#funny definitions

[theartofeverything]

People frequently ask me for my insta or snap and I have to let them know I’m not really on those. I technically have an insta, but I never use it. I used to say I just wasn’t really a social media person, but now I’m on here with you hooligans all the time. Most people don’t seem to know what tumblr is when I tell them I have that though, which then puts me in the impossible postition of trying to explain what is tumblr. There’s been lots of trial, and mostly error, but I think I’ve finally figured it out, the only succinct and accurate way to explain tumblr:

“It’s like if instagram had been kidnapped as a baby and raised by a pac of wild reditors.”

Beat that, tumblrinas 😎

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

Random Guy - #16

English Prof.: "Something that is grammatically incorrect could be socially accepted and understood. Like if I say "Oh, she's a baby baby," what do I mean by baby baby?"

Student: "It's fresh."

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

Participation Award

The definition of the Participation award: “Congratulations, you were almost good enough to get 3rd place.”

[stormskyshadows]

Bedgasm Definition |

[formywit]

pesticide: killing all the annoying people

[queentrxyler]

STRENGTH / streNGTH' / n.

The capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands...

and then eat just one of the pieces