#fuckasses

[melon-the-great]

Unovan crime lord robs Kantonian mob boss who’s ASLEEP ALONE ON A BENCH

[lesbianoldman]

today my best friend texted me and told me that she was watching the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and she saw a mirror which caused her to gasp and say "that mirror looks like a dick"

the mirror in question:

now, when she sent that text, i hadn't recieved the picture of the mirror, that is indeed quite phallic.

i thought she was talking about the mirror's vibe and personality. i LEGITIMATELY thought that the mirror seemed like a dick.

her response? "I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT A MIRROR THAT SEEMS LIKE A DICK LOOKS LIKE"

so i sent her this mirror, after google searching mirror stock photos (the quality is shit):

and her response accurately encapsulates our chaotic energy:

"AW FUCK THAT MIRROR. THAT MIRROR LOOKS LIKE HE'S PART OF THE BOURGEOISIE. THAT MIRROR LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A LOT OF OPINIONS ON HOW WOMEN DO THEIR MAKEUP."

i love us.

@lesbian-thespian-bees

[sxeqts]

THIS FUCKASS GOVERNMENT BANNING TUMBLR WITHOUT KNOWING SHIT. PISSES ME OFF.

Imagine running ads abt gambling on TELEVISIONS pero mangbaban ng site kasi allegedly it's a "gambling". Fucking ironic and stupid.

[hislittleraincloud]

I'm pretty sure this fuckass was also present under Miles's posts

when he was getting all the fan fuckery whining.

Wenclair/Jemmas are the stupidest people in the fandom (there, I said it).

Mentioning Afterburn is cute, but bringing up Under Virgin Circumstances is even cuter.

I'm sure Ben will be amused. 💀🤗

[goodnightngoth]

if you use chatgpt you are lazy as fuck, lack basic creativity, and don’t give a damn about the environment and i will die on this hill

[glittter-vamp]

They’re about to piss off Puerto Rico and Nicaragua with one cause what the fuck??

[ushitoshiii]

I’m so done with this semester. PLEASE LET IT END ALREADYYY 😭😭😭