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The Big Exciting news is that the sequel to my novel Return Again is coming out THIS WEEK!!!!
Writing Leap Back has been a huge process, and one that cost a ton of hours fitted between a busy work schedule and all my other projects, not the least of which is this blog, and all of my amazing followers here.
BUT IT’S FINALLY DONE HOLY CRAP!
In honor of this, I am making the first Sunborn book, Return Again, available for $2 subscribers on Patreon UNTIL THE END OF NOVEMBER.
This is not a Kindle copy, nor is it permanent by any means. After November it will rejoin my other books that are available only for $20 subscribers, or purchase on Amazon.
Leap Back will be available for purchase on Kindle and in hard copy, and I’ll post as soon as it’s up and ready. As always, if you’re Seattle-local, hit me up on PM and I’d be happy to sign it for you!
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Return Again
I thought my father was normal. The kind of dad who deals with work, and homework, and the troubles that come with being a single father to a seventeen-year-old girl.
I didn’t know he went to a different world when he was a teenager. I didn’t know he was the Chosen One of a magic sword. I didn’t know he saved a whole kingdom, maybe their world, before he was twenty. That was thirty years ago.
Hey, can anyone help me find any long-lost books by noted weirdo Giuseppe Andrews?
(This is how I research things by the way, I just ask strangers online)
Background: Giuseppe Andrews started out as a child actor, and then had the most baffling career trajectory imaginable. Andrews ended up working as an actor in several major Hollywood films, he personally directed over 50 weird experimental films, and he recorded several dozen albums of what is allegedly music.
Giuseppe Andrews also appears to have written over a hundred books starting in 2012 (when he first learned how to read and write) and ending in 2015 (when he went missing under suspicious circumstances while hunting endangered toads with a hammer in the Mojave Desert).
As you can see in the examples above, Andrews' main literary influences appear to have been Charles Bukowski, Ted Kaczynski, and discarded notebooks from a court-ordered anger management class.
If one had to describe his writing style, you might say that it's a bit like you're overhearing the frantic mumbling of a disgraced Pentecostal preacher who became homeless and addicted to bath salts after being caught engaging in sexual impropriety with one of a teenaged parishioner who suffers from untreated scoliosis and a lazy eye.
Okay, okay. I know I've been giving Giuseppe some lighthearted teasing, but I really do legitimately LOVE him. This was someone truly passionate and intensely creative who produced a lot of really unique art over the years, and I think his work legitimately deserves to be preserved.
But sadly, as far as I can tell, almost all of Andrews' books are now considered lost. It's hard to even compile a full list of them.
These are the only five books of his that I've been able to find thusfar:
Dolly Balls
Hymen
Leona
Snake Fight in Juarez
Spur of the Moment
To be fair, I'm unclear whether his books could be considered actively suppressed, or if they're just hard to find. But I don't care, I WANT them.
Bonus: Here are some of his book covers for you to peruse