RE-TRANSLATED: Tadaima Ren'aichuu! ~Hisayuki-hen~ Vol.1 (Track 5)
I'm re-translating track 5 from my most favourite CD of all time so that it stays updated with the latest linguistic developments <3 (you can read the original translation here~)
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Tadaima Rennaichuu vol. 1 (CV. Fukushima Jun), track 5, the very candid, terminally online version let's goooo!!!
TRACK 5
“Still mad?”
“Yes, the curry was bussin’.”
“Can’t blame a chud for getting a li’l nervous about buying condoms for the first time, can ya? So much for being prepared.”
“Yes. My bad.”
“Yoooo bro just asked ‘wanna fuck?’ out of nowhere 😭😭 is the ‘vibe’ in the same room with us right now? 😭😭”
“Well MY BAD for not vibes-maxxing!”
“I’m just a flop.”
“Me? Aura farming?”
“At school? My academic performance is off the charts, a clear indicator of strong alpha generation. Furthermore, my capacity for sustained execution and diligent follow-through on strategic initiatives, encompassing both project-based endeavors and personal development objectives, has been consistently validated. This isn't just about good grades, it's about a fundamentally sound operational strategy. #HighAchiever #ProjectManagement #ResultsDriven #GrowthMindset”
“Ok but like, it’s my first time feeling so out of element, no cap.”
“You make me unwell bestie 💀 it’s giving 0 rizz!”
“And it’s because you live rent-free in my mind.”
“Ha?”
“I said Netflix and chill but like…! I meant actual Netflix and actual chill…! Unless…?”
“You me both??”
“Right… You want it too, eh… Sorry chat, the rizz was too much for me to handle.”
“Right.”
“Hey, a crumb of kiss for the man?”
“This is kinda goated, no?”
“I love you fr fr.”
“Wanna take this to the bed?”
“What’s up?”
“Ah sorry, you want the lights off, queen?”
“Lowkey can’t see shit, man.”
“Um… Help I can’t figure this out… I want to touch your tiddies.”
“You’ll do it? Oh… I wanted to.”
“Ah, no, I know I’m just a nothingburger flop. Sorry.”
“WOAH!!!”
“I was shookt. My bad.”
“Your bra is hella cute! Can I see the rest 👀”
“Not you letting out sexy moans 💀”
“Ah, I’m a dumbass, I didn’t mean that. I want to hear more fr fr…”
“May I take your bra off 🥺 plsplspls 🥺”
“Dayum… them boobas be hella fine!”
“Oh! These nipples know it’s play time!”
“Chat are we doing good?”
“U sure?…”
“Hm? What’s up?”
“My clothes? Sorry, I forgor 💀”
“So warm…”
“Sorry, my nerves are off the charts.”
“You’re warm and I can hear your heart going crazy in there.”
“Real talk, me too. Just listen.”
“We are twinning, eh? Hehe…”
“Umm can I take off your undies too 🥺”
“I guess mine should go too.”
“Y-yes. Shall we strip together?”
“Ahaha… This is lowkey embarrassing, no?”
“May I touch your coochie?”
“Umm… Spread your legs…”
“Holy! Chat are you seeing this?! This shit is so peak!!!”
“Ah, my bad. Am I cringe?”
“Sorry! Are you feeling uncomfy?”
“U-umm, can I eat you out?”
“Really? Bon appetit.”
“Can I slide a finger in?”
“I don’t want to hurt you bestie.”
“Those websites ain’t got nothing against real life.”
“Well, it’s for science! A man’s gotta learn somewhere! I really don’t want to screw up and make this a flop…”
“I mean I did watch them outside of science but…! No, I didn’t mean it like that… Ugh, I’ll shut up now.”
“Yeah, u right… Even an oven needs to be pre-heated.”
“Does it hurt, queen?”
“It’s warm in there.”
“It’s giving cozy.”
“Spill if it hurts, okay?”
“My virgin ass is so cooked. Even having a finger inside you makes me want to burst, it’s insane.”
“Your tiddies are squishy…”
“Hey… My peepee is getting kinda lonely down there.”
“Yes… Jerk it, queen…”
“Gently now…”
“This really be hitting different…”
“Hey, can I fit another finger?”
“Does it hurt?”
“Do you feel good, queen?”
“Really? Do I fucking suck at this too? Sorry.”
“I see. Thank fucking god.”
“I’m literally so love-pilled rn.”
“Are we ready for pound town now?”
“Ah, my bad! I’ll go get the condom.”
“Sorry gang, let me cook.”
“OoOoo… Cooling sensation~”
“We good? Here I go…”
“Bruh what???”
“Huh?? What the fuck?”
“Sorry!… Damn it!”
“Eh? Oh… Sorry I’m tweaking.”
“My fault gang, I’m completely mogged, gimme a sec.”
“Huh? Eh??? Suck it? THROAT GOAT??? NONONONONO, your mouth is gonna suffer, no cap! It’s alright bruh!!”
“Shittttt, can we be fr?! Let a bro hit, man…”
“NNNnnggrrhhh… It’s so over, fam…”
MC consoles him and pat him in the back.
“You had the right idea, I should’ve copped the warm type. That cooling sensation shit is ass, man.”
“Let me whine! I’m cooked, okay! Fuck my baka chud life!”
“Thank you… I’m happy too, but still…! Still!!”
“Not the petting again… Hrmm…”
“Thank god I bagged you.”
“I love you too.”
"Can a bro get a kiss here?"
"Yup, if no pound town, kiss land instead."
