#fucking turtles

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fucking love turtles. Really feeding my younger self with this shit

Can you guess who my favourite is lol

Also ignore the experimental Mona Lisa drawings, I'm trying 😅

[climaxstriker]

Oh my god...I feel dumb for not realizing it.

OK, going into Pokemon Scarlet/Violet spoilers. So be warned.

I think I figured out the third legendary’s name. And I don’t think it’s 6 letters like people suggest from the 6 blocks.

Phonetically, I think It’s Terastle. Like Terastallize. 

No matter how you look it.....dude’s a turtle. From the Shell to the literal turtle head, it’s clear this is a Turtle.

Terra means the earth or the ground and underground in Area Zero is where these Terastallization crystals that are used to Terastallize pokemon come from.

Crystal is a gem. Terra Crystal Terastal.

But here is how the lore writers went full 4 digit IQ big brain here.

As I established, this Disk pokemon looks like a turtle. 

A term that used to be used for any turtle.

Terrapin

Terra also playing apart in Earth

Coincidence?

I think NOT!

[aurora-the-kunoichi]

Co-worker- “Ok, I have turtle coming” (a company of ours. She printing bonus sheets) she grimaces “Oh that came out wrong.”

Me- “Not to me, that came out just right” 😈

We both begin cracking because she knows me

[aurordream]

Does anyone else remember last years google doodle because I have officially had it with these turtles

[sleepawaysora]

Study sessions with the girlfriend

Finished studying for my midterm, but here's how some of it went Bree:(holds flash cards) what illness can turtles have that (pauses) I can't read your handwriting Me: okay I think I know what your asking does it start with an F? Bree: (attempts to pronounce the disease) Me: (waits patiently) Bree: Ffffffffffffffffff Me: Fffff? Bree: Fffffffuck you I am not alone on this journey of knowledge

[shitpostempire]

[thefuzzypiglet]

The story of my life

So I was walking down the road today and guess what I saw.... I saw a fucking turtle!! This turtle was so beautiful and had a hard back. I almost fainted because it was the love of my life. I went to pick it up because it tried to cross the road, sadly on my way over to the turtle, a large truck came and almost hit that turtle. I scream "hey you stop" lol. The truck straddled the truck and I was happy. I pick up the turtle and the Damn thing bit me, so I said fuck you and dropped it. I fell in love with that turtle but she hated me :(. I told the turtle how I would love it and do anything for it but it didn't say anything back.....I walked away sadly with tears flowing down my face and went home. The turtle came and nudged my leg and smiled. I picked it up and now we are married and have 3 kids. I love that turtle so much.

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Update on Turtle-gate

Voice 1: I'm sorry!

Voice 2: He was so perfect!

Voice 3: Did your boyfriend leave you?

Voice 1: Oh, I'm about to.

Voice 2: It just want Mr. Tumnus.

Voice 3: Celebratory new semester shots?

Voice 1: Yup.

Voice 2: He was so YOUNG *senseless babbling that I couldn't make out*