#fucking pants

[helpfuldilemma]

I fucking hate when you're looking for a shirt and everything's GOT DAMN

PAMTS

[garbagedrawingsbyatrashguy-blog]

Damn, I have to wear pants today, and am currently doing so, fairly certain this tattoo is going to be fucked.

[ninjacat1515]

I just want some fucking pants. 

Not $200 pants with fucking holes in the knees so they’re “edgy”

Not pants that are so low rise they don’t even have an ass.

Not pants that say one size, but are actually meant for a stork.

Not pants that look like they’ve been peeled from a cadaver in a swamp.

Not pants that seem to be the ideal match, but suddenly evolve a mouth when you sit down.

Just regular, non weird pants that are comfortable. Please. 

[unexpectedtingles]

When you wear the same pair of pants because you like those pants and those pants give you life and you realize that you love those pants and then you kinda just pants pants pants pants

[acelessthan3]

down with leg constrictors!

[castielmocoton]

Men's pants: Designed with extra deep pockets and taking into account the existence of a penis. Women's pants: Make it as tight as possible. Fuck crotch space, women don't need it. Pockets? What's that? You don't need pockets.

[anaikn-blog]

WHERE ARE MY PANTS

[adjustedlatitude]

Holy shit dress pant yoga pants are a thing.

I'm... into it. 

I can't stand clothes that don't move with me, clothes that pinch or compress (except where specifically designed to compress) or restrict. 

These might be the pants I have always wished for.