#fucking simp

[satoruxx]

i cannot believe we’ve made it to snezhnaya i feel so old tf

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Whoever said Bells chest is fluffy. Are we able to put our face in it that is the question. I'm sure the King would like to know too

I want you to know that the king is currently sleeping on the floor and immediately woke up to this question. Despite having infinite knowledge it wants to hear it from @bellsofgold .

[lerios]

"may i say that at moments like these you are at your most presidential" do you want to have a go at saying that with more hearts in your eyes narvin?

[ventique18]

During a huge battle in Book 8, Malleus is clutched in 🌸's embrace-- barely conscious, desperately holding on to life.

🐉: "🌸, forgive me... for not being with you longer than I should have... I wish our time together was longer than... a mere twinkle of a star..."

🌸: "Don't say that, don't say that..."

🐉, coughing blood: "I wanted to see you... in a beautiful wedding attire. The most beautiful in all the lands..."

🌸: "That's right, you haven't even fulfilled your promise yet! How could you leave, knowing that I've never once rightfully called you my husband?"

🐉: "If I could turn back time..."

🌸: "If, if you get well I swear-- I swear I'll make you ice cream everyday until you get tired of it."

🐉, clutching their hand and smiling painfully: "What a wonderful proposal..."

🌸: "And then I'll... We'll clean up all the abandoned gargoyles in the world and give them a new home."

🐉, closing his eyes: "Truly, even your heart is of great beauty..."

🌸: "I'll even give you those twelve children you desperately wanted--"

🐉: *Shoots the fuck up from his position*

🌸: ?????

🐉, standing straight, rolling his shoulders and fixing a stiff neck: "Would you look at that. My body has stopped deteriorating."

🌸: "What the fuck? You were dying a moment ago-- the fuck?"

🐉, blinking: "A dragon has a high regeneration rate. Surely you knew that? It seems what you bravely promised me only contributed to my motivated healing."

🌸: "You were still literally dying up to the gargoyle part-- before the twelve kids thing-- oh my god. It's the twelve kids that motivated you?!"

🐉, grinning wide: "That stimulated every inch of my cells, yes."

🐉: "Now, you sit here tight and wait for me. I have a match to finish."

Then he leaned down to their stupefied face, as if to kiss them. But then he stopped just as the corner of his mouth brushed their's; lips nearing their ear, a devilish glint in his eyes too obscured for them to see.

"Don't forget your promise."

[deceit-and-doubt]

Wanna give us an updated tierlist since your pookie bear got updated? And before you comment on the "pookie bear", you said it yourself in the video :3

"i do need to make a proper updated one, this is just a rehash of my previous one, without dark enchantress cookie because I couldn't find an image of her...lemme know if you want a brand spanking new one with new cookies! Heh!"

[pastorcraigenjoyer]

Stan gazing at Kyle like he hung the moon>>>

[jesterlovescookies]

@deceit-and-knowledge smilk be like

[roman-godfrey]

Lana coded = you are the embodiment of Lana Del Rey’s aesthetics, themes, emotions. You seem like you were written by her. It’s a compliment, ofc! Romanticized melancholy, vintage James Dean aesthetic, tumultuous love, rebellious undertones… just perfect! (I’m such a simp *sobs*)

oh so that's what that was??

if i was written by Lana, i better not be one of those shitty demos Letha showed me. seriously.

but if it's a compliment... i'll take it