Why it's worth taking your aviator googles off for once to see it: It seems that Wes Anderson has so defined the indie hipster style that he is simply the chairman of that type of filmmaking, and seeing this latest one, I think he knows it.  Simply, the kids are great.  They are the piece that makes it all sweet and romantic (in the poetic sense).  They just take the act of running away, on an island, so seriously. And let's be honest, wouldn't we all? The dude, a boy scout, tries to be the manly man survival guide, but admits he might wet the bed and apologizes in advance.  The chick, packs her cat and her favorite fantasy books.  Only thing missing out of all their stuff is a favorite blanket or stuffed bear and it'd be cliche.  There's one part that was a bit too, "artsy", for me but it didn't get in the way of the rest of the movie. And how it just seemed to spiral out of control with every character coming together at the end during an epic thunderstorm.  Literally a maelstrom of emotions.  The special effects were pretty much dead. Sorry, they were utterly terrible.  On the other hand, many of the shots, mostly in the opening scene, seemed like they were staged.  Or rather, the shots were similar to that of illustrations in a children's book.  I don't know if that's what Wes was going for, but it was a spot on way of welcoming people into this movie.  

Favorite Scene: The man talk between Sam and Bruce Willis.  

Favorite Lines: Laura: Does it concern you that your daughter has just run away from home?

Walt: That's a loaded question.

Walt: I'm going to go find a tree to chop down.  

Score: From listening to Gotye or Owl City for the rest of your life, to winning a VIP pass to the Sundance Film Festival for eternity, this is like if you got a autographed album from Mumford & Sons BEFORE they got famous.  How's that for a hipster cream in the skinny jeans?